I've never been able to understand why mooslims always get so triggered when Moohamad's genius as a comedian is pointed out by non mooslims.

The amazing thing is, moohamad's genius as a comedian was so effortless. He didn't need any training or coaching or apprenticeship of any kind. Comedy flowed out of him the way blood flows out of an ileya ram.

Consider this example:

Muhammad was in the habit of kissing the Black Stone:

It was narrated that ‘Umar (may Allaah be pleased with him) came to the Black Stone and kissed it, then he said: “I know that you are only a stone which can neither bring benefit nor cause harm. Were it not that I had seen the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) kiss you, I would not have kissed you.”

(Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 1520; Muslim, 1720)

Muhammad warned that if muslims do not kiss the black stone, there would be some weird consequences:

It was narrated that Ibn ‘Abbaas said: The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said concerning the Stone: “By Allaah, Allaah will bring it forth on the Day of Resurrection, and it will have two eyes with which it will see and a tongue with which it will speak, and it will testify in favour of those who touched it in sincerity.

Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, 961; Ibn Maajah, 2944

So according to Muhammad, the black stone practices kiss and tell. If you touch and kiss it sincerely, it's going to blab to the whole world about your kissing ability.

For centuries, the Quraysh worshipped the black stone without knowing its true purpose. Only mohammad had the genius to recognise that the the almighty Black Stone is no better than a gossiping girlfriend.

The level of comedic genius needed to come up with jokes like this is virtually unmatched in the annals of human history.

Instead of allowing moohamad to assume his position as the world’s greatest comedian and object of laughter we have allowed our earthbound and limited human intellect to build a wall of silence around he who ought to be the object of our amusement.

The problem is we only see in moohamad what we want to see, instead of what allah wanted us to see.

You see, Allah did not have sense in mind when he sent moohamad to us. If allah had wanted to send us sense, he would have sent an educated scholar and not a self confessed illiterate.

Because of his unschooled and humble antecedents, our beloved moohamad was born with a simple mind.

A mind which was unburdened by the natural analytical tendency of a scholar to question everything.

Is it any wonder that under such conditions, moohamad’s comedic talents were able to flourish without any hindrance?

Sahih Muslim Book 030, Number 5851:

Abu Huraira reported that the Angel of Death was sent to Moses pbuh to inform of his Lord's summons. When he came, he (Moses) boxed him and his eye was knocked out. He (the Angel of Death) came back to the Lord and said: You sent me to a servant. who did not want to die. Allah restored his eye to its proper place (and revived his eyesight), and then said: Go back to him and tell him that if he wants life he must place his hand on the back of an ox, and he would be granted as many years of life as the number of hair covered by his hand.


Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 169:

Narrated Abu Huraira: (The Prophet) Solomon son of (the Prophet) David said, "Tonight I will have sexual relations with one hundred women every one of whom will deliver a male child who will fight in Allah's Cause." On that an Angel said to him, "Say: 'If Allah will.' "But Solomon did not say it and forgot to say it. Then he had sexual relations with them but none of them delivered any child except one who delivered a half person. The Prophet said, "If Solomon had said: 'If Allah will,' Allah would have fulfilled his (above) desire and that saying would have made him more hopeful."


Most mooslims have unfortunately assumed the default position that everyone who laughs at moohamad is mocking him. They refuse to see that laughter is always the fruit born by real comedy and not mockery. Comedy is not the same thing as mockery.

And because of this attitude, humor, which is islam's greatest gift to mankind is being overlooked. And moohamad is at the heart of this gift.

Can you mention any other comedian whose jokes are still being laughed at, over 1,400 years after he cracked them?

Maybe if more people laughed at moohamad, fewer people would feel like vomiting anytime his name is mentioned.

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Hahahaha... Now dis is some funny shit.. Dis thread go soon explode or implode

What about this one? According to moohamad if you masturbate, the hand you are using to masturbate will become pregnant on judgment day

Just as it is unlawful and forbidden to commit sexual intercourse with a strange man or woman, it is likewise forbidden to masturbate.

Unfortunately, this sin has become widespread in this day and age. In some narrations of Hadith there are severe warnings against this sin.

It has been mentioned that the person who masturbates shall be resurrected on the Day of Judgment with a pregnant hand.
It has also been mentioned that the ناکح الید (the one who masturbates) is under the curse of Allah. Fulfilling one's sexual desires in an unlawful manner is obviously impermissible. But one should also be cautious of excessive permissible sex. Too much sexual intercourse spoils the health and drains one's strength.

Shaikh ul Arab wal Ajam Hazrat Maulana Shah Hakeem Muhammad Akhtar Saheb

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