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Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 5:21pm On Mar 15
Ann2012
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Ann2012(f): 9:08am On Mar 16
Wadewaltz:
Ann2012

Present
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 10:22am On Mar 16
Many clangers.First he was suppose to make it look like a robbery but he had snatched nothing from the dead man,he was suppose to kill only a single guy but he killed two.He turned his body around the couch in sleepless discomfort then he felt something on his back pocket,his music book.He stood up,removed the music book from his pocket then fell to the couch.It waslike the music book was the thing holding back sleep from him as he fell deep into slumber after removing it from his back pocket.Little did he know that his customized music pen,a little birthday gift he gave to himself,with his stage name "Jigga" printed on it,was missing.

Jide woke up the next morning to the sweet smell of fried eggs,someone was cooking,Clement was cooking.He wondered why the guy was still at home by this time.No need to check the time becuase he knew he always wakes up at minutes after 12 and Clement leaves the house by 8am everyday,even sundays.To stop his thoughts wandering,Clement came out from the kitchen with a plate.....
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 10:36am On Mar 16
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Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 10:38am On Mar 16
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Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 4:03pm On Mar 16
Full of egg with a loaf of bread on his other hand

"Want a bit?"he asked,not even bothering to look at Jide as he walked past to the adjacent couch.

"Seems like you had a long studio session"Clement said,this time looking at Jide,hoping he had striked the right chord to start a converstion with Jide.As usual Jide said nothing,he just took a part from the loaf of bread on the table and some eggs close-by,placed it in his mouth and chewed on in silence.Clement hated this guy now but what can he do,Jide says a word about his past and he would be executed without any investigation.He clearly remembers the press-conference where the dictator made the decree in his presence and that of other journalists,He clearly remembered the words

"Hang by the neck untill dead".He didnt want to die.

"Why are you still at home?"Jide asked,almost spilling splinters of fried eggs from his mouth.

"Well,I toke a day-off and I wanted to......"Clement stopped when he saw the look on Jide's face,he had said more than enough....
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 4:14pm On Mar 16
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Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 4:31pm On Mar 16
"What is the time?"Jide asked,most times he barely went pass a sentence.

"1:45"Clement said,wondering why Jide at his age could still not tell the time on the analog clock knailed on the wall,above the flat-screen television.It was a nice bachelor's house that the owner didn't enjoy.

Jide stood up hurriedly and got up to get himself dressed.He was late.He quickly wore his shirt and jean trousers hurridly and in the same way,left the house.Clement could have called him back to atleast brush his teeth,comb his hair or wash his face but he was happy to see his tormentor go.He wished Jide could go forever.

At the states hospital,Wadewaltz was re-cuperating from the gun-shot to his shoulder,he was okay and alive.Already the half of the country thought he was dead and he wanted it to stay that way for now to put the country into controversy about his death thereby extending his time in power while the people debated the realism of his death.To ensure this was kept a secret,he already informed his most.....
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 4:37pm On Mar 16
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Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by sosa993(f): 7:00pm On Mar 16
Wadewaltz:
Don't worry peeps,it is an interestin story to be anxious about



Hmm.... I went into exile to. Sitting tight for this one cheesy
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by okafor200(m): 8:54pm On Mar 16
Ann2012:


Present

ann2012 my sweet baby,
been thinking abt you all this while sweety,

baba olowo
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 9:02pm On Mar 16
sosa993:



Hmm.... I went into exile to. Sitting tight for this one cheesy
cheesy
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 9:04pm On Mar 16
okafor200:

ann2012 my sweet baby, been thinking abt you all this while sweety,
baba olowo
Think about the books you sell at the bus-stop and leave the donna alone
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 9:05pm On Mar 16
okafor200:

ann2012 my sweet baby, been thinking abt you all this while sweety,
baba olowo
Think about the books you sell at the bus-stop and leave the donna alone
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 9:08pm On Mar 16
okafor200:


see come wadewaltz abi wetin be your strange name self,

as I do teeth so like goat meat make never done finish so,
na my type dem dey hang ontop tree dey help village people dem dey do security abi watchman.

See your name self wadewaltz!!!
Like wetin dem dey use swear for me,

why you dey mention my name for here like say i dey hold you money before?

See come no yab you ooo,
as I carry neck so like aligator pepper madman use cook soup.

No I for continue your former life na why you change?
Anyways that one no consine me,

see come wadewaltz you know say I for sweet to yab more for here,

as I do face so like strange cotonue beggers dem,

Baba olowo
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 9:14pm On Mar 16
okafor200:


see come wadewaltz as you do face so like madman face cap so,

wetin be your problem here self?
You still dey open this your mouth talk again abi after rejecting to be king of troll abi wetin you dey call am self,

no make me continue to dey yab you ooo,
so better respect yourself here or else i kick your butts here for you,

baba olowo
Emeka I am not ready to do this with you here,how about you give me your location for old traditional fisticuff,hope your lungs can take this smoke,for now I am reporting your ass for trolling and derailing of my thread
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 9:21pm On Mar 16
okafor200:


see come wadewaltz,
as you do face so like juju pot so,
why you twist my yabbing for here like say na myself i dey talk to so?

See come as you take twist this thing upside down so like person make get K leg,
na thunder go fire and arrange that your ugly butthole for you for there,

na your type dem dey arrange face go rape person fowl,
as you do teeth so like back of kettle,

baba olowo
Divepen1 please can I have this guys comments deleted from the thread
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 9:27pm On Mar 16
okafor200:

see come wadewaltz, as I do face so like juju pot so, why I twist my yabbing for here like say na myself i dey talk to so?
See come as I take twist this thing upside down so like person make get K leg, na thunder go fire and arrange that my ugly butthole for ne for here,
na my type dem dey arrange face go rape person fowl, as I do teeth so like back of kettle,
baba olowo
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 9:29pm On Mar 16
okafor200:

crybaby wadewaltz thats what you can always do, to keep on reporting like a fool anyways for your life no ever mention my name again,
baba olowo
Okafor200 where is 300? grin
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 9:48pm On Mar 16
Reliable secret service agent to assasinate all the doctors and nurses there as soon as he gets well Then to back it up,he asked another secret agent to assasinate the first agent.

"Sir,I received a call from Divepen1"Anne said,Anne was the closest person to Wadewaltz,she was working as his secretary,they once had plans to get married but everything fell apart when he discovered that she couldn't get pregnant.It ruined everything,then at the same he got another woman pregnant and that was the straw that broke the Camel's back.She was the only one in the country he wouldn't kill.He still had feelings for her and she too,for him.She kept herself waiting for the day Wadewaltz would run back to her despite the fact that she has gone past the age of marriage.Anne knew about all the killing spree of Wadewaltz but her loyalty to him was one borne out of love for the man on the bed,with Plasters on his shoulders.

"He wanted to know about you,dead or alive"she muttered the last word as she caught him staring deep...
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Jcole1985(m): 9:59pm On Mar 16
Okafor200 be tripping like a whiteboy when Lil wade challenged him to fisticuff,come on!,Okafor200,have some balls!
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Eberechi24(f): 1:38am On Mar 17
Wadewaltz:
March 14,2019

*In Muhammadu Buhari's Voice*

Good day my fellow Literaturelanders,

This is the Commander-in-chief of The Undemocratic Republic of Trolling,The Lord-over-all of all Trolls home and abroad.This is to inform all and sundry that I am back,not as a troll,not as butt but as a man who has discovered what opportunity can be when lost.

For a long while,I have been forced into Literary exile but as a true Troll leader I chose to see it as a Sabbatical.I have realized my mistakes,so right now,I step down from the position of The lord-over-all of The Undemocratic Republic of Troll .Aswell,I renounce my citizenship from Troll and my right thereof,the war between myself and our esteemed Moderator-in-Chief,Divepen1 have been put to armistice.The war is over.

Everyone should be calm,as we stick to status quo,All protocol must be observed.

SIGNED:
Wadewaltz,Gcfr

Cc

Divepen1

Lightqueen

Eberechi24

I am following if you promised to be useful.
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 7:33am On Mar 17
Eberechi24:
I am following if you promised to be useful.
I wasn't expecting a pleasant comment from you anyway angry
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Ann2012(f): 7:49am On Mar 17
okafor200:


ann2012 my sweet baby,
been thinking abt you all this while sweety,

baba olowo

Baba Olowo, long time
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 7:55am On Mar 17
Into her eyes.

"Delay the answer to him"Wadewaltz said still staring Deep into her eyes,searching deep into her heart if she would forgive him.

"How do......"She stopped on her track as she realizes that it will only extend her time standing with Wadewaltz so she just said "okay" then exited the room,praying He doesn't call her back.

When she was outside,she took a deep breath.For a lady of 41 and a man of 44,they were both acting like teenagers.

"That was awkward"she muttered to herself as she walked down to the golf cart waiting outside the states hospital to take her to the office.The office was just a stone-throw from the hospital inside the presidential villa.

It was a pub,dimly lit that will make you think it was dark outside even when it is sunny.Jide have been waiting for some few minutes now.They both agreed on 1:30 and this is already 2:05.

"And I thought I was late"he said watching the iceberg inside his vodka-filled cup before pouring it all into his mouth.He was on his fourth round.........
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 7:57am On Mar 17
Ann2012:

Baba Olowo, long time
Leave that guy to cool-off behind his ban
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 12:43pm On Mar 17
of Vodka and was getting a little tipsy.He paid the bar-man his bills and was about to go when the bar-man tapped him.He turned around and the bar-man was staring at him

"Gaddammit,you said my bill was 500comments,I gave you that shiit already"Jide said already building up with rage,ready to knock the bar-man unconscious if he says anything stupid.The bar-man just kept quiet and toke his eyes from Jide to the table where there was a package.Jide followed his gaze and found the package.Instinctively,he understood at once.He grabbed the package and felt the content inside,money.The package wasn't on the table before so how did it appear there?,well,there was nothing too strange in the underworld of crime.

After grabbing the package he dissappeared from the pub,he was never coming back to the place for safety reasons.His job was done and he was done with crime.There was a man at the pub that always gave assignments to assasins in-need of a job,he applied and he got this.He knew the man at the pub was just an..
Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 12:50pm On Mar 17
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