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Re: I regret knowing masturbation by NoisyNaybour001(m): 8:40pm On Dec 28, 2018
tintingz:
Marraige doesn't stop masturbation, like I said it's consider natural, you can't eliminate what is natural.

Kindly educate yourself.





Pls don't misinform or mislead people before d anger of God rest on you, what do u mean by masturbation is natural, what d heck is dat! see there is a demon spirit attached to it OK...... I pray God reveals himself to u

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Re: I regret knowing masturbation by NoisyNaybour001(m): 8:45pm On Dec 28, 2018
@op I like as u have openely showed ur desire to over masturbation.... with time u will overcome it.... just ask Jesus to help, accept him if ur yet to, read d word of God daily, listen to spiritual materials, avoid porn sites u can even not subscribe ur data for a while till ur strong to finally overcome it, u may also want to change ur circle of friends n finally consciously occupy ur mind with something productive

others have overcome it, with d help of God u will also, thanks

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Re: I regret knowing masturbation by budaatum: 8:47pm On Dec 28, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
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Why do you call me to what another does with their bits, muttley? angry
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Mikefrik(m): 8:53pm On Dec 28, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers,
and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars,
shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone:
which is the second death.
"
- Revelation 21:8

Dont worry I can lower the bar. I can paraphrase Mikefrik.

So here is to reloading. Mikefrik please tell. Do you tell lies? Have you ever lied?
When was the last time you lied?. How much time more do you think will last before you tell the next lie?...

"The darkness of ignorance will always hide when the light of knowledge shines on it!"
- budaatum ©
I love your reply, it's funny. hahahahahahahaha.......... LOL.
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by MuttleyLaff: 8:53pm On Dec 28, 2018
budaatum:
Why do you call me to what another does with their bits, muttley? angry
Who is calling/called you?

I used your comment because it exactly matches what I observed unfolding on the thread, the hiding, the keeping mute, the burying head in sand and credited the original owner of the comment.
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 8:54pm On Dec 28, 2018
Mikefrik:

Your tip is common. I think I need an uncommon tip to be free from the grip of........... I have tried all common tips that I know of. I'm now thinking of meeting these pastors-( prophet t. b joshua- Nigeria, pastor Alph lukau- south Africa. I for also try meet this mfm pastor. wetin them dey call am. make I remember o........ Ehn ehn. Olukoya, but I hear say him na fake. I no want make person deposit more demons in me o.
If I thought there was any legit pastor in Nigeria I think Olukoya would be top and TBJ would be fake.
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Mikefrik(m): 8:55pm On Dec 28, 2018
Make una continue o. As for me, I want go sleep o.
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Mikefrik(m): 8:57pm On Dec 28, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
If I thought there was any legit pastor in Nigeria I think Olukoya would be top and TBJ would be fake.
Oga who be you. and why u talk say t. b Joshua na fake. God show you for dream?
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by budaatum: 8:59pm On Dec 28, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Who is calling/called you?

I used your comment because it exactly matches what I observed unfolding on the thread, the hiding, the keeping mute, the burying head in sand and credited the original owner of the comment.
Hmm. Not the traditional way to quote, but I see now.
Be forgiven.
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by LordReed(m): 8:59pm On Dec 28, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
If I thought there was any legit pastor in Nigeria I think Olukoya would be top and TBJ would be fake.

You seem to like ultra holiness folk.
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 8:59pm On Dec 28, 2018
Mikefrik:
Oga who be you.
I am your maker.
and why u talk say t. b Joshua na fake. God show you for dream?
He looks fake to me.
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Mikefrik(m): 8:59pm On Dec 28, 2018
@Ranchhoddas. When did the work of God become governmental? You used the word. LEGIT
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by MuttleyLaff: 9:01pm On Dec 28, 2018
Mikefrik:
I love your reply, it's funny. hahahahahahahaha.......... LOL.
Dont love the reply. Dont find it funny. Dont get entertained with a "hahahahahahahaha.......... LOL" by the reply.

One of only persons who is going to be real with you on this matter you're have issues with is, by the grace and power of God, me.
I'll tell you truthfully and honestly how it and everything related to it, is.
I am not on this thread to deceive you nor to lead astray anybody else for that matter. My hands are clean.
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 9:02pm On Dec 28, 2018
LordReed:


You seem to like ultra holiness folk.
Not really. I only pride myself in being a good judge of character.
Tell me one thing about D.K Olukoya that you can fault?
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 9:04pm On Dec 28, 2018
Mikefrik:
@Ranchhoddas. When did the work of God become governmental? You used the word. LEGIT
What is the "work of God"?
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Mikefrik(m): 9:04pm On Dec 28, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
I am your maker. He looks fake to me.
Did you mean that? who are you that he looks fake to you? Alien?, mammy water?.. probably maybe he looks fake to you because you urself is fake. because fake can only attract fake. Remember "iron sharpeneth iron" . or maybe you are from another planet, maybe Mercury that's why you cannot perceive REAL.
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by MuttleyLaff: 9:06pm On Dec 28, 2018
budaatum:
Hmm. Not the traditional way to quote, but I see now.
Be forgiven.
I actually owe you a thank you, I'll explain in detail back on the other thread in my about complete post.
You've probably noticed changes because of the observation you pointed out about the carriage return, to me, its actually a line feed.
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Mikefrik(m): 9:06pm On Dec 28, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
What is the "work of God"?

Is the work of God supposed to be LEGIT? he be like say una no do English for school
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 9:06pm On Dec 28, 2018
Mikefrik:

Did you mean that? who are you that he looks fake to you? Alien?, mammy weter?.. probably maybe he looks fake to you because you urself is fake. because fake can only attract fake. Remember "iron sharpeneth iron" . or maybe you are from another planet, maybe Mercury that's why you cannot perceive REAL.
Oh Lord!

Analice 2.0

Begone!
I no get strength!

Re: I regret knowing masturbation by LordReed(m): 9:27pm On Dec 28, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
Not really. I only pride myself in being a good judge of character.
Tell me one thing about D.K Olukoya that you can fault?

Don't know much about him personally but the little I have heard about how his organization is run doesn't inspire any confidence in me.
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 9:34pm On Dec 28, 2018
LordReed:


Don't know much about him personally but the little I have heard about how his organization is run doesn't inspire any confidence in me.
You already have a bias. Your brain will filter anything good out and accept the bad.
Yesterday there was a thread about how they have built a thriving football club that is being featured on foreign outlets.
Stephen Odey plays in Zurich today because of the platform MFM FC gave to him.
I'm sure you immediately filtered it out. If it was something negative you would have registered it immediately.

Our people say "you should use your teeth to count your tongue".
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by LordReed(m): 9:38pm On Dec 28, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
You already have a bias. Your brain will filter anything good out and accept the bad.
Yesterday there was a thread about how they have built a thriving football club that is being featured on foreign outlets.
Stephen Odey plays in Zurich today because of the platform MFM FC gave to him.
I'm sure you immediately filtered it out. If it was something negative you would have registered it immediately.

Our people say "you should use your teeth to count your tongue".

Excuse me did I accuse him of anything? What rubbish are you on about?
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by MuttleyLaff: 9:39pm On Dec 28, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
Not really. I only pride myself in being a good judge of character.
Tell me one thing about D.K Olukoya that you can fault?
Too many to list but I can start with lengthy & repetitive prayers, obligatory ecclesiastical monitised tithe giving and imprecatory prayers on human beings when Jesus says we should pray for our enemies
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by budaatum: 9:44pm On Dec 28, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
I actually owe you a thank you, I'll explain in detail back on the other thread in my about complete post.
You've probably noticed changes because of the observation you pointed out about the carriage return, to me, its actually a line feed.
Yep, I noticed. It's like you put makeup on and are a different person. I'd drool, but....

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Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 9:45pm On Dec 28, 2018
LordReed:


Excuse me did I accuse him of anything? What rubbish are you on about?
Yes!

Ultra holiness!
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 9:47pm On Dec 28, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Too many to list but I can start with lengthy & repetitive prayers, obligatory ecclesiastical monitised tithe giving and imprecatory prayers on human beings when Jesus says we should pray for our enemies
Your grudge is doctrinal, and knowing you, you probably hold one doctrinal grudge or the other against everybody on the face of the earth, so it doesn't count.
Do you have any character flaw that you can point to?
Olukoya is one of the good guys.
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by LordReed(m): 9:59pm On Dec 28, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
Yes!

Ultra holiness!

I am sure they'd take that as a compliment. Besides I was being tongue in cheek and using hyperbole. Why would you see it as an accusation?
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 10:02pm On Dec 28, 2018
LordReed:


I am sure they'd take that as a compliment. Besides I was being tongue in cheek and using hyperbole. Why would you see it as an accusation?
If I call you ITK na compliment abi?
Hmmm...
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by LordReed(m): 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
If I call you ITK na compliment abi?
Hmmm...

LoL! See person that is accusing me of bias. LMFAO!
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by MuttleyLaff: 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2018
Ranchhoddas:
Your grudge is doctrinal, and knowing you, you probably hold one doctrinal grudge or the other against everybody on the face of the earth, so it doesn't count.
Do you have any character flaw that you can point to?
Olukoya is one of the good guys.
I cant believe that's the light under how you see me. It is nothing personal. I give credit to whom and wherever credit is due.

I am work in progress.
I dont pretend that I am the complete package Ranchhoddas

I thought you wanted to post Olukoya is one of the good scam guys.

We were born to be real, not born to be perfect.
You asked a question, and so, I was being real with you, saying things as they are, not mincing words etcetera but hey, now you want to flip the table over me and that reminds me of the Ebenezer Obey's donkey, donkey rider, his son and "awon omo araiye" classic tune.
Re: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 10:19pm On Dec 28, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
I cant believe that's the light under how you see me. It is nothing personal. I give credit to whom and wherever credit is due.
Tell me one person in the world that you are in total doctrinal alignment with.

I am work in progress.
I dont pretend that I am the complete package Ranchhoddas
Who is the complete package?

I thought you wanted to post Olukoya is one of the good scam guys.
Not all pastors are fraudulent.

We were born to be real, not born to be perfect.
You asked a question, and so, I was being real with you, saying things as they are, not mincing words etcetera but hey, now you want to flip the table over me and that reminds me of the Ebenezer Obey's donkey, donkey rider and "awon omo araiye" classic tune.
Is that an Ebenezer Obey song. Did not know. I could have sworn it was KSA.

I first read about that song before I listened to it. In a book titled "Philosophical Essays" by Tam David West. The chapter was titled "The 'Ketekete' Tendency.

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