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My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Nobody: 7:48pm On Jan 03, 2019
Yoni massage or yonic massage is a type of massage that primarily focuses on the vulva and vagina "... so

I put off writing about this because I don't know how well you guys will receive it but It was one of the best experiences of my Life. It was one of those surreal experiences which happens out of the blue.

So my Long time university Friend ( Tini , short for Tolani ) returned from Sweden where she was doing her Masters, together with two other friends spent the cross over night at my place in Abuja. We ate and talked waiting for the night to come for the church service but the day dragged on.

We got bored, even though we were joined by my colleague at work, Doris. Then Tini suggested we all go for massages to kill time. I do massages alot but this one wasn't something I was used to, a full on nude massage with a "catch" she said.

And since Sweden is a liberal country they are open to nudity as a norm: hot bath, Suna and other relaxing activities required nudity and it was no big deal. she usually do it with her course mates after intense project defence or seminars.


Teni called it " Deep tissue and Yoni " , Yoni is a fancy word for Vagina. So not only will the masseur touch my body but also put hands down my clitoris to stimulate it and release body tension. Hahaa, I was skeptical at first but two others ( Nne , and Tutu ) agreed to join Tini. But Doris and I were left dragging our foots.

But We agreed to go..

To be continued.

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Offpoint: 7:52pm On Jan 03, 2019
ok
Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Babysnow1: 8:08pm On Jan 03, 2019
space booked... oya carry go
Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Babysnow1: 8:08pm On Jan 03, 2019
space booked... oya carry go
Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Nobody: 8:10pm On Jan 03, 2019
We found a place online and made inquiresyl and finally got one which offers this service. It was expensive as hell $250 for the 5 of us which we negotiated to $215 ( still expensive in Naira)

They refuse to use naira due to fluctuations, but agree we check rates and transfer the equivalent in Naira. Tini would foot everything as she was hell bent on giving us this experience, I still thought it was crazy amount to " throw away'


I chose a foreign lady ( Thai, laos or Chinese , I don't know ) to do me because I was very tense and unsure of this new experience, Tini chose a man others were Nigerian ladies.

The massage started with a full-body oil massage. Deep tissue with Thai black stones on my back. There is no touching of the Instruments until you are fully relaxed. Then there is several intermission if you will to prep for the major event. I heard laughter as others were getting theirs, Nne was just screaming No no no uhmm uhmm. Tini was laughing hard at all of us local ladies.

Then my masseur asked me if I was ready, I nodded. Then She inserted two fingers slowly into my lady parts. They were covered in olive, but warm Abit and cold, I can't explain the sensations but was weird.

Then slowly, and steadily she moved her fingers , rubbing inside and the top of my privates, the sensations was crazy. It wasn't painful but awkward and strangely relaxing.

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by mezarddinny: 8:11pm On Jan 03, 2019
sounds like a lie but continue anyway

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by samysmoothfresh: 8:27pm On Jan 03, 2019
Me waiting for op (male or female) to drop a link to the original post or type #copied at the end of the entire write up like............

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by DanDeeBoss: 8:32pm On Jan 03, 2019
samysmoothfresh:
Me waiting for op (male or female) to drop a link to the original post or type #copied at the end of the entire write up like............
grincheesygrin

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Nobody: 8:34pm On Jan 03, 2019
samysmoothfresh:
Me waiting for op (male or female) to drop a link to the original post or type #copied at the end of the entire write up like............
I actually wrote this myself, I know it's hard to believe, But I did.
Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by DanDeeBoss: 8:35pm On Jan 03, 2019
Op just continue...
Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by samysmoothfresh: 8:38pm On Jan 03, 2019
Amakavula:
I actually wrote this myself, I know it's hard to believe, But I did.


why would you think "it's hard to believe"?

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by IamPlato(m): 8:41pm On Jan 03, 2019
Amakavula:
I actually wrote this myself, I know it's hard to believe, But I did.
buy Why Are You Like This... Money That You Will Give Me, You Used It For Massaging your Pussy... SMH Such Is Life!

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Nobody: 8:42pm On Jan 03, 2019
samysmoothfresh:



why would you think "it's hard to believe"?
You guys don't believe a Nigerian lady is smart, Even your first comment discredited my writing and experience. There was no curiousity or interest just snob. I feel sad. I am leaving this writing for now.

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Nobody: 8:42pm On Jan 03, 2019
IamPlato:
buy Why Are You Like This... Money That You Will Give Me, You Used It For Massaging your Pussy... SMH Such Is Life!
It wasn't my money Tini paid for it all.
Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by IamPlato(m): 8:46pm On Jan 03, 2019
Amakavula:
It wasn't my money Tini paid for it all.
Amaka Biko Give Tini my Account Number..
Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jan 03, 2019
Amakavula:
I actually wrote this myself, I know it's hard to believe, But I did.
baba how far na?long time grin

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by IamPlato(m): 8:49pm On Jan 03, 2019
Amakavula:
You guys don't believe a Nigerian lady is smart, Even your first comment discredited my writing and experience. There was no curiousity or interest just snob. I feel sad. I am leaving this writing for now.
Amaka oya lie That You Didnt Cum
Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jan 03, 2019
IamPlato:
Amaka oya lie That You Didnt Cum
I didn't cum but was relax all through. I felt warm and there was goosebumps, as to cum wasn't the purpose of the massage.

It make you relax. They are professional masseurs and don't cross the sexual path.
Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by samysmoothfresh: 8:54pm On Jan 03, 2019
Amakavula:
You guys don't believe a Nigerian lady is smart, Even your first comment discredited my writing and experience. There was no curiousity or interest just snob. I feel sad. I am leaving this writing for now.

Lol


i never said nor implied that a nigerian aint smart and couldn't possible have written that.......................................... Cos obviously, a lady (perhaps a nigerian lady) is most probably the author.


I only said i hope to see a link to the original write up or a disclaimer revealing the piece was copied. smiley




PS: if some snide remarks from a couple of "faceless" guys on a faceless forum can make you sad and abandon "your story", then by all means, STOP!!, and "leave this writing for now" and maybe forever!......................Wouldnt reduce my sperm count or increase my life span anyways. smiley

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jan 03, 2019
IamPlato:
Amaka Biko Give Tini my Account Number..
She actually travelled back today. Will tell her.
Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Dammylois(f): 9:04pm On Jan 03, 2019
Na so homosexual activity dey start....I'm def not having this kind of massage

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by theunnamed: 9:11pm On Jan 03, 2019
So na porn NL dey do now...






I am not complaining sha

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Nobody: 9:39pm On Jan 03, 2019
Kia nigerians. Every story is a lie to people who do not have cash to experience life.

Be open minded and you will enjoy life.

So na massage be lie. When there are different type of massage palours here in nigeria offering different services.

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Atlanticfire: 9:40pm On Jan 03, 2019
Amakavula:
I didn't cum but was relax all through. I felt warm and there was goosebumps, as to cum wasn't the purpose of the massage.

It make you relax. They are professional masseurs and don't cross the sexual path.

Someone inserted two fingers into your workshop and was caressing the top part of your workshop yet you say it has not crossed the sexual path?

At what point will it cross the sexual path? with two fingers already in your kini.

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by IamPlato(m): 10:05pm On Jan 03, 2019
Amakavula:
She actually travelled back today. Will tell her.
biko tell Her
Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by IamPlato(m): 10:06pm On Jan 03, 2019
Amakavula:
I didn't cum but was relax all through. I felt warm and there was goosebumps, as to cum wasn't the purpose of the massage.

It make you relax. They are professional masseurs and don't cross the sexual path.
do They Massage dicks Too
Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by daben1(m): 10:13pm On Jan 03, 2019
Dammylois:
Na so homosexual activity dey start....I'm def not having this kind of massage
she's a lez!!

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by IamPlato(m): 10:16pm On Jan 03, 2019
Amakavula:
She actually travelled back today. Will tell her.
amaka do They Massage Dick Too
Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Nobody: 10:16pm On Jan 03, 2019
IamPlato:
do They Massage dicks Too

grin grin Yes they do.

By the time you go there you will find out its men that will massage your prick for you. You don turn to full blown homo be dat then grin

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by IamPlato(m): 10:17pm On Jan 03, 2019
GODPUNISHUNA:


grin grin Yes they do.

By the time you go there you will find out its men that will massage your prick for you. You don turn to full blown homo be dat then grin
god Forbid Say Man Touch My John Thomas

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Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jan 03, 2019
Yimu. just breathe towards my vagina and you get a geyser lipsrsealed grin grin grin
Amakavula:
I didn't cum but was relax all through. I felt warm and there was goosebumps, as to cum wasn't the purpose of the massage.

It make you relax. They are professional masseurs and don't cross the sexual path.

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