An Australian woman 'jumped off her seat' after she was bitten by a snake while she was sitting on the toilet.
Helen Richards, 59, says she felt a 'sharp tap' on the loo at her home in Brisbane, Australia, on Tuesday as the reptile's fangs punctured her backside.

When she looked behind her, she was horrified to find a 5ft python curled up at the bottom of the bowl.
"I jumped up with my pants down and turned around to see what looked like a longneck turtle receding back into the bowl,"


Thankfully the bite from the non-venemous carpet python was not serious and only required anti-septic treatment.
Helen contacted reptile handler Jasmine Zeleny who retrieved the animal from the woman's home

https://yellownaira..com/2019/03/big-snake-bites-bomans-bum-while-shes.html

which kind wahala be this, so someone cannot poo in peace anymore....

Australia is well known for things of this sort.
The whiteman loves depicting Africa as a complete jungle meanwhile their cousins live in a larger one.
I read from a thread here that spiders in that country as so big they consume small birds.
Kangaroos are the kings of the landscape there, they roam every corner like churches in poor African countries.

Thank Goodness the poor creature survived