[size=20pt]TELL A LIE[/size]

how do u mean qmaasim? give an example pls,

I don't lie!

My name is Olabosun Murtala.my father owns the international airport in Lagos.Nigeria. Catch me if u can !

this topic should be easy for most nairalanders.
you do know what they say about liars
every liar is a

ole!! ole!!! ole!!

I don't masturbate

Abike2k6:

I don't masturbate

She masturbates anytime she can't have me!

Abike2k6:

I don't masturbate

silly twit!!!
masturbation is goooood!!!!

back to topic. tell a lie

i masturbate looking at fat sows

Maleeq:

She masturbates anytime she can't have me!

Ha! Maleek you want the gossip-mongers to have something to talk about enh? Me no know you o!

cute_N_hot:

silly twit!!!
masturbation is goooood!!!!

back to topic. tell a lie

i masturbate looking at fat sows

I masturbate looking at cutenhot masturbating while looking at fat sows

Abike2k6:

Me no know you o!

Remember the topic of this thread? Tell a lie

I had a one night stand

i did not fire my gun lastnite.

I am the owner of Nairaland _{seun don't ban me o}

At age 12,i had a house(abuja) of mine,a very gud job,earned 1million per month.had 4 swimming pools.bt unfortunately,sum1 stole 2 last year.

@nikitareal

LMAO
Gudnews, I found your swimming pools but I'm using it right now to cook, my pots are leaking!

Gush, i hate sex!

i just slapped you reading this isnt thatgood enough

@ maleeq i ve always suspectd u.dnt b surprisd if d cops show up at ur place.or jst return d swimming pool n i ll drop charges

Wt is d meaning of sex?,i ve never heard that word in my entire life.pls tel me

im male and am verry rich last week koro confessed his gay and we had sex all nyte long!

Chickens in Oyinbo land are big like cow.

I saw Obj ystday at ozumba mbadiwe hawking gala,when i asked him why he was doing so,he said it was to enable him pay his school fees @ National Open University of Nigerian.

I once date one of tinubu hope _{i spelt the name right sha} sons

I am Ojukwu's grandson

I had a one night stand

@ Omo Eko, you had it with me on your bed and kept on asking for more

just gat a snipper loaded

Nairalanders, please rejoice with me 'cos i've just been appointed as the Minister for Justice in Nigeria

My dad bought a new nissan murano jeep and a $100m house in beverly hills yesterday. He died 2 months ago

uhmn i love wat i'm goin thru