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"Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by lacemose(m): 3:05am On Feb 05, 2019
One of Nigeria's most renowned comedian, Bovi shares his experience on his social page of how he fell "mugu" for a lady he knew back in school...


"Tori olorun!! In university I had this classmate. Pat (not real name) was a beautiful black warri girl. Exams were fast approaching. Though Pat and I were cool, she started to draw nearer. She would sneak up on me in the library while I read; her breasts pressing against my back and her warm breath gently fanning my ear lobe. “Wetin you dey read”, she would casually ask. I honestly thought Pat was in love but before that thought could grow, she cut short her seduction process. Or let’s say she jumped to the end once she saw I was buying her every move and aiming for the kill. What She actually wanted was to sit next to me during exams. Fast forward to days to the exam, we had rehearsals late into the night (theatre-arts department). There was a cult war going on off campus and being on campus at that time meant we weren’t safe. Sleeping in the school hostel wasn’t an option either. Pat saw I was going to risk going to my hostel so she begged to walk with me. My hostel was farther than hers but to get to her hostel, you had to take a dark turn off the main road and head down a long thick bush road. At the junction to her hostel she started to beg me to follow her to her hostel and spend the night. Well, she didn’t beg for long. All of a sudden, this bush road became bright. I held her hand like a soldier, marching on and dreaming of our tryst destined by fate. As we approached her hostel, I heard the chillest words of that month. “my boyfriend will be happy to escort you”, she whispered. I was dazed and livid at the same time. This girl just risked my life by conning me. My urge turned to suppressed rage. I literally lost my erection and temper at the same time. The bush road became dark again. Once we arrived, I told her she must wake her boyfriend to escort me. I had to be petty to restore my pride. I had just fallen mugu. So mugu I was ready to be to the end. I heard her wake her boyfriend and plead with him to come and escort her classmate. Grudgingly her boyfriend muttered “tori olorun, I no go fit”. And that’s how those words stuck in my brain. Till this date, once I say “tori olorun”, just know that I’m not changing my mind or I’m dead serious!"

Source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/02/tori-olorun-comedian-bovi-explains-how.html

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Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Yambee: 3:09am On Feb 05, 2019
Tori olorun is the new word now lol.

So she carry Yoruba liverless man put for bed,come risk your own life?if na me i go insist she follow me go back to where we start the journey.

Bovi no be your fault sha, it don tay wey men dey think with their Pen-s. Shebi na man like us tear Mercy Aigbe house for Lekki,as if Lekki na Umutu for kwale wey house na still 59k.

Very soon Genevieve Nnaji go still get OIL WELL if that man wey make her pursue all the young guys for years now, becomes the President. Meanwhile, the jobless youths dey here dey make noise on his behalf.

Bovi it don tay we be mumu for tot matter.

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Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Yambee: 3:23am On Feb 05, 2019
Where lalasticlala sef?
Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Kingpee2(m): 3:47am On Feb 05, 2019
Yambee:
Where lalasticlala sef?
to the dude above me ,how I wish I could just give you a wonderful devilish slap to set your memory,don’t you have anything to do than betting.

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Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Emilokoiyawon: 3:52am On Feb 05, 2019
Yoruba boyz be baba when it comes to women...no be lie.

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Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Yambee: 4:01am On Feb 05, 2019
[quote author=Kingpee2 post=75424582]to the dude above me ,how I wish I could just give you a wonderful devilish slap to set your memory,don’t you have anything to do than betting.[/quote

Are you okay?go back to sleep and when you wake up well, look at the names again.

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Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by itspzpics(m): 5:02am On Feb 05, 2019
Na lie
Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Kingpee2(m): 5:22am On Feb 05, 2019
[quote author=Yambee post=75424647][/quote]the dude don comot am,sorry,why person go just dey post about betting when people ready wan drop better comments.
Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by lacemose(m): 8:29am On Feb 05, 2019
lalasticĺala
Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Nobody: 10:52am On Feb 05, 2019
Emilokoiyawon:
Yoruba boyz be baba when it comes to women...no be lie.
Yoruba guys are scary when it comes to women
They are seriously tormenting igbo ladies this days

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Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by ainas247: 10:52am On Feb 05, 2019
grin baba how you want make I believe you now..
Hope this is not another comedy

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Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by freemanbubble: 10:52am On Feb 05, 2019
Bovi. I still dey reason this guy with olden days eye

That year of his TV series tittled" extended family"
Mennn . That year ehnn. This guy ugly finish
He nor good make person dey despise the days of his or her little beginning

Anyway back to the discussion. Me nor dey ever fall mugu for girls. If i reason you or near you today then the next day we don fuccck and na she go dey call constantly
Engineering girls can sweet and easy to fuckkkk for school
Them nor get style and most of them nor fine. If you want to fuckkk easily just toast any engineering girl. Before you say Jack robbison, she don already fall for you and you go bank her. She go even dey call you constantly because engineering girls nor dey attractive for boys eye. Most have low self esteem. Even boys from engineering nor dey toast them. They prefer those fine girls from art and social sciences

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Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Nobody: 10:54am On Feb 05, 2019
Mtcheeew.. the first time I ever killed a snake was because my crush was there. Just the two of us, I couldn't run. I had to summon the courage.. Me wey fear snake pass Satan. Still, I no see the girl date. Things we do for pu*sy grin

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Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by GR8ST(m): 10:54am On Feb 05, 2019
cry
Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by hisexcellency34: 10:54am On Feb 05, 2019
And you are still falling mugu to slay queens till now
Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by FaradayConstant: 10:54am On Feb 05, 2019
It's normal, everybody's heart gets broken once or more smiley

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Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by ajimotoke(m): 10:55am On Feb 05, 2019
nawa o
Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by omooba969(m): 10:55am On Feb 05, 2019
Kíni big deal, the heart is made to be broken.grin

Ok, who's ever made one (a heart)? wink
Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Emekadollars(m): 10:56am On Feb 05, 2019
Bovi dey form Ramsey Noah. Lol

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Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by WORDSENSEI: 10:58am On Feb 05, 2019
I'm not saying he is lying.


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Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Hidentity(m): 10:59am On Feb 05, 2019
Yambee:
Tori olorun is the new word now lol.

So she carry Yoruba liverless man put for bed,come risk your own life?if na me i go insist she follow me go back to where we start the journey.

Bovi no be your fault sha, it don tay wey men dey think with their Pen-s. Shabi na man like us tear Mercy Aigbe house for Lekki,as if na Lekki na Umutu for kwale wey house na still 59k.

Very soon Genevieve Nnaji go still get OIL WELL if that man wey make her pursue all the young guys for years now, becomes the President. Meanwhile, the jobless youth dey here dey make noise on his behalf.

Bovi it don tay we be mumu for tot matter.
Lol @ Yoruba liverless. Tribalism has eaten so deep into your skull that you're no longer able to reason clearly. With your type, Nigeria has an extra inconsequential fellow to cater for.

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Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Nobody: 10:59am On Feb 05, 2019
Bovi and lies. Only u all this tin dey happen to
Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Factfinder1(m): 11:00am On Feb 05, 2019
Thrash
Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by kazyhm(m): 11:00am On Feb 05, 2019
cheesy.....even if its this one is a lie......its does happen





And did someone mentioned a lifeless Yoruba ?
Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by Doctorfitz: 11:03am On Feb 05, 2019
Most Naija women always manipulative
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Re: "Tori Olorun" - Comedian Bovi Explains How A Lady Broke His Heart by chetizzy(m): 11:03am On Feb 05, 2019
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i love this man tori olorun grin grin

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