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Bad And Good Side Of Sex. by Switruth: 3:26pm On Feb 07, 2019
HOW SEX IS GOOD FOR U �

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities.
Now, after original and proprietary research, we are proud to present the results:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent............ 12 Calories
Without her consent...... 387 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands............ 8 Calories
With one hand.............. 12 Calories
With your teeth.............85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection........... 6 Calories
Without an erection.... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.. 18 Calories
Trying to find the center of gravity. 322 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary................ 252 Calories
69 lying down..............378 Calories
69 standing up........... 1312 Calories
Wheelbarrow............. 716 Calories
Her on top................ 924 Calories
Doggy Style............... 726 Calories
Donkey punch.............. 1412 Calories

ORGASMIC:
Real..................112 Calories
Fake................ 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging........ 18 Calories
Getting up immediately.......36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately................8816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are
20-29 years old........ 36 Calories
30-39 years............ 80 Calories
40-49 years.............1124 Calories
50-59 years........... 1972 Calories
60-69 years........... 2916 Calories
70 and over....Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly............ 32
In a hurry........ 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...1218 Calories �
With your spouse knocking at the door...15521 Calories ���

So All the Best! Do fast do slow, How/What/When/Where/With whom.. choice is Urs!
Happy Humping
Re: Bad And Good Side Of Sex. by NinjaMetahuman: 3:39pm On Feb 07, 2019
lmao Nice joke.
Re: Bad And Good Side Of Sex. by KarlosPeters54: 9:13pm On Feb 07, 2019
I've loled, looked actually funny. I hope this things about non concessional are only jokes tho. And yeah, dealing with non erection with my canadian pharmacy will be easier - helps to prevent it and to overcome it afterwards. So, actually it won't be so hard and exhausting to have sex with erection and stuff.

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