A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of b.itches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of b.itches that are getting on, get your a.sses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.

Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

"For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the b.itch in the kitchen."

Lol! The mother must have felt good hearing the first few words and must have fainted when the last sentence was made. Lol!

how many times dey one paste this joke

element abi na matter,

mind yaself oh

if u no get wetin post go study studio life after 3hrs,

walahi ur jokes go make sense

eyah, cynthoney no vex now, no be my fault na devil cause am

say NO to d devil!!!!

lol - this is so (un)funnyful

cynthoney:



say NO to d devil!!!!

please pray for me oooo

Element G, keep it up.

thnx man

C Honey Loff - This joke is off the hook

blacksta:

C Honey Loff - This joke is off the hook

u like it?

Na the best ol boy - You want to collect my crown abi

ha no no no no, let d people decide dat oooo

Another classic joke from you Element!!

I like it!!

lmfao, I especially like the '', in the kitchen'' part XD
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y una dey decieve element abt dis joke?

even u Efe and Blackie!!!

chai! i think im begining to lose it

^^ Morning 2 U 2 babes!!

But you must have liked the joke the 1st time you heard it now abi?

no worries, if Element repost am again, I go give am some ear-bashing. . .

hope u slept well babes cos i did

ok oh,i don hear u.

if e ever repost any already posted joke

fire him!!!

nps!!

I see you dey fight with Mr Sledge - 'Ope e nor too disturb you??

Just give me a shout if you need back-up babes, I got you covered. . .

Strolling by

cynthoney:

hope u slept well babes cos i did

ok oh,i don hear u.

if e ever repost any already posted joke

fire him!!!

kk, no worry i no go repost am u here?

^

If i see that joke again - i request for weekly deliverance session for u

dont worry i will not post it again

First time reading and I love the boy for his obedience despite the relapse

Cool one Element

Were is the joke?

^^ The Joke's between your legz Stud

Efe,u dey here

those boys wey think say dem be jackie chan wan take me learn karate!!!

Lol

Break one of dem backs jor!

Afterall, dem be very, very rude boys. . .

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Efemena_xy:

Lol

Break one of dem backs jor!

Afterall, dem be very, very rude boys. . .

hope say me i no dey there sha

Haba!

No, not u Element. . .was referring to nland's own Adam and Steve. . .