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Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by IvarTheBoneless: 1:27pm On Feb 24, 2019
At the Shrine today, my Jujuman prophesied that he saw mass suicides in a dream.... so i decided to write this:



Ladies and Gents,

I am writing a petition to ban the sale of Sniper insecticide in 5% States.

I am also writing on good authority that piglets can proceed to Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to cash in their Nairaland Likes & Shares.

CBN rate : 1 Like = 1000 Biaf** Pound ..... 1 Share = 1000 USD.

"Revenge is a dish best served cold"

Bukola Saraki, i am happy you dribbled yourself to the corner flag. Good morning, Mesujamba

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Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by DIMIZZY1: 1:36pm On Feb 24, 2019
No one knows of the day or hour of RAPTURE
My dear its now or it might be too late for you! Change from that your secret SIN
God is watching you

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Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by sammyscholar(m): 1:38pm On Feb 24, 2019
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Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by psucc(m): 1:50pm On Feb 24, 2019
Some people de take paracetamol for another person headache.
Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by IvarTheBoneless: 1:57pm On Feb 24, 2019
psucc:
Some people de take paracetamol for another person headache.

Some want to take Sniper over a thread grin grin grin

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Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by IvarTheBoneless: 1:58pm On Feb 24, 2019
DIMIZZY1:
No one knows of the day or hour of RAPTURE
My dear its now or it might be too late for you! Change from that your secret SIN
God is watching you

Stop believing in fairy tales.

They have been talking about a Rapture that would never come grin
Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by DIMIZZY1: 2:13pm On Feb 24, 2019
IvarTheBoneless:

Stop believing in fairy tales.
They have been talking about a Rapture that would never come grin
It is not a fairytale The promises of Chris can never be fake God is real Heaven is real Hell is real
Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by IvarTheBoneless: 2:15pm On Feb 24, 2019
DIMIZZY1:

It is not a fairytale
The promises of Chris can never be fake
God is real
Heaven is real
Hell is real

I am asking out of curiousity and all seriousness.

Have you ever visited Heaven or Hell ?
Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by DIMIZZY1: 2:24pm On Feb 24, 2019
IvarTheBoneless:

I am asking out of curiousity and all seriousness.
Have you ever visited Heaven or Hell ?
No my brother But thats why we are called BELIEVER'S OF CHRIST The bible says blessed are those who believes without seeing
Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by IvarTheBoneless: 2:30pm On Feb 24, 2019
DIMIZZY1:

No my brother
But thats why we are called BELIEVER'S OF CHRIST
The bible says blessed are those who believes without seeing

My name is Ivar The Boneless, a Viking reincarnated as an Amala + Ewedu eater..

I am the 2nd coming of your Lord Jesus Christ.

Hope you believe without seeing this one.

Don't believe a Hebrew over your fellow Nigerian albeit Viking
Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by Gentleziggy(m): 4:25pm On Feb 24, 2019
IvarTheBoneless:


Stop believing in fairy tales.

They have been talking about a Rapture that would never come grin
u are an opposite of Ivar d boneless in d award winning movie Vikings. Ivar was an intelligent ,brave n strategic war planner but u from my observation u attack anything what soever u do not understand with vileness n it ought not to b so ,anything u don't understand u are to ask for more enlightenment after all we are all learning

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Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by IvarTheBoneless: 4:27pm On Feb 24, 2019
Gentleziggy:
u are an opposite of Ivar d boneless in d award winning movie Vikings. Ivar was an intelligent ,brave n strategic war planner but u from my observation u attack anything what soever u do not understand with vileness n it ought not to b so ,anything u don't understand u are to ask for more enlightenment after all we are all learning

Then you are not too bright. I have achieved all i have set out to do, including making you write nonsense out of being confused

Mull over that. ONLY intelligent people understand my thoughts. Don't feel bad if excluded in that group
Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by ROCKJ1(m): 4:31pm On Feb 24, 2019
If only Buhari worked hard and lived to expectations all these would not be happening. It's a lesson to those in power.
Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by Gentleziggy(m): 4:34pm On Feb 24, 2019
IvarTheBoneless:


My name is Ivar The Boneless, a Viking reincarnated as an Amala + Ewedu eater..

I am the 2nd coming of your Lord Jesus Christ.

Hope you believe without seeing this one.

Don't believe a Hebrew over your fellow Nigerian albeit Viking
d Bible said that in d last days many prophets n false Christs shall arise preforming great signs n wonders thereby they will deceive many even d elect.who ever listens to
this character called ivar the boneless does so at his or her peril

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Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by yomi96(m): 4:44pm On Feb 24, 2019
@op go back to katikat,Nigeria no be Norway
Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by Gentleziggy(m): 4:52pm On Feb 24, 2019
IvarTheBoneless:


Then you are not too bright. I have achieved all i have set out to do, including making you write nonsense out of being confused

Mull over that. ONLY intelligent people understand my thoughts. Don't feel bad if excluded in that group
an intelligent person who goes through your posts n write ups should b able to detect quickly that u are an angent of confusion .just as I was able to tackle u on that osibanjo's issue some days back, I expected an intelligent reply from u but lo n behold as usual u always reply anything u don't understand with ""gibberish"" answers.check out that d word gibberish so that u can have a peace of mind. grin grin grin

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Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by IvarTheBoneless: 4:57pm On Feb 24, 2019
Gentleziggy:
an intelligent person who goes through your posts n write ups should b able to detect quickly that u are an angent of confusion .just as I was able to tackle u on that osibanjo's issue some days back, I expected an intelligent reply from u but lo n behold as usual u always reply anything u don't understand with ""gibberish"" answers.check out that d word gibberish so that u can have a peace of mind. grin grin grin

Stop ranting, you are boring me to sleep. Which Osibanjo comment?

I homeschool a lot of piglets, forgive me if i don't remember you all
Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by DIMIZZY1: 5:54pm On Feb 24, 2019
IvarTheBoneless:


My name is Ivar The Boneless, a Viking reincarnated as an Amala + Ewedu eater..

I am the 2nd coming of your Lord Jesus Christ.

Hope you believe without seeing this one.

Don't believe a Hebrew over your fellow Nigerian albeit Viking
My brother Christ gives salvation after life on earth.. Have you ever asked yourself when i die where will i appear?? My brother there is a supernatural being (GOD ALMIGHTY) who sent his son to be crucified on the cross of calvary to atone for the sins of me and you.. Its not too late to turn to him
Its not a myth my brother..
You stand to gain no reward by being a viking, God recognises you as his creation and is willing to accept you as his Child and Friend
May the Almighty God give you a taste of his presence in the Mighty name of Jesus, Amen
Remain Blessed

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Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by Gentleziggy(m): 8:55pm On Feb 24, 2019
IvarTheBoneless:


Stop ranting, you are boring me to sleep. Which Osibanjo comment?

I homeschool a lot of piglets, forgive me if i don't remember you all
u don't remember me ?e b like say u borrowed buhari the last part of your dying memory. U home school a lot of piglets? No wonder u always behave n grunt like one.I never knew I was dealing n wasting my precious time n MB with a pig!!!!!!.do u know d characteristics of a pig? How to identify a pig? How to deal with a pig?where to place them? No body wants to identify with a pig u no y?(1)it is d most dirtiest of all animals (2)it eats anything just anything e.g dead human body, rotten things, garbages anything at all. (3)a pig goes back to roll in d mud even after u wash it. N from all indication u are no different from that of a pig .a pig in human form n u will always remain d highest pig: a pig in a human form embarassed :- embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by IvarTheBoneless: 8:58pm On Feb 24, 2019
Gentleziggy:
u don't remember me ?e b like say u borrowed buhari the last part of your dying memory. U home school a lot of piglets? No wonder u always behave n grunt like one.I never knew I was dealing n wasting my precious time n MB with a pig!!!!!!.do u know d characteristics of a pig? How to identify a pig? How to deal with a pig?where to place them? No body wants to identify with a pig u no y?(1)it is d most dirtiest of all animals (2)it eats anything just anything e.g dead human body, rotten things, garbages anything at all. (3)a pig goes back to roll in d mud even after u wash it. N from all indication u are no different from that of a pig .a pig in human form n u will always remain d highest pig: a pig in a human form embarassed :- embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

You are obviously delirious and sounding more incoherent.

RIP
Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by Gentleziggy(m): 9:13pm On Feb 24, 2019
IvarTheBoneless:


You are obviously delirious and sounding more incoherent.

RIP
to u i sound incoherent because your low iq cannot differentiate between coherent n incoherent, but an intelligent mind after going through my write ups n your own will b able to vindicate us.my advice to u is that since you're from d family of pigs ,go n look for a muddy water so that u can cool off in it.or else keep coming n I will treat for who u really are: "" A PIG """ tongue
Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by IvarTheBoneless: 9:22pm On Feb 24, 2019
Gentleziggy:
to u i sound incoherent because your low iq cannot differentiate between coherent n incoherent, but an intelligent mind after going through my write ups n your own will b able to vindicate us.my advice to u is that since you're from d family of pigs ,go n look for a muddy water so that u can cool off in it.or else keep coming n I will treat for who u really are: "" A PIG """ tongue

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Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by Gentleziggy(m): 9:48pm On Feb 24, 2019
[quote author=IvarTheBoneless post=76085811][/quote] grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin . even A fool is considered wise if he keeps silent .my good night farewell tongue

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Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by Gandollaar(f): 10:27pm On Feb 24, 2019
IvarTheBoneless:


My name is Ivar The Boneless, a Viking reincarnated as an Amala + Ewedu eater..

I am the 2nd coming of your Lord Jesus Christ.

Hope you believe without seeing this one.

Don't believe a Hebrew over your fellow Nigerian albeit Viking
Now I know. You are a cultist. Yahoo+ gang. No wonder. Now I know why you act rabidly. Are you a student of lautech? What's your main moniker here? Unmask yourself now!
Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by IvarTheBoneless: 10:29pm On Feb 24, 2019
Gandollaar:
Now I know. You are a cultist. Yahoo+ gang. No wonder. Now I know why you act rabidly. Are you a student of lautech? What's your main moniker here? Unmask yourself now!

Ask your mum when i am done. We are busy right now

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Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by Gandollaar(f): 10:33pm On Feb 24, 2019
IvarTheBoneless:


Ask your mum when i am done. We are busy right now
Omo alai ni iya! I know so because you act fiendishly. She has disowned and gifted you to the devil!

You are so ashamed to run rabid with your main moniker but registered this one today to display what you are really made of - scum.
Re: Mass Suicide Alert! : 2019 Elections Aftermath by IvarTheBoneless: 10:34pm On Feb 24, 2019
Gandollaar:


Gandollaar to his sperm bank mother :

Omo alai ni iya! I know so because you act fiendishly. She has disowned and gifted you to the devil!

You are so ashamed to run rabid with your main moniker but registered this one today to display what you are really made of - scum.

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