I just wonder what kind of human resources manager in his right sense would let go of someone like me. I applied to shoprite, and the company turned down my application. I'm I the looser here. I am so sorry for the company.

Now, check out the application I wrote to the company, my profile as well as my pix. Then, tell me why you would not consider shoprite as the greatest looser here.

[center]JOB APPLICATION[/center]

I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997.
I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no mallied and no childish. My father is dead long time ago and my mother mary in Zaire  country there 10 years now, no see she so nobody known to help me. My certificate is just sitting home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Nyanja teacher, Mr Phiri, teaching me is jelos of myself. Me wear expenses cloth than Ngoni teacher.

I here people you want security guards to you company and I tell you I Am one of that job experience for 2 years. I shot 7 thief dead. I want to Join the company of you and chase criminal out with me AK47.

Please consider my aplication careful and call me any time because me Have celphone. I am red for interview with you. I am very hornest and can speak English free!

Please also greet your wife. And rememba that English is not our mother land!!

Yours in faith   
Pasopa Mampara

My picture frame I look beautiful

your baffup no bad at all

U shock me terribly

i no say na your picture be that

Fine Ojuju

Love the trousers & Belt man

Nah wetin we dey call draw belle

i no say na your picture be that

@ donsponky
ehn, ehn, na your own pix suppose they there?

muha muha muhahhhahahah....negga u been busted!!! from Shell employee in USA to rejected security guard in United States of Nigeria. Chai!
Didn't I tell you?? Yo momma could not have produced anything useful to this world!
And you have the audacity to question my photo taken at the United nations in Switzerland, where I was representing Nigeria??
He-diottttt!!!!

I can't stop laughing...lol

E no funny jor, my face is full smile with d joke i read b4 i enta hia,see as u jst spoil my mode wit dis ur ugly and borin joke,u don frown my face now,i swear u go pay me back my smile,do fast b4 i report u.mtcheeew

i love only the pics part of d letter