wrote “when I got to hell there was a queue of millions of people waiting to be braai’d by Satan. I even saw some prominent South African politicians. I was so shocked because they lived like angels here on earth. I thought they went to heaven. When Satan saw me he panicked and directed his army to kill me. Like Samson in the Bible, I defeated them. Satan was my last victim” His received a moria of insults and condemnation from people who told him to stop misleading people. The post went down after an hour. It is not clear whether he will post it again or not. His claims comes months after another equally controversial pastor claimed he went to heaven and took pictures with Jesus. At the time, the pastor claimed that the exclusive photos would only be released to select few members after of course a fee. He later released photoshopped images to prove. This is one of the photos he released then.

Satan is dead he is being replace by lai Mohammed just as jubril has replay buhari

mumumugu:
wrote “when I got to hell there was a queue of
millions of people waiting to be braai’d by Satan. I
even saw some prominent South African politicians.
I was so shocked because they lived like angels
here on earth. I thought they went to heaven. When
Satan saw me he panicked and directed his army to
kill me. Like Samson in the Bible, I defeated them.
Satan was my last victim”
His received a moria of insults and condemnation
from people who told him to stop misleading
people. The post went down after an hour. It is not
clear whether he will post it again or not. His
claims comes months after another equally
controversial pastor claimed he went to heaven and
took pictures with Jesus.
At the time, the pastor claimed that the exclusive
photos would only be released to select few
members after of course a fee.
He later released photoshopped images to prove.
This is one of the photos he released then.

I approve this post.

Hallelujah

XxSabrinaxX:

I approve this post.

Taking your sarcasm to the next level right?

Anyway, I apologise for the other day. That was Jason playing around.

Grand Delusion!!!

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Since he killed Satan, why is he still a Pastor?


Pastors are supposed to be God's representatives to protect his flock (Christians) from evil (Satan) right?

So now that the evil has been vanquished, why are they still Christians?
What/who are they fighting?
Who is he protecting them from?


Christianity cannot exist without Lucifer.

imagine, until I checked the name of the OP, before I understood the post. That name and the post though.

will Satan go to heaven