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|Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Forreellinc: 6:57am On May 11|
Ok ok to be honest there is a little bit of exaggeration with my title, the movie is waaaaaay better than captain marvel and thor ragnarok and black panther but infinity war is a whole lot better and makes end game look like the power rangers movie in comparison
WHAT DID I LIKE ABOUT THE MOVIE
1. The fan service approach to the movie was shameful but I enjoyed it
2. Captain America vs Captain America fight was awesome
3. I liked captain americas ending(some bullish!t there I will get to but my heart melted a bit)
4.Tony stark got to meet his dad
5. The first 45 minutes before the time travel nonsense were nice(I wish we got a few movies in the post snap universe before endgame but no wahala sha)
Okay now that I have gotten the good out of the way:
WHY DID AVENGERS ENDGAME SUCK
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Forreellinc: 7:05am On May 11|
1. It was boring: The action scenes were few and when they even came they were either too short or just meh! Hulk and thanos never got a rematch even though everyone wanted to see that, stan lees' cameo was so forced and silly (for God sake the man is dead that was the best y'all could do)
2. Terrible storyline and no plot: the story is that the avengers have to travel back in time to find all the infinity gems to resnap the vanished people back into existence because thanos destroyed the stones in his possession and that's just it that's what they stretched to over 3 hours? No character arcs, no structure which led to a lot of filler scenes which were so noticeable and sometimes uncalled for
3.What's the deal with Hulk in these movies?:
I remember when I used to complain that they never explored any new grounds with hulk that all he did was smash sh!t up, but to be honest I think I really miss that now. Since ragnarok the hulk has been reduced into a f*cking joke what's with the cartoon toned down hulk in this movie? he looked like shrek and why does neither he nor black widow wanna f*ck each other any more? She was all over him in age of ultron and they aren't even going to talk about what happened?
they barely even act like they know each other
4.#BringBackThanos:Can you remember how thanos was the best thing about infinity war, how we hated him,loved him and even sympathized with him? Well f*ck all that, end game turns thanos into a cartoon all of a sudden he is so petty and vindictive, poorly skilled and a total b!tch, this was the guy who trashed hulk and broke his nose, who bled just a little bit when iron fought him with all his strength. So why is captain America and iron man and black panther kicking the sh!t out of him here? See the cheap death he even got.Nuff said man I don't even want to continue
5. Repeating scenes from infinity: look I respect the russos or anybody who has the balls to direct an avengers movie and I understand the fatigue that made them give us this sh!t but guys what the f*ck? They repeated the sacrifice scene which takes the power and emotions from when thanos did it, they repeated the wakanda fight complete with black panther shouting like he is shaka zulu or something they repeated the star lord sparring with Thor scene which comedic effects have worn off, doing the whole red skull reveal even though we already know it was him, I mean i don't think hawk and black know who is so whose he revealing himself to? they even had some of the scores from infinity wars guys there was no need for that leave infinity war with infinity war abeg
6.Poorly managed characters: I remember being worried that infinity war would not handle the characters properly because of how many they were, but they managed to pull that off which was awesome so I was relaxed that the russos would do the same with this movie but boy was I wrong, hawkeye was useless, hulk was just there to look st*pid, black panther was playing rugby, shuri was fighting with the air, I no even see doctor strange for the film, Spider-Man tried but i can't even remember what he did, captain marvel went to m@sturbate through out the movie or something I thought she would even be vital to the plot but turns out it would have been better if they introduced her IN this movie cause then maybe we would have been interested,nick fury doesn't even say a f*cking word, natalie portman just came to take a nap(easiest job ever) and scarlett witch was there to do what exactly? I even forgot she fought thanos at a point, can anyone remember what pepper pots role was in this movie
To be continued
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|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Forreellinc: 7:19am On May 11|
7. The movie left me with so many questions:
I know all movies have plot holes and stuff but Jesus! For a movie that tried to cover up some plot holes from the other marvel movies, it sure didn't cover up its ass. Here are my questions
a. Did thanos snap get rid of all the politicians and administrators and law enforcement? For God sake we are about 7billion in the world and shedding half of that turns the world into a Nuclear winter? I know they were trying to be dramatic but that was just lazy
b. Whose disappearance was making black widow so tearful and emotional through out the movie? I mean all the other avengers lost people dear to them and they weren't as bombed out as she was, were they just trying to build up to her death? That's just lazy
c. How is the quantum realm now a time machine just cause the time is slower in comparison to real life doesn't make it a time machine and if time is so slow in the quantum realm, why was hank pyms wife as old as he was when she got out in ant man 2?
d. Since when did time travel become a travel to other realities? Those are two different things of course a change in the past will affect the future not create another reality, I know they wanted to justify not killing baby thanos but that was just lazy
e. Why didn't they steal other quantum whatever juices from the army base so they could travel multiple times? That should have been their first mission, why did they have to risk their lives with just one one? Lazy stake building right there.
f. Why didn't tony warn his dad about hydra? At least create a reality where your dad and mother survived
g. Did you notice that black widow actually committed suicide? How did hawk eye still get the stone when he didn't sacrifice her? And does it have to be a soul sacrifice? can't it be a mental sacrifice like black widow letting go of her family the avengers and becoming an enemy or she could just sit on that planet to keep the red skull company while hawk eye left? And I know they are close but with hawk eyes family and all, I don't think black widow was whom he cherished the most
h. Thanos can time travel now? He didn't even know what that was five minutes ago how did he manage to teleport a whole planet to that timeline without the quantum juice? Oh nebula can finger computers you say? Doesn't that mean the future nebula can do it too? So why are they even using the quantum juice to time travel in the first place?
I. Thanos levelled down the avengers facility and they all survived? Not only that, they could even run and jump and fight after a building fell on them? Isn't that what everyone was yabbing suicide squad about?
J. Captain America couldn't lift mjonir in age of ultron when he was the leader of the avengers and over pure of heart but na when e turn full criminal that rebelled against the gov't, fought the avengers and protected an assassin, that's when he is finally worthy?
K. How does the gauntlet even work sef? One snap erases 50% of the world, another snap brings them back, another snap erases just the bad guys? HOW DOES IT F*CKING WORK?
l. And the biggest one, what was captain america doing on that bench? Shouldn't he be in another reality? and how does he still remember the avengers when he is about 100 years old?and he love maggy now? Wasn't he making out her niece in civil war? Ew! At least he got laid so *shrug*
m. Where did Valkerie see flying horse from? Why didn't she have it in ragnarok?
n.Captain america was tasked with returning the stones, I wonder if he f*cked aether back into natalie Portman(aka how did he return the aether) and how exactly did he return the soul stone with red skull there?
O. Did tony stark really need to kill himself? You literally have a celestial being who has held an infinity stone without dying aka star lord, give him the gauntlet,also you have captain marvel so why Did he use it or was it because doctor strange told him to use it? Smh
P. Um did anyone notice they didn't do a funeral for black widow, I guess she died for a couple of ingrates
Q. Why is star lord looking for gamora? Didn't she die when tony stark snapped his fingers?
R. Okay now that doctor strange can actually reverse time, why didn't he bring tony back or even reverse things to pre infinity war I mean he did something similar in his movie right?
8. My cringe meter was up to the roof in this movie: I know a lot of super hero movies have plenty cringe worthy scenes but em
a. Black panthers savage shout was irritating
b. Thanos picking up the gauntlet and going I'm inevitable and iron man goin I'm iron man felt like something I did with my action figures when I was a kid who wrote those lines?
c. The girls all going girl power at the end when they were protecting the van? Ugh i almost sank in my seat when I saw that part, please Hollywood I have nothing against feminism but can you NOT let it ruin movies? I'm so scared about how feminism will f*ck up the new James bond movie
And there you have it , these are the few I can remember I'm not saying you shouldn't see the movie but my advice? download it when its out on bluray this isn't worth your 3k not even on 3D
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|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by herakles: 7:41am On May 11|
oga! all this your epistle is for nothing. Do you know why?! This movie has made over 2billion dollars in about 2 weeks! Check the numbers homie, the numbers don't lie
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Forreellinc: 7:43am On May 11|
herakles:obviously you haven't watched the movie lucky you, your empty pocket saved you today
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by herakles: 7:53am On May 11|
your obtuse response won't save you either! what does weight of my pocket got to do with the jaundiced opinion you posted on a public forum?
you no Sabi wetin you dey talk, that is the obvious truth
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Raalsalghul: 7:55am On May 11|
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Forreellinc: 7:59am On May 11|
herakles:lol e pain am
Bro seriously save your money and just download it when it comes out
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|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Forreellinc: 8:00am On May 11|
[quote author=Raalsalghul post=78291146][/quote]
I need more to drown my sorrow
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Raalsalghul: 8:06am On May 11|
Cc: Mjbolt, hulk616, Afobear, Vic2ree, Mrdojo, Iamj, Waywardpikin
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Raalsalghul: 8:07am On May 11|
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by meobizy(m): 10:05am On May 11|
Let me drop a pity comment here.
I’ve noticed the trend of Nigerians bashing popular things for attention sake.
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by gustav25: 10:10am On May 11|
This is how to know twats who don't follow a sequence !!! Probably he didn't see when the Russo bros said this movie will focus on the original which they did perfectly but I'm not surprised , Thanos snap in infinity war cut your brain in half so all things will be balanced
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|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by gustav25: 10:11am On May 11|
In his mind , he is savvy and smart but he made himself a compound non-entity fool
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by gustav25: 10:12am On May 11|
No , you are the pain Arrow here . If you don't like Endgame , I can assist you with Euthanasia if the severe pain is too much on you
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Forreellinc: 11:58am On May 11|
gustav25:I won't mind you helping me with the 6k I spent on endgame
How far? Make I send acc number?
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by gustav25: 12:09pm On May 11|
Forreellinc:person send you ?
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Forreellinc: 12:11pm On May 11|
what's this one saying? Young man do you even know what movie I'm talking about?
You can keep fighting with yourself anyway the name of the movie is Avengers Endgame
Whenever you watch it and want to poke holes at my opening post, I'll be waiting
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Forreellinc: 12:15pm On May 11|
meobizy:lol so because film is popular now means it can't be dry? its funny how you are all attacking me for a movie you haven't even seen. It's kinda cheering me up keep em coming
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by gustav25: 12:25pm On May 11|
Forreellinc:still more poo coming from you ....not at all surprised
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Forreellinc: 12:29pm On May 11|
gustav25:Watch the film and come back don't worry I will wait
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by naijasensei: 1:22pm On May 11|
It's sad when people berate something they don't understand. Your rant reveals that you do not know those characters you are ranting about. You think the female superhero team up at the end was put there without a reason? This movie has so many easter eggs, so many secrets, until you watch it thoroughly you will never understand it.
Although, you are entitled to your opinion, I completely disagree with ALL the reasons you believe made Endgame a bad movie.
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Forreellinc: 1:49pm On May 11|
naijasensei:wait am I the only person who has seen this movie? Why didn't anybody warn me?
btw keep it up with your lazy arguments,my ego needs the massage
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by naijasensei: 2:02pm On May 11|
Lazy? I thought you wanted an intellectual discussion, guess I was wrong. Keep on massaging your ego.
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Forreellinc: 3:52pm On May 11|
naijasensei:that was you being intellectual? I will rather stay dumb thank you
no wonder you love a movie you haven't seen
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by naijasensei: 4:14pm On May 11|
Whatever troll. I know you want me to descend to your pathetic gutter level, throwing insults, hurling abuse, just because we are in a faceless forum. Guess what? I won't give you that satisfaction, you are free to believe whatever you want, say whatever you want. It's your life, use it, misuse it, your business, your call. Karma awaits.
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Forreellinc: 4:24pm On May 11|
lol intellectual eyaf vex, funny boy talking sh!t when you haven't even seen the movie
*returns to ego massage*
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by lechiffre: 6:16pm On May 11|
Actually I enjoyed end game.
It had its issues just like every other movie but what you failed to see was how far they have come with the mcu story, a beautiful transition into mcu phase 4 and how much progress they have made in the rise of feminism which was demonstrated in that scene you gated so much
That's what makes this movie triumphant and it is only a shame you did not even notice that
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by Forreellinc: 6:29pm On May 11|
lechiffre:Una don start again how does this make my rant irrelevant? Its like you are asking me to close my eyes to rubbish just cause it is an avengers movie
|Re: Avengers Endgame Is A Terrible Movie(spoilers) by lechiffre: 7:05pm On May 11|
Forreellinc:That's the best way I can argue with your logic cause you obviously did not understand the movie, and what it meant in the cinematic universe your faults with the movie made no sense your analysis were off and worst of all you wasted your money cause you went there to hate the movie instead of enjoying the movie for what it was
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