There are alot of strange things i thought but here are some.

As a kid i when people say they are born again i thought it meant entering your mothers womb and coming out as a baby again,

When thunders and lightening struck i would say satan and God were quarrelling. But now remembering all this makes me laugh. Let me see what you thought as a kid?

hmmm. . .lemme see. . .

a bit lame, but I used to think

Safe Journey meant Save Johnny

mine was that, i felt could become a Super-Man one day and save the country from bad people in just one sweep.

Lol @ndigbo even if you became superman,to save Nigeria you have to be oversuper

A friend of mine used to thing Garri was made from Bread crumbs!

That pillars held the heavens in place.

That the world was flat

^^ Lol!!

Kisses kisses My baby how're u doing? Kisses kisses

**kisses**honey**kisses**I'm**kisses**fine!**

**kisses**'ope**kisses**u**kisses**prayed**kisses**for**kisses**me**kisses**

**in**kisses**church**kisses**today?**kisses**

Kisses kisses Always Kisses kisses baby kisses kisses .
And don't tell me u've been sleeping all day.

^^Lol!!

Nope - but was up by 9am (I think. . . )

come to the offtopic let's chat there. . .

tollu:

A friend of mine used to thing Garri was made from Bread crumbs!

LWKMD

Ruq LOL

As a kid,I tot children coms from d anus

Wendy How far Naa?? Lol

used to think money grew on trees

KennyG for real? *I think that's a lie*

Ruq:

KennyG for real? *I think that's a lie*

for real

den in primary school was fond of calln pple *BASCARD* instead of bastard

^^ oh I did that too!!



(shame on me!!)

Used to think "Post No Bill" meant you could send a letter without getting charged for it !!

^^ha!

Used to think i and my brothers were playing and having fun together inside my mum's womb b4 we were born one after the oda.
Silly thought.

When my g'mum died,I thut my dad and my uncles took her to heaven! Very silly I know

@Mitchyy OMG! Cant stop laffin

k10:

Used to think "Post No Bill" meant you could send a letter without getting charged for it !!

lol my thought exactly.

i tot ppl actually died in movies

snthesis:

i tot ppl actually died in movies

lol

used to think babies were born without hands and legs.
tot the hands n legs develop as they get older

I used to think that babies were bought from tailor shops. Hence I would cry like a mad dog whenever I am to visit a tailor begging my mum not to sell me.  _{Crazy crazy thought}

I use to wonder how some short women manage to give birth to children much taller and fatter than they are.
wonder if any society exist beside the ones around me.

. . .Thought the then NEPA used to power all automobiles in Naija and when there was power outage, all would cease to work including the head lamps especially at night hence causing accidents and traffic jam.

Not a thought but a deed, pronounced penalty and PENARITY till my sweet momma corrected me.

Actually thought babies came out from the [i]a[/i]nus till I reached secondary school and had a debate with my mates (had to give in finally when one said, "If 'tis so, why don't they come with [i]s[/i]hit on them? Instead you have pee and/or blood" but on another conclusion, _{maybe I nor quick spoil even when I think say I spoil} )

. .if a bird was flying in d sky and u face it with ur hand outstretched and ur 2 fingers (d fingers next to the thumb on each hand) crossed, the bird will fall down. .