lovely..but the gateman when he is not around..

Na so person go open mouth tell me say money na vanity. My brother poverty is also vanity so, choose your vanity wisely

enemyofprogress:
see as you dey hungry me like sharwarma

Bros u don dey find gal wer u go fvck tomorrow, we know ur format

SmellySperm:

Bros u don dey find gal wer u go fvck tomorrow, we know ur format

before nko? Na after tomorrow you wan make I find am?

enemyofprogress:
before nko? Na after tomorrow you wan make I find am?

The hustle for puzzy is real

Evercurious:



I JUST LOVE THIS... MY TYPE

Let's make it happen if you be lady and if you be my nyansh is covered with the blood of Jesus Christ

Too much noize abt wedding. Afta 1yr, everything don cold finish

Research shows dat excessive spending in wedding ends up in early breakage because they please the audience and no nothing abt d aftamath

I hope their everyday car meets this standard.

Some people go out of their way on their wedding day and the next day they will be driving Hyundai or Toyota Yaris .

Offpoint:
God forgive me, I've exhausted all my fücks and my supplier wouldn't lend me any on credit.

Dear future wife, just know our wedding will be the most boring of all time. it doesn't matter how rich we will be, I'm wearing boxer and singlet on my wedding day. No music except piano- the regular notes played on foreign movie wedding scenes.
The wedding will not last an hour, no reception.

I have been planning this in my head since I was 16.

The only interesting thing will be the food, only 20 guests and each will go home with a live chicken and a bag of uncook rice + a bottle of redwine, with a pack of Durex condom[for married couples] and a Bible for singles.

like seriously.
I need chioma to give an assurance

marriage is good no doubt,but why is husband and wife to be wrecking sign? and why or are all Nairaland-forum being carried away?

Offpoint:

Let's make it happen if you be lady and if you be my nyansh is covered with the blood of Jesus Christ

Lolzzz.. I m female

Evercurious:



Lolzzz.. I m female

I can see the universe is working on my favour, I'm glad I went to church today. please tell me your single... please, don't ruin everything the universe has been planning

People should concentrate more on life afta d ceremony.

Al dese things na wash. Sometimes I wonder why pple stil divorce afta spending heavily on wedding ceremonies.

And you say i should marry poor...Godforbid!!!!

Nice

Proverbs 21:20.

Evercurious:



Lolzzz.. I m female

I'm still patiently waiting for your replies, I won't eat, sleep or pee if I didn't get your reply.

Mehn...this is beautiful.

Offpoint:
God forgive me, I've exhausted all my fücks and my supplier wouldn't lend me any on credit.

Dear future wife, just know our wedding will be the most boring of all time. it doesn't matter how rich we will be, I'm wearing boxer and singlet on my wedding day. No music except piano- the regular notes played on foreign movie wedding scenes.
The wedding will not last an hour, no reception.

I have been planning this in my head since I was 16.

The only interesting thing will be the food, only 20 guests and each will go home with a live chicken and a bag of uncook rice + a bottle of redwine, with a pack of Durex condom[for married couples] and a Bible for singles.

Na this kind husband I dey find since. Where have you been? Let's get married already

Sixfeetbelle:



Na this kind husband I dey find since. Where have you been? Let's get married already

Ah! baby is that you? I've been searching you too since ADs.... my second half, let's get married ASAP