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‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by ahmedkoded95(m): 1:12am On Apr 11, 2019 |
A popular Nigerian Medical doctor has taken to her twitter platform to school men who boast that the size of their eggplant can shift a woman’s womb. Dr Olufunmilayo wrote: During labour/delivery, When a woman’s cervix (the gate of the womb) is fully opened at 10cm, to allow a baby to come out, this is what it looks like. But men like to fool themselves and assume they can “shift your womb”. Yet 95% of peni.s width is under 5cm. Beautiful delusion. But it takes 9months for the body to prepare for this” Exactly. Now think about it. If it takes 9months to prepare for a delivery of a whole baby, an act that doesn’t even “shift the womb”, is it your 3cm width penis that will make a difference? Lmao. Pls get the fvck. Doctor this is not fair, stop attacking our ego as men” Ok let’s be serious. No sensible man should have ego built on sex or peni.s prowess. That’s ephemeral and daft. Build your ego, if you have to, on more serious and exemplary qualities. Not on numbers of “shifted wombs”… And actually NO peni.s can ever actually shift a womb. To start with, very very few peni.s will even touch the cervix (the entrance of the womb) during sex. NOT to talk of hit it enough to have any impact on the womb. Let’s get serious. Womb shifting is a myth. Let’s drop it. This is simple anatomy. And a touch of common sense. Nothing more. NO Peni.s can shift a womb. Quote me anywhere. And even if by any remote possibility there would be, maybe it’s the context of an adult man raping a toddler. Or something worse. But in normal situations? Nah. Anatomically, during sex, the peni.s is mainly in the vagina doing an in-out movement repeatedly till orgasm. And that’s it. Very few people and very few times can it touch the cervix, if it ever does. And it will never be significant enough to cause a womb to shift. You get it? 27 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Gentleziggy(m): 2:17am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Na her problem b that? 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Nobody: 2:25am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Said a small D man 35 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by MightySparrow: 4:40am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Gbam! |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by jeff1607(m): 4:41am On Apr 11, 2019 |
what |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Johntitus: 4:45am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Hope you can see this Funmi? Stop saying I'll shift your womb. 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Nobody: 4:50am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Watch guys avoid this thread. But wait tho. Of course we know no man has the power to shift a womb, right?! I thought the womb shifting thing was actually an expression meaning great sex. I never assumed people took the meaning literally. Oh well. Never underestimate the ignorance and ego of Nigerians especially the men. 158 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by kingjoe(m): 4:53am On Apr 11, 2019 |
is she referring to kizz Daniel. please help me tell musicians to fear God with their lyrics. I heard a little boy singing aloud."I want to use my ......to shift your womb permit me" 31 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Nobody: 4:53am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Guest007: 1 Like |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by viver1: 5:19am On Apr 11, 2019 |
She's sounding like she hasn't been laid for a long time 8 Likes |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Mynd44: 5:47am On Apr 11, 2019 |
viver1: Dr Olufunilayo is male 77 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by OboOlora(f): 5:48am On Apr 11, 2019 |
This one never jam what the yorubas call ‘ogbontarigi’ oko 50 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by anselm791(m): 5:51am On Apr 11, 2019 |
very irrelevant, and you wonder why we are backward medically. 4 Likes |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by penger: 5:52am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Can't comment. I'm a virgin 5 Likes |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Alejoas(m): 5:53am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Kaycee7(m): 5:53am On Apr 11, 2019 |
In OP's haste to copy and paste, they failed to notice the very important fact that Dr Olufunmilayo is male. 24 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Sholaco: 5:57am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Hahahahahaha |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by ayomidan: 5:57am On Apr 11, 2019 |
so nah kids Daniel "madu" song this woman listened to make her start lectures online...another way to be noticed..anyways,good elaboration |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Himmler: 5:58am On Apr 11, 2019 |
It's just a slang, they don't mean it literally 14 Likes |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by sisisioge: 5:58am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Well, I still say nah to the huge sticks as they cause more damage than good. No thank you! 5 Likes |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by dollarsplenty(m): 6:00am On Apr 11, 2019 |
And we all know that those cries of "you have shifted my womb" by our ladies are all lies, since the head of babies are far bigger than the tips of pen.s. and pencils of our brothers. 13 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by ItzBIM(m): 6:00am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Himmler: Some Nigerians are ignorant and have taken it literally 1 Like |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by GraciasMagisco(m): 6:00am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Lie doctor, i shift wombs for a living, inbox for ya package 53 Likes 1 Share
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Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by crazyABO(m): 6:00am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Iro gbaaaa 2 Likes |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Englishgold: 6:01am On Apr 11, 2019 |
How can it shift your womb, na our agreement? |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Pearlyakin(m): 6:02am On Apr 11, 2019 |
We all know it's a word play na, just a synonym for a great sex and not literally shifting the womb. 14 Likes |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by anambraamaka: 6:03am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Okay try me |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by kemelyt: 6:04am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Boscojugunu: |
Re: ‘No Man Can Shift Your Womb’ - Dr Olufunmilayo by Nobody: 6:05am On Apr 11, 2019 |
Ladies say they want big dick bt when e enter na cry 13 Likes 1 Share |
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