KingOfAllIgbos:


I was told they took a guy's diick at Ojuelegba.

When they were caught, It was an albino's prick they returned to him!

Jakumo:


Ha ha this is a very serious development. For anyone fortunate enough to be handed back his bedroom tackle intact by a thief, the very least to be expected would be that the returned member should be race-appropriate.

Returning to the news story about a movie-director's lost and found phallus, one moral of the story that can be gleaned is that whenever a man shakes hands with a stranger, the man's family jewels and staff of office must be protected at all times in the defensive firm grip of his free hand.

This new precaution means of course that double-handed traditional African-style handshakes must be avoided at all costs, because that would leave one's undercarriage exposed to attacks by juju or voodoo practitioners who specialize in non-surgical removal of male extremities.

Brother... i am serious about this.

Next time, tone down the vocabulary for the average Nairaland user

Frankly we have "graduates" who aren't particularly literate.

Well-written post by the way