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|5 Legal Ways To Punish Your Girlfriend by iyanumicheal27(m): 6:00pm On Jun 15|
Punishing is a bit of a touchy subject.You obviously never want to tell a woman outright that you will punish her for her actions – she’ll view you as calculating, and hence manipulative. So the best way is to take action.
If you like to be in control, this should work for you just fine.
Here are 5 legal ways to punish your girlfriend whenever she misbehaves:
1. Withdraw your attention.
If she starts acting bitchy and insulting you look bored. Give her less of your attention. Let your eyes drift away slightly and glaze over. Slowly lean back in your seat. Let your interest start fading out and pulling away. It’s important to seem subtle and not overly demonstrative so it doesn’t look childish.
2. Be dismissive.
When women say things you don’t like, it’s okay to be dismissive and change the topic. For instance, if a woman is telling you about her ex-boyfriend, then suddenly tells you she thinks all men are pigs, you might reply with something like, “[sigh] Only the ones that live in barnyards. So anyway, what happened after your found out your ex had another girlfriend?” This way you can progress to a more productive conversation.
3. Go quiet.
Assuming she texts you insults. You can choose not to reply which may anger her at first, but after a while of no response she may calm down, realize her mistake and even apologize.
4. Put her in her place.
Let her know straight up not to ever say some things to you, or insult you. Sound firm and stern, she may even find this a bit sexy or feel very apologetic.
5. Spank her.
You’ll probably both enjoy it.
|Re: 5 Legal Ways To Punish Your Girlfriend by muzically: 6:03pm On Jun 15|
Op you're a witch
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|Re: 5 Legal Ways To Punish Your Girlfriend by donbachi(m): 6:14pm On Jun 15|
Legal..what is legal about fornication..op,tell me..which section or subsection in our constitution...spiritually,nothing legal about it.even bible is against it....you are here telling us the legal ways to punish a girlfriend...you're a saddist,wicked and deserves a special place in hell...in short..
|Re: 5 Legal Ways To Punish Your Girlfriend by mumumugu(m): 8:24pm On Jun 15|
who punish epp
|Re: 5 Legal Ways To Punish Your Girlfriend by iyanumicheal27(m): 2:08am On Jun 16|
Good morning guys
|Re: 5 Legal Ways To Punish Your Girlfriend by captianfreeman(m): 2:32am On Jun 16|
Punish her for what?
|Re: 5 Legal Ways To Punish Your Girlfriend by anonymuz(m): 2:35am On Jun 16|
Op you just said something unreasonable
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