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Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 8:00pm On Sep 14, 2010
chi-baby:

Is dat a warnin, threat, Advice, etc?? undecided which eva i say i do wat pleases me cool

its all in 1. see u later got to run and watch champions league
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by ElementG(m): 8:02pm On Sep 14, 2010
so ur a man u fan, dat club sucks angry angry
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 8:12pm On Sep 14, 2010
tel him baby dey suckk , dey are all bunch of suckersssss tongue grin grin grin grin
vicks oya come and beat me tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue grin grin cool
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by chibaby5(f): 8:18pm On Sep 14, 2010
Vic2k3:

its all in 1. see u later got to run and watch champions league

Well it dint install nwayz tongue . . Byee hve fun
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 10:02pm On Sep 14, 2010
MEHN what a waste!! 3 points gone gaga.
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:07pm On Sep 14, 2010
hmmm tongue tongue
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 10:13pm On Sep 14, 2010
Don't tell me u weren't behind me.

**kisses** kiss **kisses** how're **kisses** kiss **kisses** u **kisses** kiss **kisses** doing? **kisses** kiss **kisses**
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:20pm On Sep 14, 2010
mmmm. . .

Mine only baby kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Mine only nland husband kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
The only apple of my eye kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
My one and only true love kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

**kissess**My**kissess**Darling**kissess**Baby!!**kisses
**kisses**I'm**kissess**fine**kissess**but**kissess**missed**kisses**you**kisses**terribly!**kisses
**kisses**and**kissess**you?**kisses**
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 10:33pm On Sep 14, 2010
**kisses** kiss kiss kiss **kisses** i've been **kisses** kiss kiss kiss**kisses** gr8 **kisses** kiss kiss kiss **kisses** but **kisses** kiss kiss kiss **kisses** hve **kisses** kiss kiss kiss **kisses** missed **kisses** kiss kiss kiss **kisses** u too

**sits down and settles her on my lap** now tell me how was ur work today ? I hope not so stressfull?
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:41pm On Sep 14, 2010
**Snuggles into a comfortable position on her darling's laps**

**Wraps her arms around his neck. . .and deeply breathes in the male scent of her darling. . .**

**Baby work was fine - nothing I can't handle. . .**

**Thinking to herself: Darn! I feel my pulse and heartbeat race at the mere touch. . . of my darling's hands on me. . .**

**He really does send me wild!!. . .**
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 10:41pm On Sep 14, 2010
dem don start kissing disease  shocked
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 10:42pm On Sep 14, 2010
bush pesin - u dey breathe male scent - the pesin wey never baf - i pity lol
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 10:43pm On Sep 14, 2010
**sighs**
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Moyola(f): 10:44pm On Sep 14, 2010
Klassic bar house??
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Vic2k3(m): 10:44pm On Sep 14, 2010
Blackie u b complete spoil sport
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 10:44pm On Sep 14, 2010
efe and vicks , make una carry ursef go dat our section na cus we have asylum seekers in d block rite about now
on my way to get popcorn to watch e-mojo make una do quick oo
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:45pm On Sep 14, 2010
blacksta:

bush pesin - u dey breathe male scent - the pesin wey never baf - i pity lol

speak for yourself  undecided

beside me and my darling just commot for shower together - so don't know what your on about man  tongue tongue
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 10:46pm On Sep 14, 2010
Moyola:

Klassic bar house??

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
underage pikin are  not allowed hia vamoose b4 tornado pick u
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 10:47pm On Sep 14, 2010
gutter shower lol
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:48pm On Sep 14, 2010
Idowuogbo:

efe and vicks , make una carry ursef go dat our section na cus we have asylum seekers in d block rite about now
on my way to get popcorn to watch e-mojo make una do quick oo


My sister how body na??  wink wink

Na which one be asylum seekers again??  undecided undecided

And wetin be e-mojo again??

Where your husband Mrs Element? abi you don leave am for sleep again?  grin grin grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 10:49pm On Sep 14, 2010
where are the asylum seekers - lol
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Moyola(f): 10:50pm On Sep 14, 2010
Idowuogbo:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
underage pikin are not allowed hia vamoose b4 tornado pick u

I don grow bia-bia o! grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:50pm On Sep 14, 2010
blacksta:

where are the asylum seekers - lol

you're one of them na! tongue
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 10:53pm On Sep 14, 2010
Efemena_xy:

My sister how body na??  wink wink
Na which one be asylum seekers again??  undecided undecided
And wetin be e-mojo again??
Where your husband Mrs Element? abi you don leave am for sleep again?  grin grin grin
efe my husy dey jare , hes taking a nap
he wud sun arrive jare , u dey ask me who asylum seeker b
mehn dat cosnovo pikin no wan make una enjoy smooching 4 hia , dem no demselves
and e-mojo , means e-totori
gerrit wink grin grin

Moyola:

I don grow bia-bia o! grin
for ur mind carry on rubbing spirit
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 10:53pm On Sep 14, 2010
impossible  - ke?   i get papers
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Moyola(f): 10:56pm On Sep 14, 2010
Idowuogbo:

for your mind carry on rubbing spirit

ehn ehn! dhatz wot yu applied! shocked cheesy
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:57pm On Sep 14, 2010
Idowuogbo:

efe my husy dey jare , hes taking a nap
he wud sun arrive jare , u dey ask me who asylum seeker b
mehn dat cosnovo pikin no wan make una enjoy smooching 4 hia , dem no demselves
and e-mojo , means e-totori
gerrit wink grin grin
for your mind carry on rubbing spirit

My dear, u r sooo right

dem no gree give me and my husband even 5 mins sef!

Blacksta na d ring leader!!  cool cool
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 10:57pm On Sep 14, 2010
blacksta:

impossible - ke? i get papers

certified fakes - u mean grin grin grin
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 10:58pm On Sep 14, 2010
stop callin my name  - this section is called jokes section and not romance or meet up section


this na classic bar section
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by Idowuogbo(f): 10:59pm On Sep 14, 2010
Moyola:

ehn ehn! dhatz wot yu applied! shocked cheesy
blacksta:

impossible  - ke?   i get papers
yes nowadays evry 1 uses to toilet paper to wioe dier ass now
so y u feeling special cus u suddenly graduated from water  tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by blacksta(m): 11:02pm On Sep 14, 2010
lol

id cabasa - i am warning u
Re: ~Jokers Offtopic Classic Bar House by EfemenaXY: 11:03pm On Sep 14, 2010
blacksta:

stop callin my name  - this section is called jokes section and not romance or meet up section

this na classic bar section

Exactly - and peeps nor dey meet up for bar??  tongue tongue

You wan tell me say romance nor dey happen for bar??  tongue tongue

na which kind bar you know sef? abi na your local bukka / mama put u dey call bar??  cheesy cheesy cheesy


Now where's my baby??

Darling where are you?? Moi is feeling kinda unloved and cold!!

Come quickly and envelope me in your warmth. . . undecided undecided undecided

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