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Good day viewers. Wetin shit don do you for this life? I'll start by narrating mine. I cannot forget in A hurry the day I was travelling from Borno state to Abia state. We had to follow Biu LGA, and when we got to Gombe..,it was difficult to look for a vehicle going directly to Abia state but Jos. As a guy man, I preferred to do eggs to avoid the 'shitting madness.' o boy, I ate about eight eggs and digested it with a chilled Lacasera apple juice. As time dey go, e don use style enter afternoon, I say make I just eat small plate of rice and moimoi and heard this crazy thought over my head that '..well, I wouldn't need to buy anything on the road anymore' after eating...but I didn't know my problem just begun. Just understand that plying from Gombe to Jos is about five hours or six.. O boy, as I entered the vehicle, I started feeling to fart. I ignored it jare. It got to a point that I had held more than twelve farts that were about to come out..knowing that I ate eggs and would destroy the trip. My stomach was just heavy and I knew the sound will be like poohuketeketeke........and will be so smelly so I did not unleash it. Gawd! My stomach started showing me I needed the toilet. It was then I knew that shit can actually kill you..,de thing will just be breaking your waist anyhow. Mehn, three hours your man still dey hold his combination of mess and shit oo. I bone go near the cockpit tell driver the coco. Driver first misbehave then dey come dey tell am say na awua. He come stop. I run enter nearby bush.. O boy, mess no gree stop o. Worst was I go shit for another person shit. Well, after the stuff, as I dey enter.. I begin hear comment like.. 'na wa o, awua dey shit self.' I was so embarrassed. Fine boy like me. Well, let's see yours. |
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