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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Martinez39: 2:14am On Feb 15
"Sir, this is Martinez39 reporting on duty. We've lost one of our own, man down."

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by budaatum: 2:27am On Feb 15
jesusjnr:
One atheist down, how many more to go?

Tic, Toc...
Two, jesus! You missed out buda!

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by budaatum: 2:30am On Feb 15
1Sharon:
You were never a real atheist to begin with. A real atheist will never abandon atheism for Christianity.

Baby atheist.
Buda nko? Vaxx claimed buda was the only true atheist on here, then Jesus got buda!

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by 1Sharon(f): 4:34am On Feb 15
Originakalokalo:



What is fsm?

The one true God, turn to him now for eternal pasta. It is never too late
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by GeneralShepherd(m): 5:12am On Feb 15
1Sharon:
You were never a real atheist to begin with. A real atheist will never abandon atheism for Christianity.

Baby atheist.

True Scotsman fallacy

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by 1Sharon(f): 5:22am On Feb 15
malvisguy212:
so how do I open my hearts and minds to this your loving father ?

Have a look at this post for compelling evidence

https://www.nairaland.com/3807155/one-true-god#56650588


And grab ur copy of the gospel of Fsm:

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Zither: 6:19am On Feb 15
JujuSugar:

Its a "she" actually....

Correction noted. Thanks.
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Originakalokalo(m): 6:23am On Feb 15
JujuSugar:

Where was God when the flying spaghetti monster was creating the universe?



Because he is a spaghetti!!
Now scram!!!
angry

With the authority in Jesus name, A child of God will cast that demon out of you in seconds.

I will rather worship a God with higher authority.

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Originakalokalo(m): 6:25am On Feb 15
1Sharon:


The one true God, turn to him now for eternal pasta. It is never too late

Be careful ma'am.

Demons are incurably evil when they possess a man.

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by 1Sharon(f): 6:35am On Feb 15
Originakalokalo:


Where was the flying spaghetti monster when God was creating the heavens and the earth?

Why is he called a spaghetti?

Take care not to blaspheme

The FSM is God


Have a look at this thread for compelling evidence

https://www.nairaland.com/3807155/one-true-god#56650588

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Zither: 6:39am On Feb 15
Originakalokalo:


Where was the flying spaghetti monster when God was creating the heavens and the earth?

Why is he called a spaghetti?

The FSM was in a delusional fictional realm that had not existed when God was creating the universe.

He is called a spaghetti because atheists feed on delusion, gorge themselves with delusion, ingest delusion, digest delusion, worship delusion and live on delusion.

Without delusion atheism goes into extinction. This is why when the op discovered the cure for delusion, the truth of the Word of God, she discarded the life of atheism for a much abundant life of meaning.
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Originakalokalo(m): 6:48am On Feb 15
1Sharon:


Take care not to blaspheme

The FSM is God


Have a look at this thread for compelling evidence

https://www.nairaland.com/3807155/one-true-god#56650588

How do you worship him?
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Originakalokalo(m): 6:52am On Feb 15
JujuSugar:

Flying Spaghetti Monster cheesy

How do you worship him?
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by bobowaja(m): 7:15am On Feb 15
Michellekabod2:
Good evening Nairalanders, am sure you are familiar with the account michellekabod1. It has been a while since I last posted.

All these while, I have been a bit lethargic on this forum due to the fact that I have indulged in sober reflection, and learning, and most of all trying to make it up with my Creator, God almighty, the author and finisher of our faith, the great "I AM".

It obviously would shock many to the bone marrow that I, a former atheist, out of the blue decided to denounce atheism for Christianity.

Not here to coarse or coax anybody, am not an apologist. Just wanna give my testimony.

Michellekabod2 loading......

Cc: Lordreed, bobowaja, jesusjnr, capslocked, Dantedasz, brodalokie, IAmSabrina, Atewo400, alfaman3, sukerefakere, hahn, frosbel2, Joseph1013, jujusugar, hopefullandlord, HappyPagan, Hardmirror, seun, fleximor, budaatum, et al.
Full details of your conversion. Maybe, just maybe you can convince us.

You know we are all logical and will give your way a trial if you can convince us enough. Thanks

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by jesusjnr(m): 7:43am On Feb 15
Martinez39:
Sir, this is Martinez39 reporting on duty. We've lost one of our own, man down.
Wow! This couldn't be any truer!

A soul lost/dead to atheism, Satan, hell but won/found/alive to heaven and God.

#rejoicinginheavenoveronesinnerthatrepents

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by sonmvayina(m): 7:44am On Feb 15
From one state of delusion to another even worse than the first one.. Well I wish you all the best..

No real person who has read and really understood the bible will choose Christianity.. Judaism maybe... But Christianity, that is just an insult against God almighty..

All Christians are rebels against God...

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by jesusjnr(m): 7:49am On Feb 15
budaatum:

Two, jesus! You missed out buda!
Seriously!

When did yours happen?

Hope it's not the jesusjnr effect again oh!

Maybe it because you've not yet testified that made me not to know about it, because you can remember it's only quite recently that I told you, you were the first atheist to discover me on this platform, but that you yet refused to let go of atheism.

If so I think you need to create a special thread on it as this one, and If you need my help on that you can let me know, because this.....

#welcomebackhome

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by jesusjnr(m): 7:50am On Feb 15
sonmvayina:
From one state of delusion to another even worse than the first one.. Well I wish you all the best..

No real person who has read and really understood the bible will choose Christianity.. Judaism maybe... But Christianity, that is just an insult against God almighty..

All Christians are rebels against God...
Get thee behind me Satan! grin

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 8:02am On Feb 15
Michellekabod2:
Good evening Nairalanders, am sure you are familiar with the account michellekabod1. It has been a while since I last posted.

All these while, I have been a bit lethargic on this forum due to the fact that I have indulged in sober reflection, and learning, and most of all trying to make it up with my Creator, God almighty, the author and finisher of our faith, the great "I AM".

It obviously would shock many to the bone marrow that I, a former atheist, out of the blue decided to denounce atheism for Christianity.

Not here to coarse or coax anybody, am not an apologist. Just wanna give my testimony.

Michellekabod2 loading......

Cc: Lordreed, bobowaja, jesusjnr, capslocked, Dantedasz, brodalokie, IAmSabrina, Atewo400, alfaman3, sukerefakere, hahn, frosbel2, Joseph1013, jujusugar, hopefullandlord, HappyPagan, Hardmirror, seun, fleximor, budaatum, et al.

You said it has been a while since you last posted but you posted on the 13th at 4:31pm and this new account was created on the same day.

So I am guessing the Christian that created this moniker was not aware that the original moniker was online on the same day.

It is not the first time that Christians will create fake monikers or give fake testimonies to prove their god exists grin

Anyway I am looking forward to the full story of how you finally found your imaginary friend.

Where did you see it? Don't forget to share pictures too

PS: Usually it is the first moniker to reply the thread that created the fake account

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by johnydon22(m): 8:22am On Feb 15
1Sharon:


Nope. As I said before, a real atheist will never abandon atheism. OP was a baby atheist easily lobbied by the unbelieving Christians.

I pray his noodly appendage touches her soon.

And how do you know an adult atheist?
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by johnydon22(m): 8:24am On Feb 15
JujuSugar:

Flying Spaghetti Monster cheesy
People still do this? It's old tired cliché and boring already

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by johnydon22(m): 8:25am On Feb 15
jesusjnr:
Seriously!

When did yours happen?

Hope it's not the jesusjnr effect again oh!

Maybe it because you've not yet testified that made me not to know about it, because you can remember it's only quite recently that I told you, you were the first atheist to discover me on this platform, but that you yet refused to let go of atheism.

If so I think you need to create a special thread on it as this one, and If you need my help on that you can let me know, because this.....

#welcomebackhome

Haa!!! Lmao
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by johnydon22(m): 8:28am On Feb 15
Michellekabod2:
Good evening Nairalanders, am sure you are familiar with the account michellekabod1. It has been a while since I last posted.

All these while, I have been a bit lethargic on this forum due to the fact that I have indulged in sober reflection, and learning, and most of all trying to make it up with my Creator, God almighty, the author and finisher of our faith, the great "I AM".

It obviously would shock many to the bone marrow that I, a former atheist, out of the blue decided to denounce atheism for Christianity.

Not here to coarse or coax anybody, am not an apologist. Just wanna give my testimony.

Michellekabod2 loading......

Cc: Lordreed, bobowaja, jesusjnr, capslocked, Dantedasz, brodalokie, IAmSabrina, Atewo400, alfaman3, sukerefakere, hahn, frosbel2, Joseph1013, jujusugar, hopefullandlord, HappyPagan, Hardmirror, seun, fleximor, budaatum, et al.

So, why didn't you open this thread with your original account?

This is most likely not authentic

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by sonmvayina(m): 8:34am On Feb 15
jesusjnr:
Get thee behind me Satan! grin

Continue making a fool of yourself, you will find out that you have been deceived and lead through a bad road...
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by LordReed(m): 8:43am On Feb 15
hahn:


You said it has been a while since you last posted but you posted on the 13th at 4:31pm and this new account was created on the same day.

So I am guessing the Christian that created this moniker was not aware that the original moniker was online on the same day.

It is not the first time that Christians will create fake monikers or give fake testimonies to prove their god exists grin

Anyway I am looking forward to the full story of how you finally found your imaginary friend.

Where did you see it? Don't forget to share pictures too

PS: Usually it is the first moniker to reply the thread that created the fake account

Detective hahn on duty! Salute! LMFAO! Why do people do this FFS? Do they think everybody here is a zombie?

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by jesusjnr(m): 8:44am On Feb 15
sonmvayina:


Continue making a fool of yourself, you will find out that you have been deceived and lead through a bad road...
Perhaps the only satanist left standing.

Maybe you are just showing signs of someone already drowning. cheesy
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 8:46am On Feb 15
LordReed:


Detective hahn on duty! Salute! LMFAO! Why do people do this FFS? Do they think everybody here is a zombie?

Come on now. Can't you see the zombies rejoicing already?

I guess only a lie can reinforce a lie

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by nineone: 8:46am On Feb 15
Why did you become an atheist in the first place and why did you change your mindset? It's obvious majority of people on this thread are ignorant about religion and atheism. Your answer to this question will reveal a lot
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Atewo400(m): 8:48am On Feb 15
michellekabod1

somebody here is impersonating on u
be fast and debunk this bigot

bobowaja don't b deceived by anybody here
that's is a lie
check hahn proof up there
that account was created by a believer impostor
if not the testimony would come from the original account

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by jesusjnr(m): 8:52am On Feb 15
hahn:


You said it has been a while since you last posted but you posted on the 13th at 4:31pm and this new account was created on the same day.

So I am guessing the Christian that created this moniker was not aware that the original moniker was online on the same day.

It is not the first time that Christians will create fake monikers or give fake testimonies to prove their god exists grin

Anyway I am looking forward to the full story of how you finally found your imaginary friend.

Where did you see it? Don't forget to share pictures too

PS: Usually it is the first moniker to reply the thread that created the fake account
My dear detective Hahn, so if were the otherwise, you really would have put your detective cap on?

You know you already lost even before I respond right.

Brb.

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 8:54am On Feb 15
jesusjnr:
My dear detective Hahn, so if were the otherwise, you really would have put your detective cap on?

You know you already lost even before I respond right.

Brb.

Go and log into the account and give us the proof you have been unable to provide with this moniker

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