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Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by realmedia(f): 9:00am On Jan 30, 2019
Man narrates a scary experience he had after sleeping off at his girlfriend's hostel past visiting hours for men and it's the funniest thread you'll read today


A man has taken to Twitter to narrate how he unintentionally slept off at his girlfriend's university hostel while they were both students and the events that unfolded afterwards.

Read the highly hilarious thread below..


via https://onecornergizt..com/2019/01/man-narrates-scary-experience-he-had.html

lalasticlala, mynd44, Dominique

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Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by realmedia(f): 9:01am On Jan 30, 2019

Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by kaycexx(m): 9:02am On Jan 30, 2019
Will read later
Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by Imortal001(m): 9:03am On Jan 30, 2019
No be lie! u try oooh

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Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by Nobody: 9:03am On Jan 30, 2019
Lolz
Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by tolugar: 9:06am On Jan 30, 2019
That’s funny

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Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by tolugar: 9:06am On Jan 30, 2019
Sometimes when you tell your bad moments it sounds funny.


That’s always where my thoughts are, whenever am passing through hard times.


My story... your smile

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Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by Headlesschicken(m): 9:11am On Jan 30, 2019
grin cheesy Hehehe if puna no kill man,wetin we gain..

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Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by Eddie360(m): 9:12am On Jan 30, 2019
Nigger u funny oooo somethings bois do for Gf is just funny wallahi
Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by Tamarapetty(f): 9:14am On Jan 30, 2019
In conclusion: what did he say?? Moral of the story??

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Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by Akanniade(m): 9:27am On Jan 30, 2019
Interesting story. Readers digest stuff.

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Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by chiunlimited(m): 9:35am On Jan 30, 2019
See watin puna matter dey cause grin grin

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Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by Les: 10:24am On Jan 30, 2019
I hope he later ended up with Vanessa? grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by MyVILLAGEpeople(m): 10:34am On Jan 30, 2019
Twitter stories again.

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Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by Duchessree(f): 10:40am On Jan 30, 2019
lol
Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by peacehub2: 10:58am On Jan 30, 2019
wow this is so crazy
Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by GlorifiedTunde(m): 11:08am On Jan 30, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by Jason007: 11:18am On Jan 30, 2019
So hilarious.

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Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by Nobody: 11:36am On Jan 30, 2019
grin lol I tried smuggling a girl to our new PTF toilets back then in Sec School. It was a new toilet never been used as a prefect I was assigned one for my personal use I kept a mattress and all my contraband in there. After dinner I gave her my jalabiya so we codedly strolled towards the toilet. Last last when we were settled in and started kissing some playa hating, pussy blocking guys came knocking they threatened to report us to the school authority only if they could run a train on her. Apparently they spotted us from the field when we went to the back of the dinning hall (that's were I kept the jalabiya). She never spoke to me again till we graduated she thought I set it all up. If any of those boys are reading this now Bleep y'all!!! And to her if she is reading this too...It was never a setup. Hope life is treating you well wherever you are.

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Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by abdulazeez1002(m): 11:37am On Jan 30, 2019
See gobe grin
Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by Nobody: 11:39am On Jan 30, 2019
This is funny sha..
For the fellowship mama, tiri gbosa for you!!!
win souls anyhow anyhow grin grin grin
Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by zamanioo000p: 11:49am On Jan 30, 2019
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Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by JhimmySpark(m): 1:17pm On Jan 30, 2019
Na dah fellowship mama be man of the match for me.. Dah Vanessa and De Gea probably shared d same ancestors.. Shez a life saver. We all a need dah type of Vanessa in our lives
Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by ChiefAzubuike(f): 2:51pm On Jan 30, 2019
Had a similar experience in the university too.
Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by dhebo(m): 4:11pm On Jan 30, 2019
very funny
Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by samisj4real(m): 4:23pm On Jan 30, 2019
kangarooskip:
grin lol I tried smuggling a girl to our new PTF toilets back then in Sec School. It was a new toilet never been used as a prefect I was assigned one for my personal use I kept a mattress and all my contraband in there. After dinner I gave her my jalabiya so we codedly strolled towards the toilet. Last last when we were settled in and started kissing some playa hating, pussy blocking guys came knocking they threatened to report us to the school authority only if they could run a train on her. Apparently they spotted us from the field when we went to the back of the dinning hall (that's were I kept the jalabiya). She never spoke to me again till we graduated she thought I set it all up. If any of those boys are reading this now Bleep y'all!!! And to her if she is reading this too...It was never a setup. Hope life is treating you well wherever you are.
So you mean the other guys that came bleeped her up in there too?

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Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by NorthernSerene(m): 4:37pm On Jan 30, 2019
Tamarapetty:
In conclusion: what did he say?? Moral of the story??
Moral: Don't ever allow sleep to overtake you whenever you visit someone in such places.
Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by 9jaBloke: 6:13pm On Jan 30, 2019
Lol@ snoring like a man.The guy has a good spirit.
Re: Man Narrates A Scary Experience He Had After Sleeping Off At His Gf's Hostel by bots15: 8:07pm On Jan 30, 2019
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