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SUICIDE: What Sniper Will Do To You if u Foolish To Think Its The Easy Way Out by farem: 9:18pm On Jun 05, 2019
Sniper is not an easy killer, it's an organ eating ,liquid monster.

Ok...sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound, produced by ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound.
When you blindly drink sniper, that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you....

1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir

2. You will have serious discharges from your nose...oh, it's late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head
and scream like it wants to explode..

4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making sure that your body have lost control over it.

5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river.

6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah...sniper must finish it's job.

7. The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over
yourself ...sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney....cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

The last thing that will die in you,
is your brain that will take in every information before shutting down. It will allow you watch yourself, give up the pained ghost.That's why they will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling,
a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper...cos you will climba the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off,
just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses,screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that's how they ended up in the hospital.
If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything,
but you will never remain the same, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital...but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is "regrets".

You can see, it's not an easy death.
Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper...that 100ml ,200/300 naira otapiapia, is a terminator..a gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator.
You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out,
no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

It's only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain,
that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. Suicide is not a joke.
Sniper will make you see your ear without mirror, will force you to beg for your life back, but it will scream back at you from your system, to let it do its job.
It will give you a slow, dragged, struggled, regrettable death..
Why don't you use that strength of fighting a painful death, and fight your way out to live?You don't wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am. No even reason am

Don’t b foolish to think its the easy way out
There is more to life than you think �
Go out meet new people eat good food and also b grateful for the little things you have
#saynotosucide
#saynotosniper ������✌✌
And remain blessed �

BE WARNED

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Re: SUICIDE: What Sniper Will Do To You if u Foolish To Think Its The Easy Way Out by kelvine(m): 9:43pm On Jun 05, 2019
Get busy living so u don't get busy dying.

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Re: SUICIDE: What Sniper Will Do To You if u Foolish To Think Its The Easy Way Out by Amb25: 9:52pm On Jun 05, 2019
A word is enough for the wise

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