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|UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 4:07am On Feb 12|
The Under-Utilized GF.
what are you man enough to get out of your woman?
This is a sequel to:
There is a swelling chorus of complaints from men everywhere: "women have nothing but sex to offer" "without pussy women are nothing" "women bring nothing to the table!".
all very true. But all very subjective. because men forget: Its not about what a woman brings to a man, but what a man is man enough to get out of a woman.
DIARY OF AN UNDER-UTILIZED GF.
Picture this: A man has secret sex fantasies involving crazy taboo acts like 3sums and bondage that out of fear and shame he never shares with his woman. He thinks she will be pissed and that she will judge him.
One day the man stumbles upon his woman's sex tape. In it she's participating in the most debasing of sex acts ...3sums, anal, homosexuality, bondage; you name it - she's doing it! The man is devastated. And a big part of that devastation is this: Why did his woman take her fantasies to strangers instead of bringing them to him? Especially since it turns out her fantasies and his own fantasies are similar!
But whose fault is it that things played out this way?
BEAUTIFUL FACES, ROTTEN MINDS, DELICIOUS BODIES.
many men believe women are pure and perfect beings with sparkling thoughts and innocent imaginations. let's prove them wrong.
one day try this: find a new number and anonymously WhatsApp a girl that you know to be good and decent. Pretend to be a perverted stranger from a wrong number. Seduce her and tell her all the bad things you wish to do to her. I promise you this: 8 times out of 10 the way she'll flip from the good girl that you know to the bad girl that you didn't know will drop your jaw! Telling herself she's talking to a stranger, she will switch from decent to indecent with so much ease you'll think you're chatting to a wrong number.!
You have just witnessed her Slutty Side.
if you have the balls, do the same with your GF and you'll see that you've been playing it too safe, too cautious and too decent in your relationship. your GF can handle more. Her mind is dirtier than you imagined. She's sluttier than she made you believe.
Remember the part in the movie True Lies where Arnold Schwarzenegger tricks his wife into expressing her fantasy to him in a hotel room; she, thinking he was another man? Most GFs and wives can relate to the wife's longing to express her less than innocent desires.
As a rule, unless you're dating a virgin, your woman is cruising on a lower gear just so you can keep up. Women are almost always more sexually experienced than men but for the Ego of men they play prude.
When you make friends with a new girl, at school, at work or even at church, (or when you talk to a stranger) make every effort to appear forward and sexually liberated. Talk about fornication like it's nothing. Tell her about that (fake) day you met a girl and fvcked her the same day without even knowing her name. Don't forget to share with her that time you almost had a 3sum with twins but the twins freaked out at the last minute. Mention that Ex GF you turned bisexual.
The point is for you at First Impression, from the word go, to present yourself as someone who isn't shocked by sex no matter how freaky, shameful or immoral. I guarantee this: The girl will open up and share with you what she's been up to. You might not be strong enough to handle it though.
Again, this is her Slutty Side.
If you're friends with married women, bring the conversation to the issue of children and how children carry our legacies after we are gone. Then half-jokingly half-seriously say "Can you give me a child?"
You'll be shocked when quiet a few bite.
This is their Slutty Side.
Let a female friend catch you reading a lingerie brochure. After discussing the products therein, offer to buy her a lingerie set (not from brochure). With one catch: You'll buy her the panties and bra only if you are the one who will dress her up in them. 99% chance she'll agree.
No girl can turn down a gift like this. But her agreeing to your condition just exposed her Slutty Side.
the above experiments demonstrate how impure women are. They teach, in very practical ways, that women may have beautiful faces and delicious bodies but their thought life, their imagination, their mind, is rotten.
This rot women conceal from all men except one, the Player. To the Player women drop all pretense and become their true debased hedonistic selves --------> because they know the Player can handle it. But this exposure to female nature unfiltered and uncensored forces the Player to develop a mistrust, a disdain, a negative view, of all sexually active women such that the only woman he will respect and commit to --------> is a Virgin.
The mind of a woman is ripe for mischief and miseducation. An open-minded BF can tap into that dark potential just like Satan tapped into it in the Garden of Eden. And if the woman of Eden in her holy perfect state could succumb to evil as readily as Eve did; how much more readily will today's woman, the weakened product of 6 000 years of moral degradation and depravity succumb? She's been ready.
HOUSEWIFE IN THE KITCHEN, HOE ON THE BED.
Too many men blindly sing the chorus "i want a housewife in the kitchen, and a hoe in the bedroom!". But do they really know about a WH0RE? can they HANDLE a whòre??
They think a woman giving them sex every night in every angle makes her a hoe. That regular BJs need a hoe, when asking nicely from wifey will do. Not every man can handle a whòre. If all you want is sex a housewife will suit you just fine.
What is a Hoe?
A hoe is a sexually liberated woman who is prepared to explore her sexuality to the fullest and does so better when single and not tied to a BF but if a BF is present and he can play his cards just right and be open-minded enough with the maturity to distinguish between pleasure and emotion, he can preside over this process in such a way that although his GF is broke and doesn't bring much to the table in terms of material contributions, the man can feel compensated by the experiences his GF's sexual explorations will afford him.
SET YOUR GF FREE, STOP WORSHIPPING HER.
Dale Carnegie in his 1937 book How To Win Friends And Influence People under the chapter Give A Dog A Good Name, says: "If you want to improve a person in a certain aspect, act as though that particular trait were already one of his or her outstanding characteristics...Give them a fine reputation to live up to, and they will make prodigious efforts rather than see you disillusioned".
This means people become what we call them. Call a person a cheat and he'll prove you right. Call a person lazy and he'll prove you right.
But men don't understand how this every-day principle works out in relationships.
when a man loves a woman he worships her and treats her like an angel, even calling her such. he confesses she is a perfect being before him, his "better half" and that she can do no wrong. These words are sweet and romantic but they limit a woman. They put her in a cage and become
her prison because she has to live up to them. You have given her a moral standard to live up to. Now she cant switch from housewife to hoe without feeling like you will lose respect for her. From here on, in her dealings with you, her hands are tied.
THE FULLY-UTILIZED GF.
Men are dumbest where pussy is concerned, women are dumbest where money is concerned. money makes the pussy wet. pussy makes the brain numb. There's very little a man will not do for a pretty girl's pussy, and there is very little a woman will not do for a billion dollars...but if a man is persuasive, relentless and sweet-tongued enough, he can get a woman to do for LOVE what she's ready to do for a billion dollars . To successfully pull that off on a woman is to fully utilize her. If a woman has nothing but pussy to offer then there must be nothing about pussy she's not willing to offer.
Here is how you fully utilize your GF:
one: it begins with something as simple as telling your GF, "There is something I want us to try today!" Just like that you've indicated you want more than she's been giving. She'll be excited because women LOVE experimenting.
two: Tell your GF you and your Ex used to do freaky stuff (e.g 3sums and Anal). Everytime she denies you these she'll know you're thinking of your Ex. Add to her paranoia by telling her you ran into your Ex the other day. She'll soon warm up to your fantasy.
three: get her drunk. why do girls do crazy things when drunk? They use alcohol as a cover. the crazy things a girl does "drunk" with an uptight guy are the same crazy things she does "sober" with a Player.
four: Have an agreement that every weekend you try something new during sex. In no time you'll be doing freaky stuff.
five: or don't do anything at all. Just lie back nàkéd and tell your GF to fvck you. Remember it's always you fvcking her. Now hand her the steering wheel and let her do all the work for once. Encourage her. Tell her to do anything she wants. Create a safe space free from shame and judgement. She will leave you smiling.
Men demand too little in return for what they are offering women. A man clothes, feeds, finances, shelters and protects a woman but for all these services he accepts just one service from his woman: Sex. It's robbery.
Same with Anniversaries, Birthdays, Christmases and New Years. A man gets his woman real material gifts that cost him money, but his woman's response is always: "YOU'LL GET YOUR GIFT LATER IN THE BEDROOM!" Fvck!!! Is pussy so amazing that it must be a man's one and only gift and compensation on every occasion??
OK then, make it two. Or three. If a man is to be paid in pussy then give him all the pussy he can handle. It's only fair. Woman, 3sums are nothing compared to everything he is doing for you.
Next time you do something nice for your GF and she tells you she'll make it up to you later in the bedroom, flatly tell her not to bother unless she has something new on her mind.
Men must learn to drive a hard bargain. Next time a single mother expresses love for you tell her you'll love her and her child and make you all a happy family if she's prepared to compromise just as you have compromised in agreeing to love another man's kid. If she asks How she must compromise tell her she's a grown woman she can use her head. Let her kill herself with her own suggestions.
TEMPTATION IS A WOMAN'S BEST FRIEND.
Women label the average man 'boring' because he is routine and predictable. The appeal of the Player is his unpredictability. A woman never knows what he will ask for next. that keeps her on her toes.
Women are willing to be persuaded. Willing to be tempted. But men don't sweet-talk women for more. Instead they complain women don't bring more. Meanwhile on their side women are going to dig for more. They'll ask for money for this, money for that. Ask that you do this and do that for them. It's not for nothing that men always complain women are demanding. Women fully utilize you. They expect you to do the same and make your own demands on their bodies. But men don't, to their loss.
Men have no idea that many of their fantasies over-lap with those of their women but because they never present themselves as freaky and mature enough to handle fantasies without emotional hang-ups; their women never suspect it. Instead these women secretly take their fantasies to the Bad Boys. opportunities lost. Women under-utilized. Men cheated on.
THERE IS NO NEED FOR HEARTBREAKS.
What if I told you every fantasy you ever had since Secondary School, there is a girl out there who feels the same way? What if I told you that thing you saw and liked on xvideos, there is girl out there wishing to meet a guy who can do it to her?
The truth is every fantasy, no matter how childish or devilish, there is a girl out there who shares it.
You like beating women? There is a woman turned on by it. You like insulting women? There is a woman turned on by it. You like cheating? There is a woman turned on by it (Cuckqueans). Every fantasy has its woman and the Social Media makes it easy to find her.
The reason we hurt each other is because we settle for less. We are too lazy to search high and low for people who share our exact fantasy. We grab the first person who accepts us and try to force them to love what we love. But because our fantasies are not compatible someone is bound to be hurt when we seek to fulfill our fantasy with a third person. How about devoting time and energy to finding someone who shares our particular desire and with whom we won't have to pretend? Someone with whom we can live our fantasy in the broad daylight without having to visit prostitutes and Bad Boys in the cover of darkness. Someone we can't hurt when we do what we do because what we do is also what they love to do. Honesty is the best policy.
TURNING A HOUSEWIFE INTO A HOE.
As a rule you can't turn a hoe into a housewife, you can only turn a housewife into a hoe. And the housewife needs you to. just as a man needs a woman who can turn a house into a home; a woman needs a man who can turn a housewife into a hoe. Are you man enough?
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|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 4:09am On Feb 12|
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Slazim: 4:36am On Feb 12|
This is some crazy ish! I love this.
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by MISEDUCATIONS: 6:34am On Feb 12|
Slazim:it keeps getting crazier and crazier...
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by MISEDUCATIONS: 6:38am On Feb 12|
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|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by digits69: 7:09am On Feb 12|
Beautiful piece by ubunja again
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 7:34am On Feb 12|
digits69:digits. Men need to get their due.
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by mezarddinny: 7:43am On Feb 12|
you are right about this but don't forget that society also affects this, telling your GF the kinky things you and your ex did may scare her, she may think you will say same things about her if you guys break up. what if she agrees to your fantasies but you then end up looking dumb because that is your first time? she will not respect you again. In this part of the world, women are scared of how the society views them because this same society is what they rely upon so they can't just live their life like there is no tomorrow. Hitting up a woman with a strange number and getting dirty with her will land you to getting blocked, infact she will be more protective of what she says because she knows that it's a prank, she knows somone thst knows her personally is trying to get at her so she will likely block you. lastly, it is also not every man that likes 3sums, anals and bdsm, some of us just want to relieve ourselves and take the fvck off but for those of you that enjoy those things, more trysts.
nice piece bruv
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|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by digits69: 7:56am On Feb 12|
ubunja:......totally support bro
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by SweetBuns(f): 8:11am On Feb 12|
Crap.... Total bullcrap
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by CyberWolf: 8:52am On Feb 12|
Nice peace but in this part of the world, there are many fishes in the ocean and we men are always in a hurry to devour current prey and move to next. No time to waste on a single prey when many preys are anxiously waiting to be devoured.
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 9:16am On Feb 12|
mezarddinny:Appreciate the well thought-out response.
Will telling your GF that with your Ex you did XYZ make her think after breaking up you'll do the same? Men must not kiss and tell but its always about how you bring it up:
You: "ever did a 3sum before? "
Your GF: "no. You?"
You: "I did with my Ex"
What if she agrees to a fantasy and you fumble and embarrass yourself?
Lol.good point. Guys must take care not to bite more than they can chew. In any case I have always preferred to try something aside first before coming out with it in the open. I should have included that in the post. Nice one.
Hitting up a woman and getting dirty with her. Will you get blocked?
Not if you know your Chat Game and know how to ease a girl into dirty chat. I'm about done with an original post:Chatting & Gaming, that will shed a light on that issue.
Not every man wants 3sums etc?
True. But do you know your woman's own fantasies? Or how she is fulfilling them?
mezarddinny thanks boss
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 9:18am On Feb 12|
SweetBuns:which part exactly?
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 9:25am On Feb 12|
CyberWolf:nice shortcut I have to admit.
If your GF doesn't want a 3sum dump her and find someone who will. Mmmhmm
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Nobody: 9:26am On Feb 12|
This clown with is nonsense threads again
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 9:29am On Feb 12|
SilentListener:yet you just had to click
*Says he hates someone. But spends his time in his compound*
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 3:11pm On Feb 12|
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 3:46am On Feb 13|
I wonder how many losers tomorrow will buy Valentine gifts for their GFs and wives only to be given sex in return as their gift.
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|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Momoney77: 4:10am On Feb 13|
Nice work Ubunja shedding lights into the deepest side of female nature. More ink to your pen.
But all these updates and so, does it mean we are expecting a new edition of your PDF book??
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|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Great500: 6:41am On Feb 13|
Nice write up Mr Ubunja.
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by KAPOVee: 6:51am On Feb 13|
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 7:03am On Feb 13|
Momoney77:these updates do make the book outdated. After I'm done I will re-compile another PDF then start writing fresh content.
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Momoney77: 7:19am On Feb 13|
May the good Lord continue to increase your knowledge. Sometimes i try to imagine your mood when writing, cause i feel the zeal with which you write when reading it.
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Nobody: 7:36am On Feb 13|
Refreshing as expected
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|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by bologzy(m): 8:11am On Feb 13|
ubunja, this is an eye opener.... thanks boss
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by VectorV25: 8:11am On Feb 13|
Nice write, e make sense
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|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by SOFTDRINK: 8:20am On Feb 13|
This piece is the real deal.
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|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Newmanluckyman(m): 8:58am On Feb 13|
ubunja:....This is really a masterpiece. You are a creative writer. Your write ups are very important in solving one of the enigmatic puzzle concerning the female gender. You understand them well both emotionally, psychologically ,relationship wise, etc.
Thank you for a brilliant write up.
Note : I got your whatsapp chat this morning.
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Draken(m): 10:15am On Feb 13|
This is all very true. I have learned from expierence that when you present yourself as a man who is sexual and adventurous woman naturally pick up on this. They may not tell you directly what it is that makes them attracted to you but they will certainly drop hints and clues that shows you that their enjoying the sexual energy that you are presenting to the world. The only problem is that most guys are unable to read and speak "womanese".
Before I was clueless about what women say about guys that just gets it but from observing players and guys that are good with women I saw that they talk "dirty" and are not afraid to tell their woman or women what they want .
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|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 11:46am On Feb 13|
Draken:where a man leads, a woman follows. The tone you set is the tone she also takes. She doesn't mind if you are amateur because she knows where she'll get the real* dick from at her own time.
As for "womanese" lol. Very cheeky.
The Problem with guys is they never ask Players about Game, they are too busy hating them. They ask women. And women mislead them.
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 11:49am On Feb 13|
Newmanluckyman:I use MTN SA for my internet and boy is that network crappy
|Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by ubunja(m): 11:51am On Feb 13|
SOFTDRINK:just wondering bro; what's your fav soft drink? fanta?
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