A heavenly subscription card seems to be the latest innovation sold to church members, who attend the Canaanland Adoration Ministries. 

The Heavenly subscription cards which is sold to church members for #200, has an option of subscribing for someone. Twitter user @thisisChibuzor who shared photos of the card, wrote; 

It's 2019, praying for yourself is no longer enough, you have to subscribe too! It's heavenly subscription. Imagine going to hell because we refused to subscribe.

Stay there, fathers, sisters, prophets, high priests, native doctors are all doing it now, if you fall you fall. Lol... But don't forget to subscribe! Amen. Stay there, heavenly visa is next. Already shared the idea on the TL in my last tweet.


https://lailasnews.com/heavenly-subscription-cards-sold-to-church-members-in-nigeria-photos/

useless thieves. Na their type Jesus would love to flog. senseless fellows.

Great. It is time we call the Annunaki Elohim at Orion Belt directly

Angel Gabriel just need to blow final whistle... We don kmow everything for Bible

Endtime book card of life

gullible people loading

I will become a Pastor if Buhari enters 2nd Term.

I wouldn't be worried anymore about recession.

I would increase tithe from 10% to 50%

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419!

okeyfineboy:
Stop misleading the public. The card is not a heavenly subscription card. People who buy the card are mostly those who are sick (as in serious health issue, in which the person has seeked medical help/gone to the hospital but didn't get better) or have serious problems. When you subscribe, it will enable the Priest to call you on your phone and pray for you concerning the problems you're going through. And the truth is that it works. I know people it has worked for.

too late to save you bro!!

shey na naija tunes card

That guy man called Mbaka started selling such cards about 5 or more years ago in his so called adoration ministry in Enugu, i remembered the first time i saw such card on the hand of one sheeple like that in Abuja the guy was like " this card will solve the spiritual problem he is facing in life" and i was like what tha fvck.

Its only in Christianity will you see such religious nonsense been perpetuated on a massive scale, I really pity for Christians because their brains are easily manipulate by their men god to suit whatever character they want them to play.

Fraudulent people everywhere you go.

And some foolish people will still buy the spiritual cards

Some gullible Nigerians will still fall for this

Really pathetic how people fall for some things

C

Some people will buy it. And that is worrisome.
It shows the brain power of those who will decide the future of this country Feb 16th

Please Nigerians know that God doesn't have a grandson..... If you have a problem find the solution, don't consult this pastorprenuers.

They keep giving Freeze "mouth" to talk

Stealing by treak..

zombies

Are people so foolish

This can't be true.....


The God we serve in Africa is totally different


Our own God likes money like kilode

Trust those guys from the yeast

Look at the Rev head and his name

isokay

Letenwam:
A heavenly subscription card seems to be the latest innovation sold to church members, who attend the Canaanland Adoration Ministries. 

The Heavenly subscription cards which is sold to church members for #200, has an option of subscribing for someone. Twitter user @thisisChibuzor who shared photos of the card, wrote; 

It's 2019, praying for yourself is no longer enough, you have to subscribe too! It's heavenly subscription. Imagine going to hell because we refused to subscribe.

Stay there, fathers, sisters, prophets, high priests, native doctors are all doing it now, if you fall you fall. Lol... But don't forget to subscribe! Amen. Stay there, heavenly visa is next. Already shared the idea on the TL in my last tweet.


https://lailasnews.com/heavenly-subscription-cards-sold-to-church-members-in-nigeria-photos/

See how they’ve turned Christianity to business enterprise

They're turning my dear catholic into something else with these 'adoration ministries' springing up everywhere.


Mater Misericordia


agnus dei, mea culpa!

Religion has destroyed my People

SAD