Little junior went to school one day and told his friend dat he wanted to know how to make money d easy way. His friend told him dat all adults all have a dark secret to keep so all he has to do is just to go to dem and tell dem dat "i know the whole truth". Junior was happy so he went home and when his mum came back, he told her "mum i know d whole truth", his mum was scared so she gave him 20$ and told him not to tell anyone, also when his dad came back, he told his dad "dad, i know the whole truth" his dad too was scared so he gave him 40$ and begged him not to tell anyone.
Little junior was feeling smart so he decided to do it to another person. When the mailman came to deliver their mails, junior went to d man and told him "i know the whole truth". The mailman just said, "Good, thank God u know the truth now, so come now and hug your FATHER!!!!"

Nice!

One of your best jokes so far - I have to say

thanks girl, but are u sayin dat my other jokes were dry

<smiles sweetly>

Let's just say, I prefer this joke

Efemena_xy:

<smiles sweetly>

Let's just say, I prefer this joke

In a non politically correct way - Your other jokes were terrible infact people did opposite some even committed sucide. . lol

i guess i still got a lot of work to do

blacksta:

In a non politically correct way - Your other jokes were terrible infact people did opposite some even committed sucide. . lol

hmmm. . .na u talk am  

Efemena_xy:

hmmm. . .na u talk am 

no be me too talk am ooo    i just be translator

blacksta, it get as it be for u ooo, encouragement no dey ur dictionary for once

wat abt my jokes?

well snthesis, av not really read ur jokes but i guess u'll really do well. I only guessed, its not yet guaranteed

^^ make a comment on my post den- haba its not encouragin o!- i nearly wan resign from comedy, perhaps do sumtin serious like acting or selling pure water

Element G:

blacksta, it get as it be for u ooo, encouragement no dey your dictionary for once

Like i clearly declared  - I just be translator - Personally i like your jokes maybe a few i dont find funny but it the irony of jokes.  

Element G:

blacksta, it get as it be for u ooo, encouragement no dey your dictionary for once

Element nor mind am jor! - Blacksta's testosterone levels are overflowing today

Anyway if it helps, you've got Efe's encouragement though. . .

snthesis:

^^ make a comment on my post den- haba its not encouragin o!- i nearly wan resign from comedy, perhaps do sumtin serious like acting or selling pure water

Sounds good to me 

Seeing as I'm real thirsty at the moment, Snthesis tell me - how much for a sachet of your thirst-quenching pure water?? 

Efemena_xy:

Element nor mind am jor! - Blacksta's testosterone levels are overflowing today

Anyway if it helps, you've got Efe's encouragement though. . .

hmmm - Efe it is too late - The dagger has been used and its all bloody.  

roflmao  

Haba!!

I dey gentle now - make you free me jare!

Erm Element. . .I think Blacksta's referring to his own dagger - na im dey softly-softly stab you dis early morning. . .

me ke ? - when i be lowly paid united nations interpreter

blacksta, which one now, i offend u? abeg i no fit pack shitt oooo

and by d way b4 i forget, snthesis, am living in ikorodu, i dont mind if u can come along to sell ur tasty pure water. I swear u go sell well well, at least b4 u know it u fit become manufacturing company self.

o boy biz go move well well- 2 customers already.

but Element pure water is not tasty o!
Efe send me ur addy sharp sharp,one bag of pure water for u- u deserve it- u've being dry of late, u nid to get wet

hahahahahaha. . .

Order, nid 10 bags.

laughs @ joke

snthesis:

o boy biz go move well well- 2 customers already.

but Element pure water is not tasty o!
Efe send me your addy sharp sharp,one bag of pure water for u- u deserve it- u've being dry of late, u nid to get wet

sorry no mind me, i be village boy now, na yesterday i land for 9ja from paris. No be my fault ooo

swo because u jst land frm paris now mk we run?

Element G:

sorry no mind me, i be village boy now, na yesterday i land for 9ja from paris. No be my fault ooo

from paris u say- dat means u r sophisticated, perfumed water na im u nid
is it true in paris the guys ar so sophisticated dey suck n.ippl.es wit straw

ozaro:

Order, nid 10 bags.

10 bags of wat - ooh! u want to use d toilet, eyah i dont supply tissue.
but u sure say 10 bags of tissue paper go reach

No oo, its my goat.
I was thinkin 10 bags of poor water but 10 bags of tissue will do.it'll manage.

^^kai! i pity u o
na so life hard reach- na goat nyansh u dey clean

Dyt:

swo because u jst land frm paris now mk we run?

no worry u hear, just send me ur house address, i will come and marry u, then when am going back to paris, i will take u along lollllzzzzzzz

ozaro:

No oo, its my goat.
I was thinkin 10 bags of poor water but 10 bags of tissue will do.it'll manage.

U dey clean yansh for goat - that one na 10 tenth wonder of the world

lol

snthesis, u better no go use ur hand spoil ur business, dis one wey u dey mix goat toilet paper join pure water, hope say business no go fall yakata like dat