Two morons who were tired of the Indian parliament conspired and decided to blow it up. They took two briefcases containing explosive devices to their car, put one on the dashboard and threw one on the back seat of the car. Immediately they started their journey, the slowpoke who was sitting on the passenger's seat switched on the time bomb. This action startled the driving slowpoke and he asked, "why did you switch on that bomb in the car, what if it explodes on the way before we reach the parliament"? The other slowpoke replied,"fool, even if it explodes before we get to the parliament there's no problem, have you forgotten there's a spare bomb on the back seat of the car"?!