IvarTheTerrible:


I got F9 SSCE. I only passed using a mercenary

You will be next.... Examination bodies are hunting down those who cheated years back. Get ready!


We’ll uncover those who cheated to get admission, JAMB says, launches 10-year probe of UTME
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Heads are set to roll across the country as the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board has launched a probe into the credentials of applicants dating back to 2009.

READ MORE >>>>>>>https:///2Vizre3

Pavore9:
What Mathematics has joined together.....Congrats to them.

Let no English put asunder

IvarTheTerrible:


This couple would just be discussing

"angle of penetration relative to the horizontal axis" and "Statistical probability of getting pregnant using wheel-barrow style"

Your mind.

Congratulations wonderful people

Auxtin85:
Congratulations to them, I pray they produce good children because couple like this usually produce wayward kids cos they are always too busy to look after their children.

It’s not a case that they are too busy
They actually struggle with the basic things like applying reasoning and common sense. Especially things that are not black and white like parenting. I have parents like this, our salvation as children was having grounded grandparents.

RicheDadTutors:


You will be next.... Examination bodies are hunting down those who cheated years back. Get ready!


We’ll uncover those who cheated to get admission, JAMB says, launches 10-year probe of UTME
-------------
Heads are set to roll across the country as the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board has launched a probe into the credentials of applicants dating back to 2009.

READ MORE >>>>>>>https:///2Vizre3

Read my comment on that.....

IvarTheTerrible:


Thank God i did JAMB in 1999 , 2003 and 2007 so i am safe.

I cheated in all 3 of course! I was a mercenary.

Na so i go carry Expo enter exam hall. I didn't know there were Types A,B,C and D.

It was when i saw "NEW YORK" listed as the answer for capital of Nigeria for Question 100 that i knew something was wrong.,

IvarTheTerrible:


This couple would just be discussing

"angle of penetration relative to the horizontal axis" and "Statistical probability of getting pregnant using wheel-barrow style"

Bad Nigga

Wow

End product = human calculator

IvarTheTerrible:


This couple would just be discussing

"angle of penetration relative to the horizontal axis" and "Statistical probability of getting pregnant using wheel-barrow style"

Walahi u dey mad

Talk of relationship goals...
They must have copied each other during 'assignments'. The husband will be like, 'honey climb bed na make we do'. The wife go say, 'I never finish Prof work na'. The husband go just say, 'I don do am, you fit copy am for morning, oya climb bed'.
Congrats to them

Pavore9:


How many of your family members got their Doctorate from Harvard?

You are probably the first person to finish secondary school in your family and here you are showing off your bitterness over those who dared for more.

Guy, you just finished the guy. You are wicked

oduademon:
They are Hausas, its probably some shitty school in a muslim country in Africa or ME

Ignorance and hatred will kill you when you can’t even pass WAEC exam.

You keep forgetting that your President PMB and Dangote are both Hausa. Eidiot!

oduademon:
They are Hausas, its probably some shitty school in a muslim country in Africa or ME

PhD in Foolishness

oduademon:
They are Hausas, its probably some shitty school in a muslim country in Africa or ME

Lol
Painment of the OSUS.
I know that feeling.
Some people are seriously pained because no one even has masters degree in their family

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Apply that math and solve some localized problems, not subjugate yourselves to foreign universities where you'll never be heard of again.

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Livecamp09:


Guy, you just finished the guy. You are wicked

The guy provoke me o, how can someone who have not achieve that much be diminishing the efforts of another!

oduademon:
They are Hausas, its probably some shitty school in a muslim country in Africa or ME

you are a tribalistic and racist fellow

I love this.

oduademon:
They are Hausas, its probably some shitty school in a muslim country in Africa or ME

come on bro!!! you are better than this...

Congrats beautiful couple.

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AREWA AMAKA

oduademon:
They are Hausas, its probably some shitty school in a muslim country in Africa or ME

^^^You cannot medicate yourself out of what is clearly a mental disorder with invidious remarks made on Nairaland. You need real help...far removed from the 'momentary high' you achieve after each post here

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Pavore9:


The guy provoke me o, how can someone who have not achieve that much be diminishing the efforts of another!

That’s why he’s wallowing in backwardness

tactius:
Their kids can't dare fail maths now!

Says who? A lot of teachers' children perform poorly than those of none teachers.