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MSB Consult- Launchpad: The Zero Kobo Startup by aloeman15(m): 12:45am On Feb 02, 2019
You're broke.
Like most of us.
You're jobless (yes, unemployed- instead of lazing about).
Like millions of Nigerians.

How do you start a business without any money?
That's the wrong question.
The right question is-
What legal things are you willing to do?

This opportunity is for those who're willing to leave pride at the door and work hard to succeed.

MSB Consult Presents-

iCarwash©:
1. Your service charge is N200 per car (guy, u won cari 3KG soap plus 100L water folo bodi? Reason am na).
2. ‎Your target is to wash a MINIMUM of 10 cars a day.
3. ‎Law of averages: You'll get 10% of all actual pitches (instead of contacts) as customers.
4. ‎Get a pen and plain paper.
5. Write: iCarwash. Get Your Soap And Water Ready- Your Car's About To Get A Bubble Bath! Bro. Buhari Osinbajo. 08012345678. Abuja LGA. Instagram- @iCarwash; Facebook- iCarwash.
6. Design and ‎cut as appropriate.
7. ‎Hand your handbills to EVERYONE! Plus all pedestrians.
8. ‎Walk the streets for your research.
9. ‎Research the 5-10km radius from your residence.
10. ‎Find busy office/market/commercial areas; banks, mechanics, petrol stations, restaurants/bars.
11. ‎Find open-space, mid-income apartment complexes: above lowcost housing; below fenced mansions.
12. ‎Learn tricks on first impressions and marketing on Wikihow through Freebasics.com
13. ‎Visit your place of worship. Request an announcement of your new venture- for patrons during services.
14. ‎Make sure you get a positive answer before you leave.
15. ‎Visit other places of worship for the same.
16. ‎Bear in mind: you may need to settle local 'cabals'- area boys, security/gatemen, etc.
17. ‎Borrow a phone with an Airtel or 9mobile sim.
18. ‎Get a CLEAN! 15L plastic bucket and an old, dark T-shirt. Black or brown, for washing. Another for drying/buffing.
19. ‎Dress in dark T-shirt and trousers. Rubber slippers.
20. ‎Walk the streets for your new business.

Here are tips for your growth and brand:
- Snap you first (and every other) car.
- ‎Use part of your first day's income to buy rain gear.
- ‎Get a unique look: hat/cap/sunglasses/neon vest. A weird, or eye catching color/design/branding.
- ‎Post on whatsapp, social media, nairaland- when you're off duty, you're advertising on social media.

UPGRADE!
The first 5 people to set up this business will get free consultation on growth and expansion.
Post your questions/updates/results below.

…………
Join us on the MSBN. Visit our launch page-

https://www.nairaland.com/4876711/msbn-launch-financial-mindset

I wish you Godspeed.
And success.

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