1.6th round you are still shouting harder harder,, you think dick come with power bank abi!!!!
2.*WHAT IS GIRLFRIEND*NOW:Girlfriend is Additional of problems, Subtraction of Money , Destiny destroyers, Multiplication of enemies and Division of friends. Am done God help men.
3.Valentine is here again, when short girls will wear red gown and be looking like fire extinguisher
4.I don't mind getting HIV from Aba because I know it's fake.
5.this Valentine's Day I want to surprise my girlfriend by showing her my real girlfriend
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6.Men are the best cooks ever!! Imagine feeding a woman with 2 eggs, a small piece of banana and some milk ',satisfy her for almost the whole year?
Men am I lying?
7.What's up bae, when are u coming for ur val's day gift? *this statement has produced lot of babies and will still produce some this year.
8.If she post, WHAT I SURVIVED MIGHT KILL YOU "Just know that the abortion was successful. yeeee who stone me.
9.I think my neighbor Just brought another gal
home, because this is not how his girlfriend
use to "moan"lemme goan borrow Maggi.
10.Send me money *is where men loose 80% interest in a lady. True or false.
11.If u won't give him sex, atleast send him airtime so that he can download porn and Bleep himself.
12.Some # Guys don't really know their Girlfriend
face, because they are dating # make up promoters.
13.All u married women that will see a pretty lady standing under a very hot sun and refuse to give her a lift, don't worry, ur husband is coming to pick her.
14.Bet9ja will break guys heart they will still forgive and play again But ur woman will do small thing,u tight ur mind like lucky dude dread.
# why
15.Just becos of a fine # Usher Girl u now drop all ur # money in the tray. Now u are looking for a lift. Oga trek jor.
16.Dating ur course mate is just like adding another course to ur course *
*if u know u know *
17.One boring thing about about marriage is that u will be fucking one woman till u die.
18.My girlfriend broke my heart ....right now I feel like dying after dying I kill myself.
19.Those guys that kiss a gal Without touching her ass don't u like rice and stew.
20.A Jealous girlfriend can even look at ur calendar and ask who is July?

God!,is dis even funny O.P go learn electrician work

Funny jokes. But, I forgot to laugh