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|My Walk Of Shame (A Short Story) by Riiri: 6:03am On Jan 23|
Have you ever had to hold your pee for a long time? Ugh! It is the absolute worst. I always, and I mean always feel like one boss that can hold her pee for a long time, but I always fail at it.
I’m that friend who sits down quietly when she is pressed, thinking and calculating how long she can ‘hold it’ in, and when she can’t hold it anymore, she runs to the restroom like her butt is on fire. God, I do this all the time, my friends are even tired. Once they see me in front of a restroom, pacing around, and breathing in and out, as though I’m in labor, they know I’m pressed and possibly, the restroom is already occupied.
You need to see when I finally pee, I heave the biggest sigh of relief. That relief is just hmmm, orgasmic, magical.
To be continued...
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