ibkayee:
Omo that's the snake's house now

I need to give the snake quit notice lols

Why are you refusing lalas visit?

MrOfficer:
Green snakes are non venomous so they are completely harmless. Nothing to worry about.

Are you joking?


Does a green Mamba also fall in same class?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_green_mamba

Hammer any Conehead before you hammer that snake o. Coneheads are more dangerous

Snitch in tha house

BossNation:

Alright bro I'll do this too but can I slice it before burning or I should just burn it as a whole?

its actual pepe ,not onions ..speaking from experience ..once the smoke fill the evirons..and probably get to where the snake dey..watch how the snake go take off..

This is a sign that you should contest for House of Reps (GREEN CHAMBERS), because environmentally, you're in Green chambers already.

Yeeeeh, who stone me

Mix gamalin 20 with petrol and little solignum. Pour it into a sprayer and keep it somewhere safe away from the house bc it is highly flammable. Anytime you see it, just rush to get this mixtures and spray it on it directly or inside wherever it creeps into. Thank me later.

BossNation:
Hello nairalanders, Am actually in some sort of problem right now and I need help from experienced people.

There's this very tiny green snake that is always staying on the fence of my house for some years now "2 years" or so.

Sometimes I won't see it in months but it's just going to come out again and I have phobia for all animals...I can't even kill lizard.

I've bought sarosate and gave one of the guards in the estate to help me spray it around but this snake will still come out.

I even went to meet these people selling farming equipments but I've bought all sort of chemicals still this snake is still coming out and the snake looks fearless cos there are times when I'll wave hands just to scare it but it won't move an inch.

I rarely go out now cos of this snake and I ought to have used cooked eggs but it's very tiny and long so it may not even swallow it..." tiny like a pencil but very long and green all over".

Please nairalanders I'll be extremely glad if anyone can proffer a solution that will send this snake away forever and ever.

BossNation:

Bro seeing it alone scares me I just want it to leave

Ur ancestors paid u a visit and u wan pursue am?
Some of these snakes na spirits... No kill am 0oo

Relax..its harmless.

Chai see woman in man body.

I have faced a situation where if I chose to kill or harass the snake, I'd give away my position or let the snake be and follow through my mission. The former choice would've obviously resulted in my demise and the latter choice that I made resulted in letting the snake have its right of way.

Call someone to kill the snake for you, woman.

Invite Lalasticlala to ur house and thank me for life

BossNation:

Alright bro I'll get sniper too

No go drink the sniper oooo.

I don warn you ooo

I no wan see in the front page for sniper consumption

MrOfficer:
Green snakes are non venomous so they are completely harmless. Nothing to worry about.

Green snakes no get venom ?
Go touch am na make black mamba strike you.
If they say watch natgeo wild una no go gree

sorry have killed up to three snake in my house. the truth is that you are not mature In your mind and not fit for marriage self. because if u have a woman at home they are more scary poisoning and dangerous than snake.

That snake is not harmful... Enjoy its stay and presence.. Learn to appreciate nature..

BossNation:
Hello nairalanders, Am actually in some sort of problem right now and I need help from experienced people.

There's this very tiny green snake that is always staying on the fence of my house for some years now "2 years" or so.

Sometimes I won't see it in months but it's just going to come out again and I have phobia for all animals...I can't even kill lizard.

I've bought sarosate and gave one of the guards in the estate to help me spray it around but this snake will still come out.

I even went to meet these people selling farming equipments but I've bought all sort of chemicals still this snake is still coming out and the snake looks fearless cos there are times when I'll wave hands just to scare it but it won't move an inch.

I rarely go out now cos of this snake and I ought to have used cooked eggs but it's very tiny and long so it may not even swallow it..." tiny like a pencil but very long and green all over".

Please nairalanders I'll be extremely glad if anyone can proffer a solution that will send this snake away forever and ever.

and is a full fledged man that wrote this.

You if I marry, ur best man will impregnate ur wife coz u can't go there Adam.

You can fu^k woman but can't kill same.

Na this same green snake go give u apple and u go chop am.

MrOfficer:
Green snakes are non venomous so they are completely harmless. Nothing to worry about.

Even if it's harmless or not. But chances are high it could come out and bit unaware kids playing. Getting rid of it is the utmost solution. Or finding a solution in moving it elsewhere

Uyi168:
...after2 years the green snake is still tiny....
Probably another snake..

Maybe it their nature. Some snakes doesn't exceed a maximum size

Kenturkey048:
its actual pepe ,not onions ..speaking from experience ..once the smoke fill the evirons..and probably get to where the snake dey..watch how the snake go take off..

What type? Is it the rodo or what ?

What a nice name for a movie -snake on fence.
What if the snake was now inside your apartment? Don't want to imagine what you will do.

Get gamalin 20 and mix with diesel and pour it all over the fence with solignum.
Even lizard, cockroach and mosquitoes will disapear and you will even see dead lizard and hopeu the snake also dead.
Thank me later

See wetin Lalasticlala don cause....

Well I will only advice you to quit opening snake-related threads on NL frontpage...

MrOfficer:
Green snakes are non venomous so they are completely harmless. Nothing to worry about.

There's snake called mamba,green in colour and very poisonous and dangerous.

MrOfficer:
Green snakes are non venomous so they are completely harmless. Nothing to worry about.

Really?
Even the green mambas? Or are there no green mambas?

BossNation:
Hello nairalanders, Am actually in some sort of problem right now and I need help from experienced people.

There's this very tiny green snake that is always staying on the fence of my house for some years now "2 years" or so.

Sometimes I won't see it in months but it's just going to come out again and I have phobia for all animals...I can't even kill lizard.

I've bought sarosate and gave one of the guards in the estate to help me spray it around but this snake will still come out.

I even went to meet these people selling farming equipments but I've bought all sort of chemicals still this snake is still coming out and the snake looks fearless cos there are times when I'll wave hands just to scare it but it won't move an inch.

I rarely go out now cos of this snake and I ought to have used cooked eggs but it's very tiny and long so it may not even swallow it..." tiny like a pencil but very long and green all over".

Please nairalanders I'll be extremely glad if anyone can proffer a solution that will send this snake away forever and ever.

Be a man and wake up to responsibility

I no no why pipu Dey fear snake like this. A snake that used 2 years without any attack won’t attack anyone forever! One day wey you no go dey house, naso one theif go show face, nah then you go know say these creatures are useful!

Barrywilly:
Mix gamalin 20 with petrol and little solignum. Pour it into a sprayer and keep it somewhere safe away from the house bc it is highly flammable. Anytime you see it, just rush to get this mixtures and spray it on it directly or inside wherever it creeps into. Thank me later.

He should rush to go and spray it on the snake? Person wey dey fear green snake and dey wave am from 200m away na him you dey ask to go and look the snake face to face and spray it with gamalin 20?

BossNation:
Hello nairalanders, Am actually in some sort of problem right now and I need help from experienced people.

There's this very tiny green snake that is always staying on the fence of my house for some years now "2 years" or so.

Sometimes I won't see it in months but it's just going to come out again and I have phobia for all animals...I can't even kill lizard.

I've bought sarosate and gave one of the guards in the estate to help me spray it around but this snake will still come out.

I even went to meet these people selling farming equipments but I've bought all sort of chemicals still this snake is still coming out and the snake looks fearless cos there are times when I'll wave hands just to scare it but it won't move an inch.

I rarely go out now cos of this snake and I ought to have used cooked eggs but it's very tiny and long so it may not even swallow it..." tiny like a pencil but very long and green all over".

Please nairalanders I'll be extremely glad if anyone can proffer a solution that will send this snake away forever and ever.

Although I don't reckon killing God's own creature but as far is disturbing you were it's not supposed to be, and you've giving it all the warning. I reckon you try the egg.

Snakes have elastic body's that make them to swallow something four times bigger than them. So if it sees the egg, there's a likely tendency it would eat it.

But normally green snakes are like that, they are mostly insectivorous eating animals and they mostly stand like that when seeing someone. Why it stood when you waved or did something and it seemed fearless it's because it was stunned.

They won't bite you but would pretend like their venomous when they're not. When you attack now, you'll see it running away.

Jayjay360:
See below

Snake bite you there idiot!

Barrywilly:
Mix gamalin 20 with petrol and little solignum. Pour it into a sprayer and keep it somewhere safe away from the house bc it is highly flammable. Anytime you see it, just rush to get this mixtures and spray it on it directly or inside wherever it creeps into. Thank me later.

Ordinary kerosene or petrol will do the trick. Let the guy pour enough inside the hole. For smackdown, let him put fire.

3kay945:


What type? Is it the rodo or what ?

if ata rodo is dry pepe then its yes....just burn it like you are roasting it..the smell go dey very ash..even you as Human go start sneeze if you inhale am.