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Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by GistersNG: 7:48pm On Jan 22, 2019
Religious lady indicates Jesus as her next of kin while filing a travel manifest, today, in Lagos.

Gist from Gistmore - http://gistmore.com/religious-lady-indicates-jesus-as-her-next-of-kin-while-filing-a-travel-manifest

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by GistersNG: 7:48pm On Jan 22, 2019

Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by Nobody: 7:49pm On Jan 22, 2019
Maybe her next of kin is a haunted and wanted criminal

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by Charmingrascal(m): 7:54pm On Jan 22, 2019
Jesus Christ is the best kin someone can have.

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by CreepyBlackpool: 7:57pm On Jan 22, 2019
no wahala

as long as she can provide a current and valid means of ID for him

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by MJBOLT: 8:04pm On Jan 22, 2019
if only he truly exists

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 8:11pm On Jan 22, 2019
Charmingrascal:
Jesus Christ is the best kin someone can have.
Is Jesus Christ her closest relative?Do you not know the meaning of what it means to be a next of kin.
So many delusional people.
This must be a made up story.

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by meeky007(m): 8:22pm On Jan 22, 2019
maybe he meant Gabriel Jesus

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by delugajackson: 8:23pm On Jan 22, 2019
Definately a single lady behind this crap. They're always trying to hide under the guise of religion to conceal their shame and societal disgust. Always consoling themselves with the phrase "Jesus is my husband, I'm married to Jesus" and all that crap.

F.Y.I, Jesus Christ is the Son of the most High God and can never condescend so low to be your husband or next of kin. Enough of all this nonsense.

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by MANNABBQGRILLS: 10:54pm On Jan 22, 2019
This is interestingly interesting......



Meanwhile,
JESUS IS LORD FOREVER AND EVER.

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by Ekealterego: 10:54pm On Jan 22, 2019
Ok. Good! But I hope if an unforrunate event happens and they need to call someone, I hope Jesus will be the one to pick the calls or if she is to win 10 million for any damages, I hope she will willingly give all to Jesus.

How did we become these pathetic followers of religion that we fail to remember that the books they follow even say that, "might people perish for lack of knowledge" and Jesus was recorded to say in the same Bible, "give unto Ceasar what is Ceasar's...

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by sureteeboy(m): 10:54pm On Jan 22, 2019
Lol. Where did she now get a phone number to fill in? At least, she filled in a phone number.

Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by Hadone(m): 10:54pm On Jan 22, 2019
Is Jesus not a name?
Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by CheapDataGuy: 10:54pm On Jan 22, 2019
Lolx this one done go far.
Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by borntoexcel2000(m): 10:56pm On Jan 22, 2019
Jesus get phone number

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by Larryfest(m): 10:56pm On Jan 22, 2019
delugajackson:
Definately a single lady behind this crap. They're always trying to hide under the guise of religion to conceal their shame and societal disgust. Always consoling themselves with the phrase "Jesus is my husband, I'm married to Jesus" and all that crap.

F.Y.I, Jesus Christ is the Son of the most High God and can never condscend so low to be your husband or next of kin. Enough of all this nonsense.
Lol, when dem go don use all their potential husband do fuckmates/ boyfriends!
Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by ngadaAwo: 10:56pm On Jan 22, 2019
cheesy
Ignorant mofos

Jesus just like any other name is just a name that's why many whites do name their children Jesus

ok you've heard of Jesus Navas
Gabriel Jesus etc

the only unique thing about our own saviors name is the addition of Christ to it making it Jesus Christ

kiss the truth

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by vheckthor1: 10:56pm On Jan 22, 2019
Watin concern you for another person matter? Is it your next of kin? undecided

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by Bar1941(m): 10:57pm On Jan 22, 2019
She fit be Gabriel Jesus or Jesus Navas sister.
Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by Adewumiaye: 10:57pm On Jan 22, 2019
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Be my next of kin
Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by Nobody: 11:02pm On Jan 22, 2019
Her own Jesus get phone number sha!
Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by Tejiriseth(m): 11:15pm On Jan 22, 2019
if I had Even Dangote As Next of kin, All my movement will be flight and Firstclass..
Is Bus Drive the best Jesus can offer her.?
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Charmingrascal:
Jesus Christ is the best kin someone can have.

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by Nobody: 11:26pm On Jan 22, 2019
Ladyhippolyta88:

Is Jesus Christ her closest relative?Do you not know the meaning of what it means to be a next of kin.
So many delusional people.
This must be a made up story.
Don't be surprised he/she is a graduate and still don't understand what next of kin is!

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by faithfull18(f): 11:26pm On Jan 22, 2019
Lol, I like this.
Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by Bacteriologist(m): 11:27pm On Jan 22, 2019
The triumph of religion is that it makes foolish people think they're wise. -Unknown

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Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by AngelAhnie(f): 11:32pm On Jan 22, 2019
grin Ada Jesus
Re: Lady Indicates Jesus As Her Next Of Kin While Filing A Travel Manifest by owoshuyi(m): 11:34pm On Jan 22, 2019
SERIOUSLY

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