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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by omojeesu(m): 8:23am On Jan 11
paymentvoucher:
Dear All,

Kindly sit down and relax to enjoy this funny meme of GNLD victim

Unfortunate!

A bad image for multilevel network marketing and those doing it right!
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Vitualcop(m): 8:25am On Jan 11
Indeed hilarious experience. If you have experienced this likewise abeg click like

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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Chimdi14(m): 8:26am On Jan 11
lunacol:
Lol, those who no go know no go know. Magas are still falling for these professional scammers.
Unemployment have really pushed many youths to the wall and they get scammed out of frustration and desperation.

there are many scammers and beside Gnld can neva call you for this kind of stuffs.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Jesuslvzme(m): 8:29am On Jan 11
Just made my day
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by boomssey(f): 8:30am On Jan 11
My Lord! Roflmao honestly dear u really got me here just laughing n laughing like person we c alert of 5mill, especially d part were u we're hijacked to pass d back door n ur neighbors waiting to for u. Honestly I can relate.

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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by boomssey(f): 8:33am On Jan 11
I love that memes of Mr spells,it really got me cracking.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by musa7m(m): 8:36am On Jan 11
Pis whats the meaning of GNLD, ?
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by able1993(m): 8:38am On Jan 11
It's not their fault, they saw the dire need of employment and took advantage of it, who should we blame......

Do you want to be enlightened, updated and learn on business and academic strategies, are you abreast of the success stories of Ben Carson, Steve Jobs, Albert Einstein, Bill Gates and the like, do you have inspirational stories others can learn from or do you need guidance and counselling on that particular decision you want to make, then visit www.motivate.com.ng
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by AllenSpencer: 8:53am On Jan 11
grin grin grin grin


funny!
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Jerryembassy91(m): 8:53am On Jan 11
This people dealt with me... All the way from Okokomaiko ,I woke up as early as 5am, made my way to Ojota, all because I got a text of a job interview scheduled to hold 9am.
I got there around 8am ...i hated myself when the job interview started....
They started asking me what kind of car and house do I want to drive and live in... Long story short.
They forced me with words to pay 10k to register and be a member of GNLD... told them I want to go outside and make withdrawal, they told me don't worry we av Pos and ATM inside the compound....... I saw far that day

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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by israelmao(m): 8:53am On Jan 11
GNLD palaver!
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by AllenSpencer: 8:54am On Jan 11
musa7m:
Pis whats the meaning of GNLD, ?

General Land for Nigerians to Discover

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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by stubbornman(m): 8:55am On Jan 11
Jerryembassy91:
This people dealt with me... All the way from Okokomaiko ,I woke up as early as 5am, made my way to Ojota, all because I got a text of a job interview scheduled to hold 9am.
I got there around 8am ...i hated myself when the job interview started....
They started asking me what kind of car and house do I want to drive and live in... Long story short.
They forced me with words to pay 10k to register and be a member of GNLD... told them I want to go outside and make withdrawal, they told me don't worry we av Pos and ATM inside the compound....... I saw far that day

you pay??
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by frenzyduchess(f): 8:55am On Jan 11
That going through the back door is very risky o,what if na slaughter house . shocked,no one will know what hit them till its too late.

No applicant should agree to go through any back door,if they dont allow you go the way you came, raise an alarm,better to loose a job than to be used as human spare parts.

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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by PHIPEX(m): 9:00am On Jan 11
This reminds me of similar experience at their Gbagada office behind Zinox Computer several years ago. I don't know if I was more disappointed because of my wasted transport fare or wasted expectations. I ran away after 20mins, to make it worse they'll never include their name in the text invite.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Bigcake: 9:01am On Jan 11
Chanchit:
This is the second time I'm seeing this. But I still keep laughing like a mad man.

Lol, maybe madness is in your blood shaa.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Jerryembassy91(m): 9:02am On Jan 11
Motivational(sweet mouth) speakers gathered around me saying I should take d bold step..I ran away from the compound..
stubbornman:


you pay??

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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by 1miccza: 9:03am On Jan 11
lunacol:
Lol, those who no go know no go know. Magas are still falling for these professional scammers.
Unemployment have really pushed many youths to the wall and they get scammed out of frustration and desperation.


Guy those guys wreck me like mad that year honestly but thank God for today..
grin grin grin

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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by eaddyboy(m): 9:03am On Jan 11
Jerryembassy91:
This people dealt with me... All the way from Okokomaiko ,I woke up as early as 5am, made my way to Ojota, all because I got a text of a job interview scheduled to hold 9am.
I got there around 8am ...i hated myself when the job interview started....
They started asking me what kind of car and house do I want to drive and live in... Long story short.
They forced me with words to pay 10k to register and be a member of GNLD... told them I want to go outside and make withdrawal, they told me don't worry we av Pos and ATM inside the compound....... I saw far that day

POS and ATM machine ?? The devil is a liar.. they really meant business

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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Jerryembassy91(m): 9:07am On Jan 11
I swear down... Fully prepared
eaddyboy:


POS machine ?? The devil is a liar.. they came really prepared
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by jtjohn(m): 9:08am On Jan 11
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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by stubbornman(m): 9:08am On Jan 11
Jerryembassy91:
Motivational(sweet mouth) speakers gathered around me saying I should take d bold step..I ran away from the compound..

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy ... Me i nearly beat their oga that year, the thing pain me ehnn.. I traveled to another state thinking i would land a 150k job at my young age.. I just dey halla dem for the compound angry angry till dem bundle me throway me comot from the compound make i no spoil market for dem cheesy grin


Nah the third time eh dey happen to me thats why i Para..

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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Omnipresent: 9:12am On Jan 11
Bigcake:

Lol, maybe madness is in your blood shaa.
Lmao
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by sky101: 9:16am On Jan 11
Oboi send Me your account number Abeg, the kind laff wey me and my mum laff today, AYlive no fit deliver am.

Oya Oya oya

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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Jerryembassy91(m): 9:18am On Jan 11
You got balls manh....i was a novice then.. Like now we for die there
stubbornman:


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy ... Me i nearly beat their oga that year, the thing pain me ehnn.. I traveled to another state thinking i would land a 150k job at my young age.. I just dey halla dem for the compound angry angry till dem bundle me throway me comot from the compound make i no spoil market for dem cheesy grin


Nah the third time eh dey happen to me thats why i Para..
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by nkwuocha1: 9:25am On Jan 11
Been hearing about this GNLD and their various tactics and scams.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by Cantonese: 9:26am On Jan 11
paymentvoucher:
Dear All,

Kindly sit down and relax to enjoy this funny meme of GNLD victim

How you dey take manage transport? Dem no teach you how to lap your friend inside bus? What about begging conductor and driver say no T-fare. What about tapping fellow passenger for back to help you pay your T-fare. GNLD, Greenworld, Tianshi, person no fit talk finish. All the cars and aeroplane + abroad na the highest level of man's inhumanity to man. Story kiil them there.

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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by FirePower1: 9:40am On Jan 11
I was in that school (not GNLD but a very similar trap) and paid a very heavy school fees but that experience is priceless. I am grateful to have learnt more faith in God and patience in his will, I couldn't have learnt them theoretically and effectively like I have done if not for fo................................x may God only forgive them if they know not what they are doing.

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Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by wakes(m): 9:43am On Jan 11
so funny indeed.
Re: Victim Of GNLD - Funny Meme by millionboi2: 9:44am On Jan 11
eaddyboy:
Nonsense people, that was how I found myself. 3 days ago listening to presentation about Neo Life International... and thinking I came purposely for Company Interview

Was so upset with myself after spending close to 3hours there!!

They texted and called me two days ago why I didn't show up for subsequent presention

in my mind - They want to be Unfortunate!
Anyways, May God help us to tackle unemployment and grant us better jobs!!

thy want to be unfortunate....thy are unfortunate already.

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