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Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by Divay22(f): 4:44am On Apr 27, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Lol, I would rather put the baby to sleep and change the diapers all night long than to wash the toilet no matter how clean it looks.

That's why I love using thick bush to do my "business" grin
Nah.
I can handle that very well tongue.
The lavatory or don't help at all.

Thick bush undecided
Dirty boy angry
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by JasonScoolari: 4:57am On Apr 27, 2019
Divay22:

Nah.
I can handle that very well tongue.
The lavatory or don't help at all.

Thick bush undecided
Dirty boy angry
Lol, you've not used that natural lavatory that's why.

The fresh air, seeing animals like squirrel chase his crush, the crickets choristers, the lonely birds doing rehearsals and the trees which serves as a shade.... Now that's a refreshing way to do your "business" grin


What if he refuses to help?

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Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by mikejj(m): 6:33am On Apr 27, 2019
Greatzeus:

No men wash clothes for their wives now undecided just as your married uncles and brothers wash clothes for their wives undecided undecided
Even if there is washing machine,is it not someone that will operate it. Mumu ass licker asking dump question angry
.. since there is washing machine no problem.. But it shouldn't be her duty bro... Learn to have a clean conversation and you will live long. Shay u hear me

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Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by mikejj(m): 6:36am On Apr 27, 2019
QueenSekxy:
To carry babies.
I don't know how to make a baby sleep or to stop crying.
Jesus help me grin
angry grin just sing for the baby ..wat will Jesus do here.. lol

Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by QueenSekxy(f): 7:02am On Apr 27, 2019
mikejj:
angry grin just sing for the baby ..wat will Jesus do here.. lol
I'm not the patient type.

I do beat babies if they cry too much. lipsrsealed

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Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by princfred(m): 7:10am On Apr 27, 2019
dollytino4real:
ok, I will love dat, but some guys will tell to use hand and wash their collars
And that shouldn't be a problem as the machine has done 90% of the job.
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by princfred(m): 7:13am On Apr 27, 2019
mikejj:
.. since there is washing machine no problem.. But it shouldn't be her duty bro... Learn to have a clean conversation and you will live long. Shay u hear me

Why shouldn't it be her duty. So if I'm an honorable my wife shouldn't be responsible for my domestic concerns?

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Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by Kenmatt(m): 7:16am On Apr 27, 2019
flexyfit:
Well for me...any chores he felt like helping me to do it's fine...I don't have a particular one he should help me with... except massaging me whenever I finished wink

You go lyke six die
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by princfred(m): 8:31am On Apr 27, 2019
IamPlato:
08166781946 call Me Lets Talk And Meet
ah ah its like your manhood & you took that her post as personal challenge grin
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by Nobody: 8:32am On Apr 27, 2019
dollytino4real:
to help with washing his own clothes but if he wants to add my own no wahala

As e dey happen between your papa and mama ?

Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by Nobody: 8:33am On Apr 27, 2019
flexyfit:
Well for me...any chores he felt like helping me to do it's fine...I don't have a particular one he should help me with... except massaging me whenever I finished wink

God bless you sister
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by fahvourite(f): 8:39am On Apr 27, 2019
for me nothing keeping the house clean and cooking gives me a feeling of satisfaction i dont need assistance cus i might assume u wont do it the way i prefer

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Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by Adeniyii2017: 8:56am On Apr 27, 2019
fahvourite:
for me nothing keeping the house clean and cooking gives me a feeling of satisfaction i dont need assistance cus i might assume u wont do it the way i prefer
Another good girl spotted.. you must be well brought up!

For those who want to marry, hope still dey!
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by mikejj(m): 9:01am On Apr 27, 2019
princfred:


Why shouldn't it be her duty. So if I'm an honorable my wife shouldn't be responsible for my domestic concerns?
.. Welldone honourable.. You go to work from Monday to Fridays.. She also goes to go work from Monday to Friday.. She comes home still cook for you,takes care of the kids and cleans the room... And you will still pile up your clothes for her to wash.. Is that a duty or punishment... Dear honourable your are heartless if you treat a woman like this.. Grow up..

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Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by mikejj(m): 9:05am On Apr 27, 2019
QueenSekxy:

I'm not the patient type.

I do beat babies if they cry too much. lipsrsealed
chain. Queen u need to start learning... You are a woman and it's your natural responsibility to know how to care of babies..
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by mikejj(m): 9:08am On Apr 27, 2019
dollytino4real:
yes of cause
. maybe that when the wife is not doing anything...so its her duty

Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by princfred(m): 9:15am On Apr 27, 2019
mikejj:
.. Welldone honourable.. You go to work from Monday to Fridays.. She also goes to go work from Monday to Friday.. She comes home still cook for you,takes care of the kids and cleans the room... And you will still pile up your clothes for her to wash.. Is that a duty or punishment... Dear honourable your are heartless if you treat a woman like this.. Grow up..
She is the commander in chief of internal domestic affairs. She can give a maid the contract or whatever means. The external domestic office i man.
It's only punishment if i don't provide a washing machine and means of making her duty simpler. I did not marry to not have someone "man" the office of domestic affairs. That office is as important as her job. Will i put in a hand now and then? Sure.

And that, friend, is not being heartless.
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by mikejj(m): 9:19am On Apr 27, 2019
princfred:
She is the commander of domestic affairs. She can't give a maid the contract or whatever means.
It's only punishment if i don't provide a washing machine and means of making her duty simpler. I did not marry to not have someone "man" the office of domestic affairs. That office is as important as her job. And that, friend is not being heartless.
may the commander of domestic affairs remain with you sir...

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Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by Nobody: 9:21am On Apr 27, 2019
dollytino4real:
but he will fork me because am his wife abi

U should have remained in your father’s house
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by princfred(m): 9:22am On Apr 27, 2019
mikejj:
may the commander of domestic affairs remain with you sir...
Then may we keep dating and not marry as my external domestic office duties, by contract or personally, of keeping the lawn clean and flowers cut, cars washed, security bulbs shining, house & gates painted, water pumps runing, electricity generator running, cooking gas supply, gates opened and locked at night etc is enough for me.
Thanks.
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by funmisticqueen2: 9:31am On Apr 27, 2019
Ironing
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by princfred(m): 9:36am On Apr 27, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
Ironing
Lovely. I would take delight doing that for both of us as i find making cloths crisp sharp refreshing.
You wash, i iron.
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by chinchonglee(m): 9:37am On Apr 27, 2019
Biglittlelois:


She comes to your house to do all that? How about you do your chores while she washes her own clothes undecided
I do go out nd watch ball on Saturdays nd Sundays..

Before I come back she must started doin dem...i can't stop her
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by funmisticqueen2: 9:38am On Apr 27, 2019
princfred:
Lovely. I would take delight doing that for both of us as i find making cloths crisp sharp refreshing.
You wash, i iron.
we have a deal cheesy

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Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by chinchonglee(m): 9:38am On Apr 27, 2019
IamPlato:
I Can Help You turn Things Around For Good. She Will Beg To Wash Your Dick In Her Mouth

Naso
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by QueenSekxy(f): 9:39am On Apr 27, 2019
mikejj:
chain. Queen u need to start learning... You are a woman and it's your natural responsibility to know how to care of babies..
Yeah. I know.
It's inherently.
My mum was like me too. Dint know till the day she told me that it was my dad that helped taking care of us. lipsrsealed
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by princfred(m): 9:41am On Apr 27, 2019
The in-house domestic duty i love doing most is washing dishes. Though i find it rather odd as many men detest doing dishes and given that i hate cooking(being hairy soo fee too hot and much heat from the cooking).
The feeling of may a dirty plate shiny clean and beautiful comes as a turns on. grin

Please a virgin or ok semi virgin like me here should say doing dishes na. grin smiley
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by IamPlato(m): 9:50am On Apr 27, 2019
princfred:
ah ah its like your manhood & you took that her post as personal challenge grin
At Least Let Me See If She Can Hold A Decent Conversation on Phone... She Wouldnt Dare Call Because Its Not A She... But A 'He'
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by princfred(m): 9:52am On Apr 27, 2019
IamPlato:
At Least Let Me See If She Can Hold A Decent Conversation on Phone... She Wouldnt Dare Call Because Its Not A She... But A 'He'
I believe it's a she. Look she does not do "long things". Classic she thing not easy to pull off long enough by a man cool They think in short hand grin
Never wanted to divulge that mentalist piece lest those he-she scammers will use it so pls don't quote me so it won't be on as i intend to remove it in 5 after you've hopefuly seen it
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by IamPlato(m): 9:53am On Apr 27, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Lol, you've not used that natural lavatory that's why.

The fresh air, seeing animals like squirrel chase his crush, the crickets choristers, the lonely birds doing rehearsals and the trees which serves as a shade.... Now that's a refreshing way to do your "business" grin


What if he refuses to help?
You Are A Real Man... The Bush Is Better Than Toilet... Nature Will Do The Clean Up For You without Requesting anything... Fresh Air go Just De Blow Man Ynash grin

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Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by IamPlato(m): 9:55am On Apr 27, 2019
princfred:
I believe it's a she. Look she doesn't do epistles classic she thing. cool They think in short hand grin
Then Let Her Dial.
Re: Guys Come and Pick your Wife, Ladies Come and Pick your Husband by IamPlato(m): 9:56am On Apr 27, 2019
QueenSekxy:
I'm not the patient type.
I do beat babies if they cry too much. lipsrsealed
haaa! Maka why. shocked

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