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As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Guest007(f): 12:49am On Mar 23
huthmanadam:
The question should be "As a child, how did u think women gave birth?"... Trust me, u don't wanna know how I tot women gave birth when I was younger... grin grin

grin

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by bugggg: 12:51am On Mar 23
From mouth

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by justiniyke29(m): 12:57am On Mar 23
When I was in jss3 I disgraced my entire lineage, by saying in class that women gave birth through their stomach ( because that was what my mum and AUNT told me). I can still hear the laughter and picture the look of surprise on classmates faces. In fact, they nicknamed me " gateway" because I said a gate open on the navel.

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by luvyaself95: 1:21am On Mar 23
justiniyke29:
When I was in jss3 I disgraced my entire lineage, by saying in class that women gave birth through their stomach ( because that was what my mum and AUNT told me). I can still hear the laughter and picture the look of surprise on classmates faces. In fact, they nicknamed me " gateway" because I said a gate open on the navel.
Honestly you're damn funny, but as a kid then you sabi think wella...

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by sconp: 1:38am On Mar 23
justiniyke29:
When I was in jss3 I disgraced my entire lineage, by saying in class that women gave birth through their stomach ( because that was what my mum and AUNT told me). I can still hear the laughter and picture the look of surprise on classmates faces. In fact, they nicknamed me " gateway" because I said a gate open on the navel.

Baba you're not the only one o, I thought it was through the stomach too. In fact, when I was much younger I didn't know there was a process (sex) through which procreation occurred, I used to assume it was God that'll put the children in the woman's belly at his own appointed time.

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by EdiAbali: 2:32am On Mar 23
I thought it's from the Anus.

I didn't know until my JSS when I read it from Integrated Science Key Points by myself and still doubted it because I thought it's impossible

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by stupidity: 5:38am On Mar 23
At age 4 and my sister age 6 when she’s going to the toilet(pit toilet), she’ll ask me to follow her so I can help watch when she’s pooping to check if baby will fall out of her anus. Na grandma lie for her say na anus baby Dey come from. That’s what got her scared and always beg me to watch her poop to see if baby will fall out.

Crazy and weird.

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by mikejj(m): 6:18am On Mar 23
grin me I didn't even know it was only women that give birth then .i thought it was both men and women..how I don't know

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by OkaNaUbe(m): 6:32am On Mar 23
I thought, what did I think sef?


Anyway, a lot of information is classified by parents but school and mostly peers and personal experiences declassifies such pieces of information.

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Auladimeji2: 6:36am On Mar 23
I thought it's from the anus because then I can't imagine that the vag1na could be widen by anything

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by dollytino4real(f): 6:55am On Mar 23
dis is so funny! I tout dey vomit it thru the mouth, because dat was the only place dat was open in the body

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by cindybaby22(f): 7:02am On Mar 23
dollytino4real:
dis is so funny! I tout dey vomit it thru the mouth, because dat was the only place dat was open in the body
Lol
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by ThothHermes: 7:47am On Mar 23
Argument ensued in primary school class one day and everyone was just saying different things. I wasn't sure so I went home to ask my mum. She told me it was from the head.
Did not even think she could be telling something untrue. Went to school the next day and announced my new discovery.
Everyone was just looking at me like a mumu. Mind you na me dey carry first for the class so I was expected to know. Whenever I remember that confusion wey my mama put me I just dey laugh.

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by SaucyBenks(m): 8:25am On Mar 23
dollytino4real:
dis is so funny! I tout dey vomit it thru the mouth, because dat was the only place dat was open in the body
but now you know there are many open places in the body shey, even in between the breasts, it is open grin grin

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by kingxsamz(m): 10:09am On Mar 23
I used to think they only give birth when they have accident, pregnant or not.

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by DonroxyII: 10:32am On Mar 23
Guest007:


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From Anus .....

I was cleared when I argued it publicly at age 15/16 ... I thought Vagina was meant for Pissing n fvcking while Anus for sh.it and baby....
My fellow niggas use me laugh no be play ... na one elder Aunty clear my doubt cause I still dey argue and dey raise voice pass my guys wey dey correct me grin grin grin

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by chenzen(m): 11:07am On Mar 23
@ 5 l knew a woman pushes a big head from there.

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by JJOF(m): 11:47am On Mar 23
I thought it was anus, i even confidently argued about it. SMH

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by justiniyke29(m): 12:42pm On Mar 23
luvyaself95:
Honestly you're damn funny, but as a kid then you sabi think wella...
it wasn't funny oo, I felt embarrassed for days. the worst part was that I was still arguing that I was correct, because in my mind my mom can't lie to me.

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by princfred(m): 12:53pm On Mar 23
dollytino4real:
dis is so funny! I tout dey vomit it thru the mouth, because dat was the only place dat was open in the body
lol you are soo funny.
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by sparkle7: 12:54pm On Mar 23
From the bum bum. That was what mama told me o. And i lived by that till my 16th year. Still remember the time I asked that question in Biology class in SSS3. And all girls and dudes come dey laugh. I was seriously standing my grounds with our fine biology teacher, erupting more laughter. She explained and explained but i stuck to my guns. I even stretch neck on top the matter that my biology teacher gave up. Funny I was regarded as brilliant but the brilliance no reach girl matter. Until i watched some child delivery films. Was so shocked thinking that ladies give birth through the urethra. I was even planning of using surgery if my wify wants to deliver. Since i know how painful deliverying from the urethra sounds. So naive of me! And i thought i know something. Na later last 2 years i just grab the truth o. My mum have some explaining to do.
Imagine for ss3 wey Boys don wise, i come dey carry last. I stretch neck for that matter for many months with my dude them. I even thought that se.x was by touching a girl. Na why i fear to touch girls through out secondary school. Mummy no try at all.

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by SmellySperm(m): 1:00pm On Mar 23
mikejj:
grin me I didn't even know it was only women that give birth then .i thought it was both men and women..how I don't know

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by SmellySperm(m): 1:01pm On Mar 23
here to read funny comments...

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Biglittlelois(f): 1:05pm On Mar 23
I use to think the couple will just pray to God for a child, it will appear inside the stomach, after nine months they'll go somewhere to pray, like a vigil or something, then the baby dissappear from the stomach to the mum's hand, we were very churchy churchy while growing up. I didn't even know man and woman have to do something to have a baby till I was in the University, lol.

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by Pruwa(f): 1:08pm On Mar 23
The comments just made my day
Hahahahahahaha
For me I always thought it was the anus

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by sparkle7: 1:16pm On Mar 23
Pruwa:
The comments just made my day Hahahahahahaha For me I always thought it was the anus
lol When did you later find out the truth?
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by sparkle7: 1:23pm On Mar 23
Biglittlelois:
I use to think the couple will just pray to God for a child, it will appear inside the stomach, after nine months they'll go somewhere to pray, like a vigil or something, then the baby dissappear from the stomach to the mum's hand, we were very churchy churchy while growing up. I didn't even know man and woman have to something to have a baby till I was in the University, lol.
Being too churchy is not too good.
You got to know the good and the evil or else bad people will manipulate your naive mind.
Same reason God showed Adam & Eve the good Trees with good fruits and bad Trees with bad fruit.
So if you chose any then you live by it. Instead of blaming anyone for not telling you.
Sex Education should be Chiseled into every young mind that have come of age.
I dont like all these slangs mum and dad used for Pe.nis or Vagi.na. Which one is Pi Pi? Mum is Pe.nis! Haba!

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by pelicanbeau(f): 1:39pm On Mar 23
It's through the nose, sniff it out and it will appear in your hand

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by luvyaself95: 2:37pm On Mar 23
justiniyke29:
it wasn't funny oo, I felt embarrassed for days. the worst part was that I was still arguing that I was correct, because in my mind my mom can't lie to me.
Abi Na Wetin Small Pikin Know cheesy
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by TessBiwom(f): 2:58pm On Mar 23
I remember arguing that it was from the stomach that the doctors will cut the stomach open and pull out the baby......my mum was just there smiling and see me feeling fly that I was saying something reasonable sef.I wonder what was even going through her mind..
Derailing this thread,while growing up I had this notion in my head that"those beautiful aunty in my neighborhood didn't make use of the toilet"I felt it was unheard of..

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Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by dollytino4real(f): 8:17pm On Mar 23
princfred:
lol you are soo funny.
dis my guy, long time no yabis tins
Re: As A Child, How Did You Think Women Gave Birth? by dollytino4real(f): 8:18pm On Mar 23
SaucyBenks:
but now you know there are many open places in the body shey, even in between the breasts, it is open grin grin
lie, none there

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