One of my boys called me very early in the morning as they were about to open the shop saying that my neighbour demands to carry one carton of vita milk that her husband wants to buy it according to her that he wants to test the particular flavour, I asked them to hand the phone to her and she repeated the same thing, innocently I instructed them to release the goods to her, after two minutes she called me back and said April fool. I didn't know whether to get angry or what because I was the first that boasted to her last week that I will do her April fool not knowing that she has been silently planning for me, I was dumbfounded.

Engaging in April fools prank is sin and you will end up in hell for it. Repent!

PrincewithGod:
Engaging in April fools prank is sin and you will end up in hell for it. Repent!

U have problem

Omo people sabi lie oooo





Lienus plenty for NL

Shibaraba:
Elder brother was a player
Can chook anything
Had one hanty in CBN that was paying all his bills,though very much older.
Bros was using the cash to fund all those small girls for area
My job...Light house keeper.
I go dey balcony dey sight any of him girls wey dey come house
So as to give am advance warning so he won't be caught off guard. I dey also help am do punna management. I choose when you see him, who he bangs,etc. He pays me enough

March 30 he embarrassed me in front of one of his ladies so as to catch trips
April 1 I was ready. I just barged in his room and told him hanty CBN is around with her convoy. Na that day I witness my first miracle. I saw a cassava turn to a carrot in split seconds. Bros fall like 10 times onto say he wan wear boxers come carry the lady with him enter mumsy room go hide. I allow am clean up spray everything enter parlor with him mumu smile before he hear me shout April fool from downstairs. I feel say I don escape. He pursue me I swear FAM. Catch me for the next street. Na Nigeria of those days wey neighbor dey help person catch pikin. Wetin he do we no fit talk. He beat me sotay the beating come dey sweet me. All my senses numb. We still dont talk till today. And it happened over 25/years ago.

lmao

this made me laugh

themonk:

Thanks dear, Happy new month.

Have a fulfilling April!

isiuzo:

U have problem

Yes, I have problem with sin.

Irya stark dying in the final season of GOT

some people don't know joke ooo

Popmaster2019:
some people don't know joke ooo

Came back to this my old thread to see this