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Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by Factfinder1(m): 6:02pm On Mar 07, 2019
If you hear talks like this just know say ritual time Don dey expire

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Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by Karemarealty288(m): 6:05pm On Mar 07, 2019
"God made man simple ...but Man made himself complicated"
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by FunmyKemmy(f): 6:05pm On Mar 07, 2019
"owo epo..."
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by Nobody: 6:06pm On Mar 07, 2019
Point is : Live your life and have no regrets
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by burgerpay: 6:07pm On Mar 07, 2019
Where are this guy ladies in guise of a dog he occasionally move around with?
I guess they are the one sitting close to him.
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by Sparkles003(f): 6:07pm On Mar 07, 2019
LuciferSaviour:
Look at that hungry Nairaland feminist olosho salivating & stealing glances at him from her empty table hoping he will ask her to follow him home to fvck.



*spits angry
Seer.
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by Evebeautyworld2: 6:08pm On Mar 07, 2019
Shibaraba:
I swear this guy made sense. No wonder we bear the same name. My exact thinking. Life fvucking goes on.

Last year when the Benz craze started I got myself one. Me and my niggas always balling. Club to club. Spend like mad. One of them is a hypeman. One night while we were returning from the club they asked me to drop them at home. Normally I dont but see begs. They live two stops away from mine. I sha agree. Imagine I drop these guys come reverse na so I hear gboaaa! All my boot and lights broken. One truck parked behind to buy something. These guys no even alert me. Besides it was night and no light plus the truck blended with the night. Anyhow I came down say make I explain to the already fuming driver. My guys just tell the man oga no vex and they left. I was like una go leave me for here? They were like we no be mechanic na. You be oga handle am.
My eyes open like Saul own.
As in I'm on my own.
I just said goodnight and sorted things.
Next day I made sure it was fixed and we met at the club again.
Them come dey apologize still order wines as usual.
When I kpef reach I just pay my own bottle waka.
As dem sort their own e no concern me.
And I'm sure they will be embarrassed because them.no get,them be owo epo.
Bottom line I learnt.
Live for yourself
Make yourself happy
You won't regret it.
Best thought so far
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by baike: 6:09pm On Mar 07, 2019
too much weeed no good
see as this one turn him self to...... someone from mars
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by Rejoice006(f): 6:10pm On Mar 07, 2019
LuciferSaviour:
Look at that hungry Nairaland feminist olosho salivating & stealing glances at him from her empty table hoping he will ask her to follow him home to fvck.



*spits angry
You harsh o grin
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by Nobody: 6:12pm On Mar 07, 2019
dude is spot-on!... it's all man for himself!

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Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by Fidelismaria: 6:13pm On Mar 07, 2019
Hoeloshoe hoeloriburuku dey salivate for pics

She dey find maga wey go pay her bleaching cream money

Farm tool

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Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by CheapDataGuy: 6:15pm On Mar 07, 2019
Those farm tools u were using as ur bleep slaves will remember you man
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by bjjose: 6:17pm On Mar 07, 2019
Who still be this one.
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by clemj2020(f): 6:17pm On Mar 07, 2019
Some people go say dis guy dey depressed
















Just be happy with yourself
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by akdjr(m): 6:18pm On Mar 07, 2019
That is friends for you. True friends are like stars, you can only see them when in the dark. quote author=Shibaraba post=76435962]I swear this guy made sense. No wonder we bear the same name. My exact thinking. Life fvucking goes on.

Last year when the Benz craze started I got myself one. Me and my niggas always balling. Club to club. Spend like mad. One of them is a hypeman. One night while we were returning from the club they asked me to drop them at home. Normally I dont but see begs. They live two stops away from mine. I sha agree. Imagine I drop these guys come reverse na so I hear gboaaa! All my boot and lights broken. One truck parked behind to buy something. These guys no even alert me. Besides it was night and no light plus the truck blended with the night. Anyhow I came down say make I explain to the already fuming driver. My guys just tell the man oga no vex and they left. I was like una go leave me for here? They were like we no be mechanic na. You be oga handle am.
My eyes open like Saul own.
As in I'm on my own.
I just said goodnight and sorted things.
Next day I made sure it was fixed and we met at the club again.
Them come dey apologize still order wines as usual.
When I kpef reach I just pay my own bottle waka.
As dem sort their own e no concern me.
And I'm sure they will be embarrassed because them.no get,them be owo epo.
Bottom line I learnt.
Live for yourself
Make yourself happy
You won't regret it.[/quote]
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by jnoz23(m): 6:24pm On Mar 07, 2019
DAT GAL THO! THOTIANA
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by Trippledee(m): 6:25pm On Mar 07, 2019
That's why life is useless because we all gonna die

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Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by princeade86(m): 6:26pm On Mar 07, 2019
LuciferSaviour:
Look at that hungry Nairaland feminist olosho salivating & stealing glances at him from her empty table hoping he will ask her to follow him home to fvck.



*spits angry
i swear u read my mind. she is waiting for mike to just call her. she will ans sharp sharp. Lol.
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by EmekaBlue(m): 6:27pm On Mar 07, 2019
Word

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Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by Nobody: 6:31pm On Mar 07, 2019
LuciferSaviour:
Look at that hungry Nairaland feminist olosho salivating & stealing glances at him from her empty table hoping he will ask her to follow him home to fvck.



*spits angry
grin
LuciferSaviour:
Look at that hungry Nairaland feminist olosho salivating & stealing glances at him from her empty table hoping he will ask her to follow him home to fvck.



*spits angry

Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by nelsonoba: 6:32pm On Mar 07, 2019
Shibaraba:
I swear this guy made sense. No wonder we bear the same name. My exact thinking. Life fvucking goes on.

Last year when the Benz craze started I got myself one. Me and my niggas always balling. Club to club. Spend like mad. One of them is a hypeman. One night while we were returning from the club they asked me to drop them at home. Normally I dont but see begs. They live two stops away from mine. I sha agree. Imagine I drop these guys come reverse na so I hear gboaaa! All my boot and lights broken. One truck parked behind to buy something. These guys no even alert me. Besides it was night and no light plus the truck blended with the night. Anyhow I came down say make I explain to the already fuming driver. My guys just tell the man oga no vex and they left. I was like una go leave me for here? They were like we no be mechanic na. You be oga handle am.
My eyes open like Saul own.
As in I'm on my own.
I just said goodnight and sorted things.
Next day I made sure it was fixed and we met at the club again.
Them come dey apologize still order wines as usual.
When I kpef reach I just pay my own bottle waka.
As dem sort their own e no concern me.
And I'm sure they will be embarrassed because them.no get,them be owo epo.
Bottom line I learnt.
Live for yourself
Make yourself happy
You won't regret it.

Guy, I have experienced very similar things with people I "trusted" many times including people I've helped, but still it doesn't make me believe all human beings are like that. Maybe 95% of human beings are like that, but it can never be 100% of human beings because YOU CANNOT BE A GENUINE CHRISTIAN AND TREAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT. This is why I have come to learn that only people who GENUINELY love Christ can love you under all conditions. And I don't mean the average hypocrites we have parading in many churches as Christians. That somebody answers pastor does not make him/her a GENUINE Christian. It comes from an inward transformation of a person's character based on the person's deep understanding of God. People in church have duped me before, but at the same time I have still met a few other genuine Christians in church that have done a lot for me, including what my own father wouldn't do for me. Bottom line is this: Never put your trust/hope in man, put your trust in God and follow Christ GENUINELY, and one day you will attract like-minded people who understand what it means to love your neighbour as yourself.

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Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by jrusky(m): 6:32pm On Mar 07, 2019
Ok pretty Mike or Ugly Mike we've heard you.
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by Kentuforchrist(m): 6:34pm On Mar 07, 2019
That girl be like see fine boi[code][/code]
kiss
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by Nobody: 6:34pm On Mar 07, 2019
Biingoo:
Hahahaha that's how they behave ooh! And na only bottle water dem dey order dey eye guys wey dey ball. I don see them tire



Lefulefu come and see ooh
see as d babe jus dey use corner of her eye dey view preety mike. Lots of things dey go thru her mind right nowcheesy
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by Biingoo: 6:42pm On Mar 07, 2019
lefulefu:
see as d babe jus dey use corner of her eye dey view preety mike. Lots of things dey go thru her mind right nowcheesy
Naso I invite to come join my table some time ago. This babe ordered for andre rose wey dem dey sell 10k for the club on top my head while Me wey invite dey drink smirnoff ice of 5h... This same girl has only bottle water on her table before I invited her to join me. You dey see how heartless these girls are Since then na every man for himself. If you like, look me sote even show me bleaze I no go invite you come my table. Man don wise up

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Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by Gentleziggy(m): 6:46pm On Mar 07, 2019
LuciferSaviour:
Look at that hungry Nairaland feminist olosho salivating & stealing glances at him from her empty table hoping he will ask her to follow him home to fvck.



*spits angry
grin grin grin grin grin u are a very good observer
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by toprealman: 6:46pm On Mar 07, 2019
Shibaraba:
I swear this guy made sense. No wonder we bear the same name. My exact thinking. Life fvucking goes on.

Last year when the Benz craze started I got myself one. Me and my niggas always balling. Club to club. Spend like mad. One of them is a hypeman. One night while we were returning from the club they asked me to drop them at home. Normally I dont but see begs. They live two stops away from mine. I sha agree. Imagine I drop these guys come reverse na so I hear gboaaa! All my boot and lights broken. One truck parked behind to buy something. These guys no even alert me. Besides it was night and no light plus the truck blended with the night. Anyhow I came down say make I explain to the already fuming driver. My guys just tell the man oga no vex and they left. I was like una go leave me for here? They were like we no be mechanic na. You be oga handle am.
My eyes open like Saul own.
As in I'm on my own.
I just said goodnight and sorted things.
Next day I made sure it was fixed and we met at the club again.
Them come dey apologize still order wines as usual.
When I kpef reach I just pay my own bottle waka.
As dem sort their own e no concern me.
And I'm sure they will be embarrassed because them.no get,them be owo epo.
Bottom line I learnt.
Live for yourself
Make yourself happy
You won't regret it.
You need to step into maturity. You've not learnt anything yet.

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Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by Gentleziggy(m): 6:49pm On Mar 07, 2019
Talking like an unbelievers who will say let us eat n drink n b Merry, tomorrow we might as well die

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Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by systemz(m): 6:55pm On Mar 07, 2019
Sure talk bro.
Re: Pretty Mike: "If I Die Today, I Die Alone, What Family Owes Me Is To Mourn" by nifemi25(m): 6:59pm On Mar 07, 2019
Shibaraba:
I swear this guy made sense. No wonder we bear the same name. My exact thinking. Life fvucking goes on.

Last year when the Benz craze started I got myself one. Me and my niggas always balling. Club to club. Spend like mad. One of them is a hypeman. One night while we were returning from the club they asked me to drop them at home. Normally I dont but see begs. They live two stops away from mine. I sha agree. Imagine I drop these guys come reverse na so I hear gboaaa! All my boot and lights broken. One truck parked behind to buy something. These guys no even alert me. Besides it was night and no light plus the truck blended with the night. Anyhow I came down say make I explain to the already fuming driver. My guys just tell the man oga no vex and they left. I was like una go leave me for here? They were like we no be mechanic na. You be oga handle am.
My eyes open like Saul own.
As in I'm on my own.
I just said goodnight and sorted things.
Next day I made sure it was fixed and we met at the club again.
Them come dey apologize still order wines as usual.
When I kpef reach I just pay my own bottle waka.
As dem sort their own e no concern me.
And I'm sure they will be embarrassed because them.no get,them be owo epo.
Bottom line I learnt.
Live for yourself
Make yourself happy
You won't regret it.



Na true you talk baba. Imagine my friend taking my car to school for like 2 weeks. We dey chill together, spend my own hard earn money together. Could you believe i had a problem with my car and i was really broke them. To the extend i had to park my car for like 2 months.. This my guy later bought his car. There was this very day we were coming from the club and my guy said i should take uber that he wanted to drop his girlfriend for her house. Since then i know the kind of friend i keep.

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