Father: where are you coming from.
Son: I went to play ball
Father:what is in your hand
Son: is paper
Father: let me see give me so you have started playing I bet, I will beat to day
Son :no father I am not playing bet o
Son friend: Goodevening sir
father: evening how are
Son friend:fine sir
Father:I hope they is no problem
Son friend:no problem sir I just want to tell my friend that da game he played this morning have enter
Father:my son which game is your friend talking about
son:that paper that you throw in side the fire how side
Father: how much did you win
Son:41million naira
Father :ah ah ah ah my son you have killed me ah my son just kill me because if you do not kill me I will kill my self

Sick. So fun.