Back then, as a growing but naive kid; I was
told several lies, either in stories or in reality. I
did not only believe in them, but also
practicalised the practicable. I know you have
similar experiences. I will write few of those fables I can remember.

1. Anytime I successfully place a calabash with
the the bottom facing up in a moving whirlwind. it instantly turns into a bush baby. I have since bursted Maale's 5 calabashes.

2. Once any of my milk tooth drops/falls off, I
shouldn't allow lizard see it, else a new one will
not sprout. I should either bury it, or throw it on
the rooftop. Sun for don roast my plenty teeth by now.

3. Anytime I wave or beckon at a flying white
egret repeatedly, while singing a song (Egret,
give me white, I give you red). My finger nails
will instantly turn white. Uptil now my nails never white ooo. in fact, they are even turning black.

4. After slaughtering a duck; if I could cut off the
head and tie it inside a leather for a week, it
turns into a snake. My room stink pieces, no snake.

5. Anytime I eat the head, especially the brain
of any animal (esp chicken) while eating meat; I
become extremely brilliant and sharp in school. I eat brain vomit, I still no carry first position.

6. White man's poo (faeces) tastes like egusi
soup. I never see oyibo poo for outside sha. I for taste am.

7. Sugar ant (sugar loving ant), if well
nurtured and given enough sugar, could
transform into a lion after one month. (I tried this
particular one, several times after stealing
mumsy's sugar, but didn't work...They died of suffocation in a nylon bag). My friends got tired of waiting for our lion.

8. My uncle once called us ( my siblings and I ),
after lunch was served. Told us to kneel down
and place our dishes (with food inside) on our
heads before eating, so he could pray for us. He
said to us, if after the prayers, anyone sees his/
her meat inside, then it means God hasn't
answered our prayers. That's what he does
anytime he wants to eat free meat. I once cried that God didn't carry my meat...I go do am for him children sha.

9. If a girl doesn't love me; and I love her so
much. I should get the head of an agama lizard,
sun- dry it, and grind into powder. Any where
the girl urinates (must be outside), I should
apply on that spot (must be on the ground).
She will come begging me for love after 24hrs.
Lol... I wait tire.

10. Any one who summons the courage to fight with a bush baby in the evil forest and succeed in making its back to touch the ground. That person will be stinkingly rich. I dey craaze?

Do You Have any?

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