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Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by dam2000(m): 10:47am On Jun 04, 2019
Keke napep will love this rules
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by Lexusgs430: 10:48am On Jun 04, 2019
Easier said than done..........


Better to employ enough staffs and enforce instant fine payments structure or forfeit vehicle, till fine is paid..........


BVN direct deduction ke.........
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by stanley000: 10:55am On Jun 04, 2019
Alibaba always doing anything for clout, just to attract the elite.. why didn't him join in gutter cleaning, coz there's no gwagon owner there
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 10:57am On Jun 04, 2019
kesmiraAutos:
It seems no one saw the strategy Alibaba is suggesting to LASG to curb traffic grin grin grin

If only implementation can take place cry
It's a good suggestion but it can't be implemented like that. You can't deduct money from someone's account for an alleged offence - nowhere is that done. What you do is send him a ticket and he pays himself. If he doesn't, interest is added daily. Then at some point, his property is impounded.

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Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by Nobody: 10:58am On Jun 04, 2019
x6blade:
you don't have sense

Just like you.. Idiot

Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by patrickmuf(m): 11:11am On Jun 04, 2019
I have shared similar idea with friends, only difference is that rather than deduct the money automatically, the offender should be served with a notice to make payments of which failure to do so will have him/her arrested.

See Nigerians, instead of debating his proposed solution to the traffic problems we experience, they're talking absolute rubbish about his ambitions.

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Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by Kaceman(m): 11:22am On Jun 04, 2019
We no go elect u presido tink say na Ukraine u dey
Follow me mine Bitcoin check my signature for link
1btc is more than $8000
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by airsaylongcon: 11:31am On Jun 04, 2019
cartrackerng:
Welcome sir

Install a tracker in your car and always know its location.

Check my signature

Do you sell this alone? I want to deploy my own live GPS tracking software on it
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by x6blade(m): 11:41am On Jun 04, 2019
tohyorsih2:


Just like you.. Idiot
Ode
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by Nobody: 11:42am On Jun 04, 2019
x6blade:
Ode


Look at this short man devil o grin
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by Wiseandtrue(f): 11:44am On Jun 04, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Lol, this my Delta brother sef. grin

The king of Comedy have been restless since the citizens of Ukraine elected a "Comedian" as their President.


Osè, we know the scope already and we thank your driver for taking pictures of you being "Patriotic." Just relax, the Lifeless comedian will soon leave and God willing, your dreams shall come to fulfillment.
Lolzzzzzzzz!!! No kee me ooooooooo
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Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by JasonScoolari: 11:48am On Jun 04, 2019
Wiseandtrue:

Lolzzzzzzzz!!! No kee me ooooooooo
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I won't. smiley

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Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by x6blade(m): 11:55am On Jun 04, 2019
tohyorsih2:



Look at this short man devil o grin
Mofo , human without sense . IQ depleting specie
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by Hi06233: 12:14pm On Jun 04, 2019
Join Now!!

Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by Nobody: 12:15pm On Jun 04, 2019
x6blade:
Mofo , human without sense . IQ depleting specie

I learnt that short people are always frustrated and bitter grin

Cry no more nigga..May God help you overcome your frustrations.

Kikikiki grin grin grin Short Man Devil(SMD) grin grin grin
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by Ategberoson(m): 12:37pm On Jun 04, 2019
tohyorsih2:
All for the gram lipsrsealed

is your phone in order now?
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by NOETHNICITY(m): 12:49pm On Jun 04, 2019
kstyle2:
The idea is brilliant but what if someone drops his car for repairs and after the mechanic has fixed it, takes the car for test running and disobey traffic, so the innocent chap will get debited automatically or if one is been chased or has his cat stolen and beats traffic signs, will one also be debited?
You give ur car only to those u can hold responsible and accountable
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by Nobody: 1:10pm On Jun 04, 2019
Ategberoson:



is your phone in order now?

Yeah. but the mail is so slow sad
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by Ategberoson(m): 1:14pm On Jun 04, 2019
tohyorsih2:


Yeah. but the mail is so slow sad


we will manage it like that cool

btw have you checked out what I sent to you before your phone spoilt?
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jun 04, 2019
Ategberoson:



we will manage it like that cool

btw have you checked out what I sent to you before your spoilt phone?

Nope sad

Hope it's something special wink wink
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by Ategberoson(m): 1:25pm On Jun 04, 2019
tohyorsih2:

Nope sad
Hope it's something special wink wink

see question?

go and check it and reply me
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by Ategberoson(m): 1:26pm On Jun 04, 2019
tohyorsih2:

Nope sad
Hope it's something special wink wink

see question?

go and check it and reply me
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by Ategberoson(m): 1:29pm On Jun 04, 2019
tohyorsih2:

Nope sad
Hope it's something special wink wink

see question?

go and check it and reply me
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by x6blade(m): 1:35pm On Jun 04, 2019
tohyorsih2:


I learnt that short people are always frustrated and bitter grin

Cry no more nigga..May God help you overcome your frustrations.

Kikikiki grin grin grin Short Man Devil(SMD) grin grin grin
see cheap hoe! Looking for shots, go and spread your pussy for clients , community borehole
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by connkg(m): 1:39pm On Jun 04, 2019
Alibaba should also think of crediting the accounts of citizens when public utilities fail.
I wonder how many millionaires would have been made by now?
Shock absorbers, street theft, poor street lighting, environmental sanitation, lack of potable water... I'm a millionaire, set for life!
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by Nobody: 3:18pm On Jun 04, 2019
Ategberoson:



see question?


go and check it and reply me
ok
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by VolvoS60(m): 3:51pm On Jun 04, 2019
kstyle2:
The idea is brilliant but what if someone drops his car for repairs and after the mechanic has fixed it, takes the car for test running and disobey traffic, so the innocent chap will get debited automatically or if one is been chased or has his cat stolen and beats traffic signs, will one also be debited?

^^^
Good points you made.

It has been tough finding answers to your questions.

If a motorist breaks traffic rules in a life or death situation or if car thieves break traffic rules in a stolen car then (in theory) once a police report has been lodged the debit should be reversed. (The hard part here is in the details though. If confirmation of any sort is required from the police before the debit can be reversed then the motorist should forget about it. sad It just won't work.)

I am still struggling to find an answer to the mechanic problem. cheesy
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by VolvoS60(m): 3:55pm On Jun 04, 2019
connkg:
Alibaba should also think of crediting the accounts of citizens when public utilities fail.
I wonder how many millionaires would have been made by now?
Shock absorbers, street theft, poor street lighting, environmental sanitation, lack of potable water... I'm a millionaire, set for life!

^^^
Fair point.

I understand that in some countries, municipal authorities can be sued when public utilities fail. I honestly don't know whether this has been done here. Maybe this is something our lawyers and activists can educate us on.
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by VolvoS60(m): 4:17pm On Jun 04, 2019
patrickmuf:
I have shared similar idea with friends, only difference is that rather than deduct the money automatically, the offender should be served with a notice to make payments of which failure to do so will have him/her arrested.

See Nigerians, instead of debating his proposed solution to the traffic problems we experience, they're talking absolute rubbish about his ambitions.

^^^
Good contribution. But serving the offender notice may be hard to do in practice.

My old work address is on my vehicle licence. I left that place years ago and haven't updated my details on autoreg. My other auto documents - roadworthiness certificate, insurance etc. also have invalid addresses. How can I be served? And I know there are hundreds of thousands of motorists in the same position.

Even if offenders are served, I can imagine most will simply ignore the notice until a big stick is wielded. And that's where things will get difficult - every day there are hundreds of thousands of traffic offences committed. At any point in time, there will no doubt be a huge backlog of new and serial traffic offenders with the number increasing exponentially. Arresting all these offenders over their failure to pay will be a logistical nightmare. There are simply not enough police/FRSC/bailiffs to do this.

P.S. Ignore those who are talking about politics. They are only interested in the problem and not the solution.
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by stormborn28(m): 4:22pm On Jun 04, 2019
kstyle2:
The idea is brilliant but what if someone drops his car for repairs and after the mechanic has fixed it, takes the car for test running and disobey traffic, so the innocent chap will get debited automatically or if one is been chased or has his cat stolen and beats traffic signs, will one also be debited?
yeah...reason y u will tell ur mechanic not to test ur car in ur absence
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by stormborn28(m): 4:26pm On Jun 04, 2019
VolvoS60:


^^^
Good points you made.

It has been tough finding answers to your questions.

If a motorist breaks traffic rules in a life or death situation or if car thieves break traffic rules in a stolen car then (in theory) once a police report has been lodged the debit should be reversed. (The hard part here is in the details though. If confirmation of any sort is required from the police before the debit reversal then the motorist should forget about it. sad It just won't work.)

I am still struggling to find an answer to the mechanic problem. cheesy


yeah...reason y u will tell ur mechanic not to test ur car in ur absence
Re: Comedian Alibaba Joins FRSC On Duty, Controls Road Traffic (Photos) by VolvoS60(m): 4:32pm On Jun 04, 2019
JuanDeDios:

It's a good suggestion but it can't be implemented like that. You can't deduct money from someone's account for an alleged offence - nowhere is that done. What you do is send him a ticket and he pays himself. If he doesn't, interest is added daily. Then at some point, his property is impounded.

^^^
Fair point.

But like I mentioned to another poster - service may be a problem. The CMR and Autoreg databases are full of old, invalid addresses. How will the offenders be served? Or their property be impounded for non-compliance?

It may seem unusual to punish someone (by direct debit cheesy) for an alleged offence but what if it is clear (from the video evidence) that the offender did indeed commit? Is it necessary to send a ticket when it is an open and shut case?

The potential problem in all this is abuse of the process by government. I would propose that special courts (NOT funded by government) be set up for alleged offenders to appeal an unfair debit. If the alleged offender wins the appeal then his money and all bank charges are refunded with interest AND he is also awarded costs.

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