I discovered a letter written by one of the maths students to a girl at a secondary school. Here is what the guy wrote…

Dear Cynthia, with reference to the syllabus of my feelings, I want to prove that the locus of my point is directly proportional to your heart.
On seeing you, I feel like a triangle with only 2 angles, the third one being you.
At times I feel like a circle without a circumference and a tangent without a gradient.
We are like two simultaneous equations without solutions.
You never seem to notice that I am a point lying at your linear equation.
Your smile make my mind rotate 360 degrees anticlockwise and applying a translation, I finally get your image.
You are factors of a quadratic equation but still feel two disjoint sets.
You are the hypotenuse of my right angled triangle and on using either sine or cosine, we can obtain a real solution.
I tried to deal with you on a calculator version but the probability of success is very low.
My letter consists of only one section to be answered without a calculator and the answer is to be given “Yes” in three significant figures.
My life without you is like coordinates of a quadratic turning point.
My love for you is infinite like the graph of Tan 90 and Tan 270 degrees.

By: Nwaikuku on https://www.inspireaders.com/mathematical-love-letter/