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| You Finish? by Labans(m): 3:46pm On Apr 18, 2007 |
A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk,they retired to his bedroom and made love. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile,"So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned and admitted, "No." Surprised, the young man reached for her and the love making resumed. This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion. The lovemaking ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he asks, "You finish?" And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No." Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches for the woman again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No! I Danish." |
| Re: You Finish? by GeeCee(m): 5:43pm On Apr 18, 2007 |
Stand up 4 what is right even if your standing alone. Little Wonder You Have Been Standing Alone In Almost All Your Recent Posts. |
| Re: You Finish? by Chiz2(m): 10:18am On Apr 19, 2007 |
hey GeeCee y u stalking d guy? |
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