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What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Jacktheripper: 8:51am On Feb 05, 2019
When I was 5 or 6 I was trying to impress a girl by how fast I could run down the stairs. Fast enough to make the carpet slip and my arm went through the front door window.

I got 26 stitches and a scare still visible 27 or so years later.

She never ever would come back to my house.

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Forreellinc: 8:52am On Feb 05, 2019
Ask your father

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by SheCool(f): 8:59am On Feb 05, 2019
Telling him I love him when I didn’t lipsrsealed

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 9:01am On Feb 05, 2019
Nothing... don't have time to impressed anyone.

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 9:01am On Feb 05, 2019
designed her name with clay on a wooden board...JS1.

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by lilmax(m): 9:08am On Feb 05, 2019
sent about 350k to her....smh....though didn't hurt,but it was stupid

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Jacktheripper: 9:10am On Feb 05, 2019
lilmax:
sent about 350k to her....smh....though didn't hurt,but it was stupid

You fit send small to me too. It wouldn't hurt as well

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by 2dice01: 9:13am On Feb 05, 2019
SheCool:
Telling him I love him when I didn’t lipsrsealed
chisos shocked

Hope he later remove one of tooth grin

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by 2dice01: 9:13am On Feb 05, 2019
lilmax:
sent about 350k to her....smh....though didn't hurt,but it was stupid
Brother Easy oo grin

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by SweetBuns(f): 9:16am On Feb 05, 2019
Wow.... Brings back memories
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 9:21am On Feb 05, 2019
SheCool:
Telling him I love him when I didn’t lipsrsealed
You loved him. Stop lying. Girls are hardly the first to admit they love someone.

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by WinningEleven(m): 9:21am On Feb 05, 2019
I was a 10 year old boy trying to "toast" ( that's what we called it back then) a 15years old girl. That's was like 6 or 7 years ago. I didn't know how to go about it.
I went to school( I just entered JS1 then) and I asked my friends and they gave me some really, really stupid and silly advice. And believe me, I swallowed that advice hook, line and sinker.
One of the told me that, if I helped her do the house work, she will like me and become closer to me. And he said he had tried it on another girl of that same age and it worked. I was impressed.
My brothers and sisters, that's how I became this girls slave. Washing plates, fetching water and even helping her to cook( we were close neighbours).
I thought it would make her "like" me. At the end of the day, it didn't.
After slaving away for 5 months, I finally had the courage to approach her, with a love letter. I gave it to her and ran away.

Childish me timidly went back to her house two days later to get her reply. I was dressed in my "best" clothes.
The embarrassment I got from that experience prevented me from chasing girls during my first 4 years in secondary school. I was so heart broken.


But those are the kind of things you look back on and laugh at your self. She's 21 now and I'm 17. Anytime i see her, I remember the experience and I laugh.
My stupidity caused my downfall grin

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by ecstasy357(m): 9:22am On Feb 05, 2019
Standing outside her house under the sun for about an hour or more...only for her to come out and act shocked, "are u still here?" She asked. Me...dumbfounded. Nor b she ask me to wait for her, I thought to myself.

On that day I made a personal decision never to wait for any girl again. This decision has affected me shaaaaa

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by TheOdd1sOut: 9:32am On Feb 05, 2019
WinningEleven:
I was a 10 year old boy trying to "toast" ( that's what we called it back then) a 15years old girl. That's was like 6 or 7 years ago. I didn't know how to go about it.
I went to school( I just entered JS1 then) and I asked my friends and they gave me some really, really stupid and silly advice. And believe me, I swallowed that advice hook, line and sinker.
One of the told me that, if I helped her do the house work, she will like me and become closer to me. And he said he had tried it on another girl of that same age and it worked. I was impressed.
My brothers and sisters, that's how I became this girls slave. Washing plates, fetching water and even helping her to cook( we were close neighbours).
I thought it would make her "like" me. At the end of the day, it didn't.
After slaving away for 5 months, I finally had the courage to approach her, with a love letter. I gave it to her and ran away.

Childish me timidly went back to her house two days later to get her reply. I was dressed in my "best" clothes.
The embarrassment I got from that experience prevented me from chasing girls during my first 4 years in secondary school. I was so heart broken.


But those are the kind of things you look back on and laugh at your self. She's 21 now and I'm 17. Anytime i see her, I remember the experience and I laugh.
My stupidity caused my downfall grin
Lmao.... grin

Lalasticlala please move. This is FP material

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Tonyprisca: 9:36am On Feb 05, 2019
I don't have time to impress anyone;as the fool thinks,so the bell clinks

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by ElRapido: 9:47am On Feb 05, 2019
Make I pitch my tent. This promises to be interesting.
.

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 9:56am On Feb 05, 2019
In Jss2... I wrote a love letter and gave it to her friend to give to her.
This her friend is same class with us.... I really don't know what's wrong with girls.
Flashforward to next day.... I was late to school, on getting to the class, I realize they've rewritten the love letter on the chalkboard.
Came into the class and everyone was laughing and pointing towards the board.
I kuku look board to see wetin the make them laugh.
Behold it was my love letter to the mumu girl.... It wasn't funny at all.... I wished the ground would open and cover me.
My boys tormented me with that experience.....

P.s
I was opportune to fuxkkk the hell out of the idiot girl in the higher institution just recent.
I used the luv letter incident as prove to what I can endure for her.... Told her I could take any shame for her.
That single line made her transported her self from calabar to my lodge in Owerri.
The puzzy was severely dealt with.

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by MannieA(f): 10:11am On Feb 05, 2019
modestbrowser:
In Jss2... I wrote a love letter and gave it to her friend to give to her.
This her friend is same class with us.... I really don't know what's wrong with girls.
Flashforward to next day.... I was late to school, on getting to the class, I realize they've rewritten the love letter on the chalkboard.
Came into the class and everyone was laughing and pointing towards the board.
I kuku look board to see wetin the make them laugh.
Behold it was my love letter to the mumu girl.... It wasn't funny at all.... I wished the ground would open and cover me.
My boys tormented me with that experience.....

P.s
I was opportune to fuxkkk the hell out of the idiot girl in the higher institution just recent.
I used the luv letter incident as prove to what I can endure for her.... Told her I could take any shame for her.
That single line made her transported her self from calabar to my lodge in Owerri.
The puzzy was severely dealt with.




baddest!!lmao!!

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by MannieA(f): 10:13am On Feb 05, 2019
Admin401:
You loved him. Stop lying. Girls are hardly the first to admit they love someone.
...


lmao!!wetin be your own for inside the matter.. is it your love?

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by DanDeeBoss(m): 10:16am On Feb 05, 2019
lipsrsealedlipsrsealed I don't want to cry cry

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by DanDeeBoss(m): 10:18am On Feb 05, 2019
modestbrowser:
In Jss2... I wrote a love letter and gave it to her friend to give to her.
This her friend is same class with us.... I really don't know what's wrong with girls.
Flashforward to next day.... I was late to school, on getting to the class, I realize they've rewritten the love letter on the chalkboard.
Came into the class and everyone was laughing and pointing towards the board.
I kuku look board to see wetin the make them laugh.
Behold it was my love letter to the mumu girl.... It wasn't funny at all.... I wished the ground would open and cover me.
My boys tormented me with that experience.....

P.s
I was opportune to fuxkkk the hell out of the idiot girl in the higher institution just recent.
I used the luv letter incident as prove to what I can endure for her.... Told her I could take any shame for her.
That single line made her transported her self from calabar to my lodge in Owerri.
The puzzy was severely dealt with.

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by anochuko01(m): 10:20am On Feb 05, 2019
Started crushing on ths girl in pry2 but until she left my school in jss1 i couldnt tell her anythng. The feeling was very mutual though.
So, after she left my sch in jss2, i'll make sure i get home early 4rm sch and go wait at a corner just to wave at her when she passed.
At some point she stopped passing, only to be told she had relocated!
Guess wat, we ended up dating for 2yrs after SS3. but had to end it coz of religion ish

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 10:24am On Feb 05, 2019
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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by SheCool(f): 10:34am On Feb 05, 2019
Admin401:
You loved him. Stop lying. Girls are hardly the first to admit they love someone.
I didn’t love him na, what is it undecided grin

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Horlaslim(m): 10:52am On Feb 05, 2019
modestbrowser:
In Jss2... I wrote a love letter and gave it to her friend to give to her.
This her friend is same class with us.... I really don't know what's wrong with girls.
Flashforward to next day.... I was late to school, on getting to the class, I realize they've rewritten the love letter on the chalkboard.
Came into the class and everyone was laughing and pointing towards the board.
I kuku look board to see wetin the make them laugh.
Behold it was my love letter to the mumu girl.... It wasn't funny at all.... I wished the ground would open and cover me.
My boys tormented me with that experience.....

P.s
I was opportune to fuxkkk the hell out of the idiot girl in the higher institution just recent.
I used the luv letter incident as prove to what I can endure for her.... Told her I could take any shame for her.
That single line made her transported her self from calabar to my lodge in Owerri.
The puzzy was severely dealt with.
my guy my guy chop am you valid... korect G grin

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by samisj4real(m): 11:02am On Feb 05, 2019
modestbrowser:
In Jss2... I wrote a love letter and gave it to her friend to give to her.
This her friend is same class with us.... I really don't know what's wrong with girls.
Flashforward to next day.... I was late to school, on getting to the class, I realize they've rewritten the love letter on the chalkboard.
Came into the class and everyone was laughing and pointing towards the board.
I kuku look board to see wetin the make them laugh.
Behold it was my love letter to the mumu girl.... It wasn't funny at all.... I wished the ground would open and cover me.
My boys tormented me with that experience.....

P.s
I was opportune to fuxkkk the hell out of the idiot girl in the higher institution just recent.
I used the luv letter incident as prove to what I can endure for her.... Told her I could take any shame for her.
That single line made her transported her self from calabar to my lodge in Owerri.
The puzzy was severely dealt with.
Big lier.

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Rolly22(m): 11:45am On Feb 05, 2019
modestbrowser:
In Jss2... I wrote a love letter and gave it to her friend to give to her.
This her friend is same class with us.... I really don't know what's wrong with girls.
Flashforward to next day.... I was late to school, on getting to the class, I realize they've rewritten the love letter on the chalkboard.
Came into the class and everyone was laughing and pointing towards the board.
I kuku look board to see wetin the make them laugh.
Behold it was my love letter to the mumu girl.... It wasn't funny at all.... I wished the ground would open and cover me.
My boys tormented me with that experience.....

P.s
I was opportune to fuxkkk the hell out of the idiot girl in the higher institution just recent.
I used the luv letter incident as prove to what I can endure for her.... Told her I could take any shame for her.
That single line made her transported her self from calabar to my lodge in Owerri.
The puzzy was severely dealt with.

You are the man. Pass me the pussy real Quick

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 12:10pm On Feb 05, 2019
Jacktheripper:
When I was 5 or 6 I was trying to impress a girl by how fast I could run down the stairs. Fast enough to make the carpet slip and my arm went through the front door window.

I got 26 stitches and a scare still visible 27 or so years later.

She never ever would come back to my house.

You were trying to impress a girl at that age? E don tey wey you spoil. grin

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by dingbang(m): 12:11pm On Feb 05, 2019
Say I love you . shocked

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by amaniro: 12:18pm On Feb 05, 2019
Lool amatures grin

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