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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:45pm On Sep 18, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- You look into the mirror to see what you saw, you take the saw and cut the table into half. Two halves make a whole. Put the 'hole' on the wall and crawl out grin

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
The undisputed champion;
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:49pm On Sep 18, 2019
pu7pl3:


First you look in the mirror and see what you saw. You take the saw and cut the table in half. Two halves equal a hole. So you crawl out the hole and now you're free.

They told us this one in secondary school
Champion grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:53pm On Sep 18, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:56pm On Sep 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

A windmill

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Eagleyes(m): 3:47pm On Sep 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Ceiling Fan

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:05pm On Sep 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
a windmill

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:37pm On Sep 19, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- A windmill

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
wizi44!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:39pm On Sep 19, 2019
Eagleyes:

Ceiling Fan
WRONG answer bro smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:44pm On Sep 19, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:08pm On Sep 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Ton

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:20pm On Sep 19, 2019
BankyGee:

Welcome back Ayanfemi smiley


M blushing khe

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:21pm On Sep 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

TON

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:27am On Sep 20, 2019
Ayanfe29:


M blushing khe
Ahbi na wink
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by maxify(m): 12:20pm On Sep 20, 2019
ton

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 6:29pm On Sep 20, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
a ton.nice one bro wink
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
a ton.nice one bro

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:28pm On Sep 20, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Ton

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
maxify
wizi44!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:32pm On Sep 20, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If 1+9+8=1;
What is 2+8+9? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:40pm On Sep 20, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If 1+9+8=1;
What is 2+8+9? undecided

² grin

Hope you can see it

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:33pm On Sep 21, 2019
pu7pl3:

² grin
Hope you can see it
I can see it bro grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 3:18pm On Sep 21, 2019
BankyGee:

I can see it bro grin

grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:16pm On Sep 21, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- 10
Look at the initials:
If One+Nine+Eight = ONE;
Two+Eight+Nine = TEN

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:20pm On Sep 21, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


The land was white, the seed was black; It'll take a good scholar to riddle me that. What am I? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:50pm On Sep 21, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


The land was white, the seed was black; It'll take a good scholar to riddle me that. What am I? undecided

A book

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:51pm On Sep 21, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- 10
Look at the initials:
If One+Nine+Eight = ONE;
Two+Eight+Nine = TEN

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*

Dang it

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by cana882(m): 11:52am On Sep 22, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


The land was white, the seed was black; It'll take a good scholar to riddle me that. What am I? undecided
book

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:24pm On Sep 22, 2019
pu7pl3:

Dang it

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:55pm On Sep 22, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Eye

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:59pm On Sep 22, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:48pm On Sep 22, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Eye

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*

What concerns a good scholar with eye

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:50pm On Sep 22, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Stars

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emitope: 2:56am On Sep 23, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
dreams? Stars?
Dreams!

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