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Why Nigerians Are Fleeing Nigeria!!! by Chukwumahike: 6:16pm On Jan 07, 2019
Options.

I am going to speak from an "Ajekpako" perspective.

Most of us finish higher institutions at around 21–27, and to get really rich there are Two options;

Its either you have “connection” or you don't.

If you have connections, you are safe, if you don't have connections; there are two things involved.

Its either you try becoming a pastor, or you become an upcoming artiste.

If you become a pastor, you are safe.

If you become an upcoming artiste, there are two things involved.

Its either you “blow”, or you don't “blow”

If you blow you are safe, if you don't blow, there are two thing involved.

Its either you hustle for an exit visa, or you go back to the village to farm.

If you get a Visa you are safe, If you go back to the farm there are two things involved.

Either you get killed by Fulani Herdsmen, or you kill Fulani herdsmen.

If Fulani herdsmen kill you you are safe, if You kill Fulani herdsman there are two things involved;

Its either you await a masaccre on your whole village, or you run to another state.

If you await the massacre, you are safe. If you decide to move to another state, there are two things involved.

Since you didnt have any money to begin with; its either you trek the distance, or you enter Peace Mass Transit

If you trek the distance, you will die( Fulani herdsman or arm robbers)

If you enter Peace Mass Transit, there will be an accident,

… and you will die

Moral of the story; Want to get rich in Nigeria?

Connections!! connections!! connections!!!

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Re: Why Nigerians Are Fleeing Nigeria!!! by Sunday55: 11:42am On Jan 10, 2019
I have been traveling with Peace Mass Transit all my life and have not had any accident.

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Re: Why Nigerians Are Fleeing Nigeria!!! by Mhizdiva1: 11:47am On Jan 10, 2019
Peace mass is the best transport in Nigeria. Too good at all they do, infact there is one of their bus that i entered, the ac was chiiling the television kept us going and of course was also charging my phone by the corner. I have not seen such kind of bus from the likes of GiGm, GUo, Aktc,
Abc.

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Re: Why Nigerians Are Fleeing Nigeria!!! by peacengine(m): 1:48pm On Jan 10, 2019
I had a good ride on peace transit grin & I didn't know anybody when I got a job. Bro travel nothing do u

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