i think there's only 2 ways to please a man

1. bring beer

2. bring a naked woman

Here it is again: advice on men by a woman. Not having a go at the poster, but its funny how in men's mgazines its a woman giving advice on pleasing women, and in women's magazines its also women giving advice on pleasing men , duhh

Anyway, in the wise words of Dave Chapelle, there are only four ways to plese a man:

"suck his dick, play with his balls, fix him some food and don't talk too much"

what is all this crab about going totally out of ur way 2 please a guy? be confident of urself. d guy wil love u better

Do some strip ''tease'' and make sure you have a strippers pole in your bedroom were you practice regularly, then stack lots and lots of beer in the refrigerator, your man would worship you

i wish a woman can do to me too just to make me happy , in fact i will be happy all through my life

all ways try and make him know he is special and make him feel he is the only one.

Z4M4eva:

1. Always snuggle
2. Kiss him passionately and with much passion
3. Give him romantic presents
4. Always say "I Love You" - those three words mean a lot
5. Cuddle and give him big hugs
6. Try cuddling on the sofa and watching romance movies together(really sweet!)
7. Always share your joy with him
8. Take pictures together and have fun!
9. Share your secrets with him
10. Always let him know you care
11. Give him a good massage if you are good at that kind of thing!
12. If he is angry,you keep out of his way till he calms down!
13. Always sing together with him
14. Run your finger through his hair just above his ear to help him fall asleep Note : Not all guys like this! SOME DON'T MIND BECAUSE THEY LOVE BEING PAMPERED!
15. Prepare candlelight/Romantic dinners and let him come home to it/just as surprise to show how romantic you can be! he would love it!trust me!
16. Always laugh at his jokes even if they are not funny, just pretend they are and laugh!otherwise you make him look silly!and trust me,guys do not like that, one bit!
17.Text and ring him up.it shows how much you care!

The list goes on and on,

Yay nice @OP, Shame we don't have such quality women thread anymore.

will comment after i've gone through the entire thread.


easier to make them frown than smile, i should think.

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1. Always snuggle
2. Kiss him passionately and with much passion Kiss
3. Give him romantic presents
4. Always say "I Love You" - those three words mean a lot
5. Cuddle and give him big hugs
6. Try cuddling on the sofa and watching romance movies together(really sweet!)
7. Always share your joy with him
8. Take pictures together and have fun!
9. Share your secrets with him
10. Always let him know you care
11. Give him a good massage if you are good at that kind of thing! Wink

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I agree with all the list above.

[quote]12. If he is angry,you keep out of his way till he calms down!

Exactly!!! Give me 10 mins alone and the anger will fizzle out.[/color]

13. Always sing together with him

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I do not agree. More like sing for me if you have a good voice and if you feel like singing.

14. Run your finger through his hair just above his ear to help him fall asleep Note : Not all guys like this! SOME DON'T MIND BECAUSE THEY LOVE BEING PAMPERED! Smiley
15. Prepare candlelight/Romantic dinners and let him come home to it/just as surprise to show how romantic you can be! he would love it!trust me! Wink

I do like this! Careful though, you can also turn me on.

16. Always laugh at his jokes even if they are not funny, just pretend they are and laugh!otherwise you make him look silly!and trust me,guys do not like that, one bit! Smiley

Nope, I do not agree. I prefer an honest lady.

17.Text and ring him up.it shows how much you care!



The list goes on and on,

Good, waiting for the rest of the list.

hmm, well i guess showing your breast and having a butt might do the trick.

nothing else comes to mind.

tpiah!:

hmm, well i guess [b]showing your bosom and having a butt [/b]might do the trick.

nothing else comes to mind.

Hmm, maybe. Just maybe!

lol....y would she say that
06. When they stare at other women.. tell them "oh yeah i'd do her to."...is she gay?

SUCK HIS DICK

i only disagree wif the " i love u" now adays we guys no dat dey mite com from a mininless mind. So i shld tink dat it doznt rilly go wif all men!!!

Z4M4eva: 1. Always snuggle
2. Kiss him passionately and with much passion
3. Give him romantic presents
4. Always say "I Love You" - those three words mean a lot
5. Cuddle and give him big hugs
6. Try cuddling on the sofa and watching romance movies together(really sweet!)
7. Always share your joy with him
8. Take pictures together and have fun!
9. Share your secrets with him
10. Always let him know you care
11. Give him a good massage if you are good at that kind of thing!
12. If he is angry,you keep out of his way till he calms down!
13. Always sing together with him
14. Run your finger through his hair just above his ear to help him fall asleep Note : Not all guys like this! SOME DON'T MIND BECAUSE THEY LOVE BEING PAMPERED!
15. Prepare candlelight/Romantic dinners and let him come home to it/just as surprise to show how romantic you can be! he would love it!trust me!
16. Always laugh at his jokes even if they are not funny...just pretend they are and laugh!otherwise you make him look stupid!and trust me,guys do not like that...one bit!
17.Text and ring him up.it shows how much you care!

The list goes on and on...

nyz writeup girl

Z4M4eva: 1. Always snuggle
2. Kiss him passionately and with much passion
3. Give him romantic presents
4. Always say "I Love You" - those three words mean a lot
5. Cuddle and give him big hugs
6. Try cuddling on the sofa and watching romance movies together(really sweet!)
7. Always share your joy with him
8. Take pictures together and have fun!
9. Share your secrets with him
10. Always let him know you care
11. Give him a good massage if you are good at that kind of thing!
12. If he is angry,you keep out of his way till he calms down!
13. Always sing together with him
14. Run your finger through his hair just above his ear to help him fall asleep Note : Not all guys like this! SOME DON'T MIND BECAUSE THEY LOVE BEING PAMPERED!
15. Prepare candlelight/Romantic dinners and let him come home to it/just as surprise to show how romantic you can be! he would love it!trust me!
16. Always laugh at his jokes even if they are not funny...just pretend they are and laugh!otherwise you make him look stupid!and trust me,guys do not like that...one bit!
17.Text and ring him up.it shows how much you care!

The list goes on and on...

is this for black men or both