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Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:15am On Mar 17, 2019
you wake up with vagina and a womb one day and you were told that it would be attached for 1 year, what would be your body count in that year?
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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:18am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
you wake up with vagina and a womb one day and you were told that it would be attached for 1 year, what would be your body count in that year?
Lefulefu
Donstan18
Earthsync
Luciferredeemed
Bomasek
Ubunja
Zinolyonlinehelp
Fucktoto
Eatpussy
Airforce1

Na suicide las las. God forbid angry

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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:21am On Mar 17, 2019
petrusky:


Na suicide las las. God forbid angry
imagine having periods monthly, how will you use vaselin? cheesy

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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:22am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
imagine having periods monthly, how will you use vaselin? cheesy

my sister no be small thing O.

Periods, pregnancy, menopause etc - Women una dey try sha, una strong
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:25am On Mar 17, 2019
petrusky:


my sister no be small thing O.

Periods, pregnancy, menopause etc - Women una dey try sha, una strong
free dat one. Imagine another man doing the deed on you grin grin grin

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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by elonize(m): 7:26am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
you wake up with vagina and a womb one day and you were told that it would be attached for 1 year, what would be your body count in that year?
Lefulefu
Donstan18
Earthsync
Luciferredeemed
Bomasek
Ubunja
Zinolyonlinehelp
Fucktoto
Boxer007
Wetdick
Elonize
Eatpussy
Airforce1
so r u telling me today is freaky Friday ehn, cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
it will be der until I figure how it came n look for solutions

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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:28am On Mar 17, 2019
elonize:
so r u telling me today is freaky Friday ehn, cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
it will be der until I figure how it came n look for solutions
you wont try and understand the innerworkings of a woman? Or if the claim that women enjoy sex more than men is true? cool cheesy
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by elonize(m): 7:31am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
you wont try and understand the innerworkings of a woman? cool cheesy
hahahahahahahahahahaha,I already know d inner workings of a woman,some of it sha wen period reach,if I mess,d period go end grin grin grin
today is not Sunday,but it's really freaky Friday
am in funmisticqueen badyyy cheesy wink cheesy cheesy smiley
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by elonize(m): 7:32am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
free dat one. Imagine another man doing the deed on you grin grin grin
so its now vegenge cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
now I c ur plan
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:33am On Mar 17, 2019
elonize:
hahahahahahahahahahaha,I already know d inner workings of a woman,some of it sha wen period reach,if I mess,d period go end grin grin grin
today is not Sunday,but it's really freaky Friday
am in funmisticqueen badyyy cheesy wink cheesy cheesy smiley
loollll
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by internationalman(m): 7:36am On Mar 17, 2019
Don't be surprised that most of them who are quick to tag ladies LovePeddler would get pregnant and give birth before that one year runs out..

All I'm saying is that if you have more than one sex partner, you would've been a LovePeddler too if you were a female.

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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by elonize(m): 7:37am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
you wont try and understand the innerworkings of a woman? Or if the claim that women enjoy sex more than men is true? cool cheesy
I know ur plan o ooo,
once d tin apen,u go cm get my dick,n u go cm go enlarge am n try to use am on me to do table style
hahahahhahahahahaha,I don catch uuuuu
sorry u nogo c me,I go run go village
#freaky friday grin
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:39am On Mar 17, 2019
elonize:
I know ur plan o ooo,
once d tin apen,u go cm get my dick,n u go cm go enlarge am n try to use am on me to do table style
hahahahhahahahahaha,I don catch uuuuu
sorry u nogo c me,I go run go village
#freaky friday grin
what of anal? Or doggy. Yes. Doggy

Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by DanDeeBoss(m): 7:40am On Mar 17, 2019
OMG... Periods!!! embarassedembarassed but then my body count would be 10 per month
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:41am On Mar 17, 2019
I will be a virgin wink

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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:42am On Mar 17, 2019
wetdick:
I will be a virgin
noooo. Pray someone doesn't rape you o.
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:47am On Mar 17, 2019
internationalman:
Don't be surprised that most of them who are quick to tag ladies LovePeddler would get pregnant and give birth before that one year runs out..

All I'm saying is that if you have more than one sex partner, you would've been a LovePeddler too if you were a female.
true

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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:48am On Mar 17, 2019
DanDeeBoss:
OMG... Periods!!! embarassedembarassed but then my body count would be 10 per month
for free?
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by DanDeeBoss(m): 7:51am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
for free?
I'll get a partner
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:54am On Mar 17, 2019
DanDeeBoss:
I'll get a partner
hmmm.
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:56am On Mar 17, 2019
I wake up with a vagina and a womb?shocked. Omo i will jus jump inside oceancheesy. Biko i prefer being a man ooo.aghh i cant go through all those tinzs dat women go through.
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by elonize(m): 7:56am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
what of anal? Or doggy. Yes. Doggy
hahahahhahahaha but u said u don't like anal n.a.
shocked sad
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:57am On Mar 17, 2019
elonize:
hahahahhahahaha but u said u don't like anal n.a.
shocked sad
doesn't mean I can't try it on someone else, isn't that what strapons are for
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by DanDeeBoss(m): 7:58am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
hmmm.
grin Don't think outside the box....grin
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 8:00am On Mar 17, 2019
lefulefu:
I wake up with a vagina and a womb?shocked. Omo i will jus jump inside oceancheesy. Biko i prefer being a man ooo.aghh i cant go through all those tinzs dat women go through.
it isn't that ominous, what is the worst that can happen? For you, I will throw in the ukwu you love so much. Lefulefu with the booty o.

Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 8:01am On Mar 17, 2019
DanDeeBoss:
grin Don't think outside the box....grin
no homo.
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 8:04am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
it isn't that ominous, what is the worst that can happen? For you, I will throw in the ukwu you love so much. Lefulefu with the booty o.
not my portion abegcheesy.. Na only for nightmare e dey happencheesy
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Crossbow(m): 8:05am On Mar 17, 2019
I will buy a rope, the rest is history..
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by lincsnuel: 8:05am On Mar 17, 2019
I will make sure I maintain my virginity! I can't imagine another guy on top me... Taaa, he no reach
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 8:06am On Mar 17, 2019
lefulefu:
not my portion abegcheesy.. Na only for nightmare e dey happencheesy
so you no want ukwu
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 8:07am On Mar 17, 2019
lincsnuel:
I will make sure I maintain my virginity! I can't imagine another guy on top me... Taaa, he no reach
who said you will be a virgin
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by bomasek(m): 8:12am On Mar 17, 2019
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