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Some Occupation U Would'nt Believe They Exist... by ecosystm(m): 12:15am On Mar 15
* Armpit sniffers for deodorant companies.

* Barnyard Masturbators. Collects sperm for research or artificial insemination.

* Bed Warmers. Hotel employees that roll around in a guest’s bed to warm it up for them.

* Iceberg Movers. Moving icebergs from shipping lanes.

* Professional Sleeper. Test out pillows, beds, sleep aid medication, and other poo.

* Professional Mourners. These fools are paid to cry at funerals.

* Professional Paint Watcher. Watches paint dry to gauge curing times.

* Dog Food Taster. This fool taste tests and smells dog food.

* Rental Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Father/Mother/Brother/Sister/Family. This fool(s) will give you the love and acceptance you didn’t get from your blood relatives.


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Re: Some Occupation U Would'nt Believe They Exist... by shikshark: 3:06am On Mar 15
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