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Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by APCsupporter: 7:13pm On Mar 04, 2019
SouthEastFacts:
Oga, 6 million of those 7 million PVC are going to Atiku.

No region can give that bloc votes currently maybe except NW.

Last election, 4 million voted in SW but Buhari won with 580k votes, about 2.3 voted in SE but Jonathan won with over 2 million votes.

This is why it is wrong to be boastful


SouthEastFacts:

I am glad you know what is in the offing.

Nigeriadecides.org is currently running poll and our incoming President has 62 million while Team Lifeless has shamelessly lagging behind with 12 million.

Tell me how APC will win in a poll 54 million people are eligible to vote while Atiku already has 62 million votes in an online poll about 80 million people participated in?

If INEC do their magic, Venezuela would load.

Funny guy


SouthEastFacts:
APC would have been massacred on saturday, but INEC saved them.

Atiku has won virtually all online polls conducted since last year just like Buhari won virtually all polls conducted in 2014-15 including the famous NOI Polls.

Any result other than Atiku's win on saturday is pure rigging and would be roundly rejected.

Thanks for PDP's cutting edge PVT system. The FG and BMO has been wailing because of that since last wednesday.

We don't care, we will deploy it in this election and nothing will happen. Thank God the foreign observers recently endorsed it.

No hiding place for criminal APC.


No wonder you have been insulting Northerners for too long. Where is your rounded rejection?

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by APCsupporter: 7:15pm On Mar 04, 2019
SouthEastFacts:

I am currently in your west land in an official capacity.

Don't deceive yourself, this election has been concluded since last week, we are just waiting for the official results.

ATIKU is your next President under a free and fair election. Nigerians yearn for him. If APC criminals rig, we have our PVT to bust them.


Lol


SouthEastFacts:
Before spreading fake news go and read about PDP's Parallel Voting Tabulation System.

Your FG and BMO has been wailing uncontrollably since its deployment last Wednesday.

We are not pulling away, the PVT will bust every APC's rigging and if its result doesn't tally with INEC's , parallel govt straight.

Venezuela loading.


I hope your threats are not as useless as your online votes



SouthEastFacts:

Do you know what 5% is?

At least I am sure of Katsina, about 40% are christians and they are found in every LGA


Now can you explain this particular useless post?


SouthEastFacts:

If I want to play this stupid game with you, I can use Google translate.

Like I said before, Hausa kadan kadan. I have nothing to prove to you.

My wife even speaks Igbo more than I speak hausa. Take it or leave it, there are about 45% indigenous christians in NW.

Another useless and baseless post

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by APCsupporter: 7:15pm On Mar 04, 2019
More to come latercheesy

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by shakmati(m): 7:15pm On Mar 04, 2019
Don't brag too loud. This case is not over yet!

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by Nobody: 7:19pm On Mar 04, 2019
shakmati:
Don't brag too loud. This case is not over yet!

Really? You gotta be kidding

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by Akiara: 7:22pm On Mar 04, 2019
Irrelevant thread of spoon fed children claiming to be adults. This thread is useless and petty.

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by APCsupporter: 7:23pm On Mar 04, 2019
Akiara:
Irrelevant thread of spoon fed children claiming to be adults. This thread is useless and petty.

Just vamoose

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by APCsupporter: 7:34pm On Mar 04, 2019
SouthEastFacts:
I will bet 150k against your 100k. Atiku beats Buhari in a free and fair election.

I no dey do mod something. Let find an escrow service.

Your masters UK and US have commended the election. I hope you have paid the guy his rightful money


SouthEastFacts:
Any analysis without Atiku as winner is from hell fire.


Na so your love for self deception reach?

SouthEastFacts:
In Lagos, APC shared 2k each. That is about 40 million Naira to fill the stadium. By the time Buhari arrived and started speaking, half of the stadium became empty. By the time Tinubu started to till when Oshiomoled finished, the stadium was virtually empty.

Don't forget the rally took place in Surulere, a supposed APC stronghold and also during the weekend.

I don't believe APC rents crowd until I personally confirmed it last Saturday.

I waved aside rumours that APC rented crowds in Plateau, Kaduna, Bauchi and Edo. But after what happened in Lagos, I believe now.

Devilish party and their 4+4 chanting demons will be disgraced Saturday.


You that didnt pay for crowd, How has that helped you now

SouthEastFacts:
APC are scared of OBJ's international influence. God bless protect our Ex-President.

And he couldn't even win in his polling unit. You guys need to learn how to be humble

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by TIGRITIS: 7:34pm On Mar 04, 2019
Nawao.

These people and chest beating sha.

So this is how they scammed atiku.

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by Clerverly: 7:35pm On Mar 04, 2019
grin grin

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by APCsupporter: 7:35pm On Mar 04, 2019
SouthEastFacts:
The status quo remains then. If APC win for Supreme Court make I bend.

Thank God Atiku has gone to court. You will surely bend

SouthEastFacts:

Go and read Section 3(d) of the CCB Act.

Even if Buhari wins, he can't be President beyond 29th May.

This guy really made too much noise

You have not seen anything yet.

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by APCsupporter: 7:36pm On Mar 04, 2019
TIGRITIS:
Nawao.

These people and chest beating sha.

So this is how they scammed atiku.

I expected him to humble himself like salamrushdie but he chose to be stubborn. More will come

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by TIGRITIS: 7:39pm On Mar 04, 2019
APCsupporter:


I expected him to humble himself like salamrushdie but he chose to be stubborn. More will come
Lol.

That one don finally crawl back to his hole after spending almost 24 hrs a day on nairaland for more than 3yrs insulting buhari cheesy

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by Akiara: 7:44pm On Mar 04, 2019
When you post nonsense? ??


IGBO pass una. ..forget paparazzi.

Shut up....zonB



APCsupporter:


Just vamoose
Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by totit: 8:11pm On Mar 04, 2019
Hehehehehe
The southeastfalse guy intelligent capacity has so reduced that he's become a typical nairaland trolls among iPods.
IBO's are mounthed. ...see chest beating at it altitude. grin

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by Charmingrascal(m): 8:20pm On Mar 04, 2019
APCsupporter:



Thank God Atiku has gone to court. You will surely bend



This guy really made too much noise

You have not seen anything yet.







That guy must surely bend if he doesn't bend we go bend am

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by BafanaBafana: 9:33pm On Mar 04, 2019
Chest beating. Cho cho cho cho cho cho!
Talk too much.

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by SouthEastFacts: 9:41pm On Mar 04, 2019
Conclave of fools.

You are spamming my mention. Thank you.

Anyway, I understand your bitterness, but I wish you goodluck.

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by APCsupporter: 9:55pm On Mar 04, 2019
SouthEastFacts:
Conclave of fools.

You are spamming my mention. Thank you.

Anyway, I understand your bitterness, but I wish you goodluck.


Sir, Can you explain this yeye post:



SouthEastFacts:
Kwankwaso that single handedly delivered Kano to Buhari in 2015.

In 2003 and 2007, Shekarau delivered Kano to Buhari.

In 2011, Buhari couldn't win Kano for his anointed gubernatorial candidate and he pulled a shameful 7.2% for him. Kwankwaso defeated Shekarau's anointed with 2% votes and worked against Shekarau at the Presidential to deliver Kano to Buhari.

He started building his Kwankwasiyya movement in 2011.

Shekarau and Kwankwaso has been delivering Kano to Buhari.

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by FriendNG: 9:57pm On Mar 04, 2019
APCsupporter:



Sir, Can you explain this yeye post:






I can summarize all that happened in 1 word. "Chestbeating"

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by helinues: 9:59pm On Mar 04, 2019
grin

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by APCsupporter: 10:02pm On Mar 04, 2019
SouthEastFacts:

Nobody is dragging NW and SW with you people. All we need is 30% from NW and 40% from SW and Atiku will be elected President.


You got all of those. Wetin come happun?

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by Investbrooker: 10:04pm On Mar 04, 2019
You forgot chest beating flat heads like and salamrushdie?

I wonder we're they are now, especially salamrushdie. Hope he never commit suicide?

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by APCsupporter: 10:05pm On Mar 04, 2019
SouthEastFacts:
I don't know what to believe again. But who has noticed this 4 things:

1. After since Buhari returned from London, he appears more corrupt than Buhari before he visited London. Like Buhari or not, but one thing you can't accuse him of is being corrupt.

But this Buhari is not only corrupt, but provides sanctuary for looters. Osinbanjo, Akpabio, Obanikoro, Maina, Bachir Lawal, Maru, Kemi Adeosun. The former Buhari will never tolerate them.

2. This Buhari is more wicked than the former one. We all know that no matter how stern we know Buhari is, but he still has a human part. But you can't say the same for this. I will narrate one experience.

When Buhari was in London and IPOB was in the peak of their agitation, Osinnbanjo was able to broker a peace that brought IPOB and SE Governors to a round table. They met the first time and there were perceived improvements. But when Buhari returned, Operation Python Dance was slated to commence on 15th Sept, but on the 10th Army invaded NK's residence unprovoked.

3. This Buhari though clueless, appears to be working more than the Buhari we all know. Did anyone noticed that ever since Buhari returned from London he appears to be a bit busy.

The Buhari we know is Super Clueless.

4. The Buhari we know as a former military General degraded Boko Haram. Boko Haram didn't launch a major operation throughtout the period Buhari was in Nigeria.

The first major operation was when Buhari was in London and ever since then, Boko Haram appears to have regrouped. We all know what Buhari did to Chad during the Nigeria-Chad war and who he destroyed Maitasine terrorists in Kano during his stint as Head of State.

So what really happened since Buhari returned. Even Jonathan a mere civilian appears to be more militarily sound than this Buhari.

We are watching. Something fishy is going on.

Sorry Sir, But the Sudanese is still your presodent
Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by SouthEastFacts: 10:05pm On Mar 04, 2019
APCsupporter:



Sir, Can you explain this yeye post:




If you are not daft you would have known that those stats are verifiable and a simple Google search would have helped you.

Buhari rigged his clueless self into power and it is glaring.

Stop spamming my mentions.

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by APCsupporter: 10:06pm On Mar 04, 2019
Investbrooker:
You forgot chest beating flat heads like and salamrushdie?

I wonder we're they are now, especially salamrushdie. Hope he never commit suicide?

I will open their chapters one by one

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by hinwazaka: 10:08pm On Mar 04, 2019
Op, tables may turn and your post may be saved and re-introduced to mock you. Take your own advice

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by SouthEastFacts: 10:11pm On Mar 04, 2019
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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by fixedfolly: 10:11pm On Mar 04, 2019
salamrushdie merely retired his disgraced moniker and activated another one called fareed something

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by fixedfolly: 10:13pm On Mar 04, 2019
SouthEastFacts:

Welcome to Next Level
Cc: APCSupporter
You've started singing another song now abi? Better humble yourself and accept defeat before you're disgraced even further

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by Meliian(f): 10:16pm On Mar 04, 2019
Chest beating is an inherent skill. Our brothers can't unlearn it.

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Re: Some Funny Quotes From Nairaland's Top Chest Beater by APCsupporter: 10:16pm On Mar 04, 2019
fixedfolly:
You've started singing another song now abi? Better humble yourself and accept defeat before you're disgraced even further

Let him continue. All he had to do was to humble himself but he chose to keep chasing me from one thread to another and Insulting Northerners. I will show him that i am a real abok!

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